I want to fuck this delicious flat board but I can't find a hole to fit it in. Can somebody help me?

I want to fuck this delicious flat board but I can't find a hole to fit it in. Can somebody help me?

Why would you need a hole? Just rub your dick on it for perfect naizuri.

There's a Chihaya thread in the catalog

B-but there's no friction!

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Are you kidding? A hole of THAT SIZE? Far too big.

You're gonna fuck the whole anime board?

I like the way you think.

Drills are shit tier.

Is this any good or just twintail fanservice?

I found a hole

I cannot fucking believe that image just gave me a boner. It's almost hilarious how fucked up I am. Thanks, OP.

Bought lingerie like that for a friend. Do not regret.

How? I am trying really hard and I cant even get a halfchub

>tfw no hollowed chest trap waifu to cum into his chest cavity until it fills up and then give him a straw as he lays on his back and sucks the cum out of his chest hole

;_;

The plot literally revolves around protecting twintails.

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So greatest anime of 2014?

>board with no slot

Weak game nigga

Enjoy your splinters. I hope one goes in the tip.

Fucking faggot.

At least you are honest and said he though

you want what

This is what I want

No no you're doing it all wrong.

I was going to say 'she' for the hectic (you) games but my autism told me not to

Probably the underwear itself t.b.h

Wouldn't it look better with another cat keyhole opening in the lower bikini part for fast, trouble-free fucking?

>Excluding bringing your wife and family back to life

Sysadmin is a happy guy though

But was that part about the wife and the daughter true though?

That's just a meme user.

But what about muh admin with a dark tragic past?

Isn't that just a literal guy though?

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Lina Inverse is not for sexual!

BAKA INU!

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>despite the post being satire, this is in fact what flatfags actually get off to
I'm sorry, I don't care if it's justice or not, you guys are just fucking retarded

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