Redpilled American confused

Who is our real greatest ally Sup Forums?

Britain,

Leads can go duck their dogs

Our real greatest ally is hidden under the media's veil as an enemy.
Vladimir Putin.

UK, France, and Australia.
Any other answer is wishful thinking.

>france

????

Helped us in the Revolution, yo.

Unironically Australia.

Israel

uh, yeah? France has historically been America's greatest friend.

What is that abomination? Goku is a muselmann you degenerate kaffir.

/thread

got your back

Goku didn't rape children, beat his wife, or worship a pedophile warlord.

Saiyans are aryans.
Get with the times nigger.

You might want to check who's been and backed you in every war mate even those commie fuckers in Vietnam.

>goku and vegeta only 5'8
>best in show
>tall characters= weak

What did they mean by this

Israel

Who TF are gohan, chiatzu, and krillin right?

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Japan since they need us to keep China at bay

Meant for

This guy gets it. Burgers and Aussies are a perfect fit, and we both have inbred cousin's next door (NZ and Canada)

Our Mexico is Indonesia/Thailand, you can pretty much focus on just our countries and forget the rest of the world. Peak civilisation.

Japan would be mega triggered if they saw they are Tien

Mashallah, Toriyama left that part out of the American version.

Krillin is the strongest human.

Chiatzu is just a doll doesnt count

Gohan is 5'11, king of manlets and lord of jobbers


Now tell me who the strongest ones are? Oh thats right. Midget alien hitler, smol hod cat and manchild pink man

Whose dog do you have to blow to get Americans to recognize Canada as their natural greatest ally?

Never gonna happen, lesser America.

Because they're japs.

he did beat his wife though, that's why she married him.
>he beat her at the 23rd tournament, then she proposed to him.

China is and has always been our greatest ally

UK, Japan, and Australia

>America lite

Surrender niggers*

>Krillen
>Strongest human
>Human
>Canonically is a freak who doesn't have a nose

The REAL strongest human wants a word with you.

Achievement of peak civilization fucking WHEN
I HAVE LOCAL BURGERFORCES STANDING BY

Yep, it's France, UK, and Australia.

(Alright. We'd be willing to provide your nation with our top secret method for making the perfect poutine. Just get us a top 3 and it's all yours.)

unironically this

poutine? had it, tastes like shit. Fuck off leaf.

Poutine is a waste of good ass cheese curds, not to mention french fries. Go away.

It's true though. In almost every weight class of the UFC, the champ is usually just average height or maybe even less.

World BTFO

>flags
What do you people know about taste? You both eat out yankee asshole.

Yet Canada does it's best to bend over when America needs it to.
The Confederacy fought as hard as it could when it got sodomized

>Invades Canada Twice
>Repulsed from Canada Twice
>Take that, Canada!

Meanwhile
>South Rises
>South Falls
>*crickets*

Stop fighting guys. We're all anglos.

I hope I get to take your life in the Day of the Rake

Which one of those is Cell?

Came as soon as I could ya fuckin gallahs

>Invades Canada Thrice
>Repulsed From Canada Thrice
The day of the rake will be your undoing, traitor. You will be reconstructed.

USA + AUS.
UK + CAN.

US and Australia are forever bff.
UK and Canadia are fellow top bitches.
Japan us our weird friend that we jeep around as our screen to keep the fucking weirdos out.

FPBP
Glory greatest ally

If Sup Forums is any indication, we are on our own. Bunch of jerks

OP, S-tier bosses need no allies...

Likin the meme flags?

Don't even suggest letting the filth back.
Just cut off our supply of oil to them and they'll be sucking our cocks.

I am, CIA shill

>Help us 200 years ago, yo

We don't have allies. None of our so called allies would lift a finger to help us if it didn't benefit them financially.

Aussies mate

Uneducated Amerilards and the spawn of rapists and murderers.
Untermenschen of a feather inbreed together.

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Kinda Ironic China is the tallest.

no one, really.

France. Australia is up there but its extremely weak.

They really are.

yo Yamcha leg healed up nicely i see.