AN aspiring heart surgeon who stabbed her Tinder lover in a drug and alcohol-fuelled rage has been spared jail due to...

AN aspiring heart surgeon who stabbed her Tinder lover in a drug and alcohol-fuelled rage has been spared jail due to her ‘extraordinary talent’.

AN Oxford University student dubbed “too clever to go to prison” has walked free for stabbing her ex-boyfriend in a drug-fuelled frenzy — but moaned she can’t go clubbing without being recognised.

Flanked by a female security guard, she wept and dabbed her eyes with a tissue as the judge sentenced her to ten months in prison, suspended for 18 months.
James Sturman QC, defending, urged the judge to give Woodward a conditional discharge due to her “unique vulnerability, remorse and good character”.
He said: “She can’t even go to a nightclub in London, she’s so recognisable.”

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/oxford-university-medical-student-spared-jail-due-to-extraordinary-talent/news-story/b4ce1087c0665bc16a13c64b0bf940f3

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

she probably fucked the judge

Female privilage.
It also was a butter knife but thats beside the point

that aspiring heart surgeon sure is going to have a lot of patients once they google her, golly.

Deadliest weapon available in London.

Universal Healthcare :^). You dont pick your doctors.

>The court heard she attempted suicide in police custody on the night of her arrest
>While on bail she spent four weeks in a secure drug rehabilitation centre
This bitch should be allowed nowhere near a hospital

>blonde hair
>black eyes

EVERY TIME

soulless harpies

The more i look into this the more disturbing it gets

Lol someone should just rape her. Who gives a fuck.

>get high and kill your 'lover'
>"ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS HIGH AND KILLED HIM"
>"IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE DRUGS"

Crazy bitch does crazy thing. Nothing new here.

Thats not the new thing. That she isn't locked away is shocking.

People in DM comments were saying she has made numerous fake rape claims at her uni and it's known, which would explain why she was on tinder.

Looks like she got her ass spanked or whipped the day before.

>stabbed
what does that mean? repeatedly plunging a razor sharp 6 inc inch hunters knife deeply into the chest, gut, face and neck, and twisting with each stab so that blood flows copiously..
or
lightly chopping a butter knife at the hands of someone trying to grope u? causing minor cuts on hands?

>"Woodward stabbed Thomas Fairclough in the leg with a breadknife and hurled a laptop, glass and jam jar at him when they argued on September 30."

Violent hysterics. Should have got some prison for that.

What an entitled little cunt. What an ugly and soulless husk. Not all women are cunts, but all cunts are women. Judge should've given her 10 years in solitary confinement. See if she's clever enough for that.

This.

Things like this are why we should bring back corporal punishment. Give her 1000 lashes or something to cause her extreme pain as punishment, and then let her go back to being a doctor or whatever.

>posed naked to raise money
they probably put $200 in cash and a few thousands of dollars of their time into it and raised $50.
why do liberals do this pointless shit every time? it's like those hollywood millionaire celebrities who host expensive as fuck parties and raise like 1% of what it costed... just claim it's to raise awareness, not money, this way it's non-quantifiable so you can get away with your dumb shit

+rep for tricking the fucking system

lol these are the cunts that become doctors, i am literally going to figure out how to perform surgery on myself should i have too its literally less risky than going under the knife of one of these multicult sadists. What a world we live in.

she IS the system

>You dont pick your doctors
Actually in the NHS you can. Non emergency care you can pick your hospital.

let's go to the club nigga.

hitler at the rave.gif

Oh yeah you can. But how many people actually research their doctors? Most just blindly trust the system since they dont have to pay for it anyways.

from what i managed to read she played suicide card while also playing the feels card
and some other cards

dont hate the player, hate the game

I disagree. Women getting preferential treatment is also nothing new. It is just like how wealthy and powerful people get off easy. I guess I'm just saying that the world is messed up. Be careful out there.

i'm just shitposting. i don't know the full story, i wasn't there

doctors are satanic charlatans pray it all away bro.

Kind of hot desu

It was a bread knife..

>stabbing her ex-boyfriend in a drug-fuelled frenzy
hot af

Would have just claimed I was practicing surgery on him, probably got off.

>this will never stab you in a drug fuelled fit of rage

I'm looking for some porn where the girl flirts/kisses/fucks the guy before killing him, does anyone know of anything good?

I image the best would be in the form of hentai or doujins but I can't find anything like it, it's mainly murdering the girl while raping her not the guy.

>tfw to intelligent to go to prison

that scene from basic instinct is good

And this bitch took the place of some one who could have actually been a responsible medical student. Someone who may not go crazy and be unstable.
What will she do when she comes to the surgery room one day upset? Will she be able to blame that on something other than her lack of self control?

In Nature, black widows and praying mantis females eat their mates.

She has tiny tits.

>
>>You dont pick your doctors
>Actually in the NHS you can.
>Everyone proceeds to pick the highest qualifications and experience

Get in line bucko.

What's wrong with this thread. How many bitchy whiny little faggots can you have in one fucking thread. Her sentencing is typical for the crime. Only has media attention because of her beauty. Media have now ruined her life anyway. ABH first offence never carries a jail term in uk
What a bunch of Jew puppets you are all

Her tits are the perfect size you cretin. Nobody above the age of 12 actually likes stupidly huge tits you know.

That was my first thought but I'm not into wierd spider shit so while thats probably going to be the best I can get, I'm not really into the ehole "monster girl" thing.

Her tits are small. Barely anything.

Bitches with huge tits never stop fucking moaning about having to deal with them!

...and this is a shovel

>tfw too intelligent for prison

Exactly, they are perfect.

They look like a perfeft hand full to me. Any less is too small, any more is too big, if I was to create the perfect woman Sims style her tits would be on that woman.

Lavinia, don't you have a court to go to today?

How does she look like such an innocent qt in that one photo but in the others like a psycho? Fuck tho now I want her to stab me after I smash.