>"dude just get your A+ and get a help desk or desktop support job" >get A+ >it's been 2 years and i still haven't found an entry level job
Every """entry level""" job requires 3-5 years of experience, 10 years of 3000 year old programming, my first unborn child, my left kneecap, and a masters degree in CS
Just for fucking ticketing software.
It also doesn't help that I live in NYC. I CANNOT move.
I can't program. Believe me, I've tried. College is NOT an option, I do not make enough money for that. I am not eligble for any financial aid either. I've checked, trust me.
What can I do? Where are there guaranteed jobs?
Mason White
refrigeration
Zachary Martin
military
Leo Peterson
Leave NYC. Not an opion? Eat my ass. You're young enough. Moving to a new city is tough but everyone has to do it. Move to Kentucky or something. Shit is cheap and you'll find a qt wife in no time
Connor Bailey
Why the fuck did you get a CompTIA cert, nobody gives a shit. Get a CCNA and at least you’ll have a couple of options. Employers get boners over Cisco certs when they really shouldn’t.
Luis Richardson
You must become the dreaded Blue-Collar.
Josiah Morales
Welcome to the world, of systematic insanity! Where your intellect and mental capabilities are judged by an inaccurate fucking resume! THANKS BIG BROTHER JESUS! Loser.. Fuck the system.. The cornerstone's stupid. The secret is Jesus is the eye in the triangle, not satan.. Sucks I know hey welcome to diversity! This is what democracy looks like!
Alexander Bennett
>lives in NYC >wonders why its shit
kek
Carson Moore
Move south
Henry Cruz
>3-5 years experience required It's called lying.
Wyatt Anderson
Join the reserves. They don't do shit. Use the tuition assistance, become an apprentice tradesman. Get the fuck out of NY.
John Taylor
Let me tell you what my Korean friend did.
He bought a college degree online. He bought some "jobs" to put on his resume. He bought the exams for his computer certifications. He now has a job with a major computer company making a 6 figure salary.
If he can do it so can you.
Justin Evans
Idk man any friend if mine that does 1 year of software training finds a job ASAP and in a year or two they reach what would be considered middle class here. Some dudes managed to land remote jobs that give you London middle ass income , paired with our prices you are looking at 50k GBP income and about 4k GBP yearly rent for some 75 square metres of decent housing. So try remote jobs or some shit
Nicholas Wood
>I can't program. Believe me, I've tried. College is NOT an option, I do not make enough money for that.
You can still take online courses for free via coursera, khan academy, edx and others.
As for jobs... I don't know, try twitter I guess.
Ayden Sanders
list yourself as some kind of "minority" on applications and they'll hire you for all the "diversity" you bring
Brody Adams
if you stay in new york you're fucked
Christian Moore
At least he has opportunities to move somewhere better. Well always be stuck in leafland no matter where in leafland we move
Charles Long
>gook >fucking lying and cheating
Kayden Barnes
Shit is cheap because jobs are mostly shit with few exceptions
Nolan Long
>Every """entry level""" job requires 3-5 years of experience
Yeah. No one is going to hire some random faggot who hasn't worked a day in his life for a salaried position.
>But I need the money! Oh, well, that changes EVERYTHING!
Levi Gray
You're doing it wrong I guess. I have 3 offers this month.
Cooper Scott
Network+ then secuity+.then ms shit. You are nothing now. LeRn some db admin a small place will hire
Ian Nguyen
There are a lot of jobs you'll eventually get discovered. We just fired a couple guys that obviously lied on their resume
Ethan Gutierrez
street whore is guaranteed instant income, yo
Blake Hall
I know. shocking isn't it. /sarcasm
Maybe maybe not. I know more then half the people I work with lied on their resume and probably cheated to get their certs. It doesn't matter. None of it matters.
Christopher White
Maybe not a bad idea. But find a job first just in case.
Anthony Ross
Liquidate and buy a 1 way ticket to Alaska.
Robert Johnson
welcome to the blvd of broken dreams. Time to be a meachanic at the local tire shop or work with Paco trimming trees, or sand sheetrock for $9 an hr.
And when you go home you can shed a tear as you gaze up at all your awards when you were in school for being a good student.
Andrew Ward
Build a time machine and go back to the 1990's
Brody Rogers
Bruh. If you can't fluff your cv properly to get even an entry level job you're just dumb. Also ccna is way better friendo.
Jonathan Brown
Landscaping. It's not always easy, but there's usually work throughout the year.
Gavin Gray
>Falling for the get A+ meme
Austin Allen
>JewScript >programming *Laughs in assembler*. But seriously, OP. Go find another field. There's already too many retards forcing themselves into cs because muh white collar job. Go be a construction worker or something we don't need more retards in cs.
