AN aspiring heart surgeon who stabbed her Tinder lover in a drug and alcohol-fuelled rage has been spared jail due to her ‘extraordinary talent’.
AN Oxford University student dubbed “too clever to go to prison” has walked free for stabbing her ex-boyfriend in a drug-fuelled frenzy — but moaned she can’t go clubbing without being recognised.
Flanked by a female security guard, she wept and dabbed her eyes with a tissue as the judge sentenced her to ten months in prison, suspended for 18 months. James Sturman QC, defending, urged the judge to give Woodward a conditional discharge due to her “unique vulnerability, remorse and good character”. He said: “She can’t even go to a nightclub in London, she’s so recognisable.”
Female privilage. It also was a butter knife but thats beside the point
Cooper Ward
that aspiring heart surgeon sure is going to have a lot of patients once they google her, golly.
Sebastian Campbell
Deadliest weapon available in London.
Universal Healthcare :^). You dont pick your doctors.
Carter Davis
>The court heard she attempted suicide in police custody on the night of her arrest >While on bail she spent four weeks in a secure drug rehabilitation centre This bitch should be allowed nowhere near a hospital
Hunter Scott
>blonde hair >black eyes
EVERY TIME
soulless harpies
Isaiah Lewis
The more i look into this the more disturbing it gets
Ryan Watson
Lol someone should just rape her. Who gives a fuck.
Julian Gutierrez
>get high and kill your 'lover' >"ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS HIGH AND KILLED HIM" >"IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE DRUGS"
Isaac Davis
Crazy bitch does crazy thing. Nothing new here.
Evan Nguyen
Thats not the new thing. That she isn't locked away is shocking.
Carter Gonzalez
People in DM comments were saying she has made numerous fake rape claims at her uni and it's known, which would explain why she was on tinder.
Joseph Diaz
Looks like she got her ass spanked or whipped the day before.
Anthony Miller
>stabbed what does that mean? repeatedly plunging a razor sharp 6 inc inch hunters knife deeply into the chest, gut, face and neck, and twisting with each stab so that blood flows copiously.. or lightly chopping a butter knife at the hands of someone trying to grope u? causing minor cuts on hands?
>"Woodward stabbed Thomas Fairclough in the leg with a breadknife and hurled a laptop, glass and jam jar at him when they argued on September 30."
Violent hysterics. Should have got some prison for that.
James Morris
What an entitled little cunt. What an ugly and soulless husk. Not all women are cunts, but all cunts are women. Judge should've given her 10 years in solitary confinement. See if she's clever enough for that.
Grayson Cruz
This.
Christopher James
Things like this are why we should bring back corporal punishment. Give her 1000 lashes or something to cause her extreme pain as punishment, and then let her go back to being a doctor or whatever.
Ryan Gonzalez
>posed naked to raise money they probably put $200 in cash and a few thousands of dollars of their time into it and raised $50. why do liberals do this pointless shit every time? it's like those hollywood millionaire celebrities who host expensive as fuck parties and raise like 1% of what it costed... just claim it's to raise awareness, not money, this way it's non-quantifiable so you can get away with your dumb shit
Gabriel Martin
+rep for tricking the fucking system
Ryan Bailey
lol these are the cunts that become doctors, i am literally going to figure out how to perform surgery on myself should i have too its literally less risky than going under the knife of one of these multicult sadists. What a world we live in.
Austin Miller
she IS the system
Hunter Cook
>You dont pick your doctors Actually in the NHS you can. Non emergency care you can pick your hospital.
Ryan Stewart
let's go to the club nigga.
hitler at the rave.gif
Easton Watson
Oh yeah you can. But how many people actually research their doctors? Most just blindly trust the system since they dont have to pay for it anyways.
Ian Wilson
from what i managed to read she played suicide card while also playing the feels card and some other cards
dont hate the player, hate the game
Eli Robinson
I disagree. Women getting preferential treatment is also nothing new. It is just like how wealthy and powerful people get off easy. I guess I'm just saying that the world is messed up. Be careful out there.
Joseph White
i'm just shitposting. i don't know the full story, i wasn't there
Elijah Gutierrez
doctors are satanic charlatans pray it all away bro.
Gabriel Taylor
Kind of hot desu
Isaiah Reyes
It was a bread knife..
Samuel Gonzalez
>stabbing her ex-boyfriend in a drug-fuelled frenzy hot af
Jose Cox
Would have just claimed I was practicing surgery on him, probably got off.
Justin Gray
>this will never stab you in a drug fuelled fit of rage
I'm looking for some porn where the girl flirts/kisses/fucks the guy before killing him, does anyone know of anything good?
I image the best would be in the form of hentai or doujins but I can't find anything like it, it's mainly murdering the girl while raping her not the guy.
Adam Hughes
>tfw to intelligent to go to prison
Oliver Martinez
that scene from basic instinct is good
Anthony Jackson
And this bitch took the place of some one who could have actually been a responsible medical student. Someone who may not go crazy and be unstable. What will she do when she comes to the surgery room one day upset? Will she be able to blame that on something other than her lack of self control?
Ryan Hall
In Nature, black widows and praying mantis females eat their mates.
Eli Mitchell
She has tiny tits.
Dominic Ward
> >>You dont pick your doctors >Actually in the NHS you can. >Everyone proceeds to pick the highest qualifications and experience
Get in line bucko.
Carson Bailey
What's wrong with this thread. How many bitchy whiny little faggots can you have in one fucking thread. Her sentencing is typical for the crime. Only has media attention because of her beauty. Media have now ruined her life anyway. ABH first offence never carries a jail term in uk What a bunch of Jew puppets you are all
Michael Gonzalez
Her tits are the perfect size you cretin. Nobody above the age of 12 actually likes stupidly huge tits you know.
That was my first thought but I'm not into wierd spider shit so while thats probably going to be the best I can get, I'm not really into the ehole "monster girl" thing.
Leo Morgan
Her tits are small. Barely anything.
Jason Perry
Bitches with huge tits never stop fucking moaning about having to deal with them!
Alexander Ramirez
...and this is a shovel
Jace Howard
>tfw too intelligent for prison
Grayson Barnes
Exactly, they are perfect.
They look like a perfeft hand full to me. Any less is too small, any more is too big, if I was to create the perfect woman Sims style her tits would be on that woman.
Austin Wright
Lavinia, don't you have a court to go to today?
James Harris
How does she look like such an innocent qt in that one photo but in the others like a psycho? Fuck tho now I want her to stab me after I smash.