>Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro called on his nation's military leaders Tuesday to prepare for war against the U.S. days after the Trump administration banned Venezuelan officials from entering the nation. >"We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed and we have the obligation to prepare ourselves to guarantee peace," said Maduro, who wore agreen uniform and a military hat as he spoke withhis army top brass duringa military exercise involving tanks and missiles."We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," he added.
TOP KEK How the headlines should read: >Failing Socialist State That Can't Control It's Own Country Declares War on Global Superpower
Jeremiah Perez
Not happening. Nothing but words
Connor Hernandez
Runescapers started the war by killing venezualians trying to feed their families by selling runescape gold.
Nicholas Kelly
I'm ready to pre-emtive intervention there asses
Aaron Carter
I stand with US on this one, Maduro must go.
Sebastian Long
I only saw the articles about WoW gold being worth more than their currency. The Venezuelan economy collapsed when the AH prices became extremely inflated because of transmog.
Bentley Turner
Can't wait to shed commie non white blood.
Race war let's go.
Nicholas Lopez
Sounds like he's just proving Drumpfy boy made the right move. Any leadership willing to instantly become that hostile doesn't sound like a leadership I want perusing my country.
John Nelson
Maduro is simply trying to use this to help rally support
Venezuela has been threstig the USA for years
I remember back in 08’ Chavez was talking about building a “million man army” t wrestle the Caribbean and Central America from USA influence
If they back up those words then it just means we'll have more destiny to manifest. >Be starving communist country >Literally have to tell your citizens to eat their pet rabbits for sustenance >Declare war on global superpower
Jace Collins
watch them start begging for foreign aid after they throw Maduro out
Luke Butler
>Inherent another spic tier country
Unless we are going to ship all the illegals there, fuck no, I don't want it.
Cooper Lewis
Iraq war II
The never ending ZOG
Angel Ross
>Declare war on global superpower
Other way around burger, it's you aka zog who declared war on them since 2002.
Christian Adams
do you guys remember when parks and recreation (NBC) did an episode about venezuela a few years ago?
they essentially made venezuela seem like the worlds greatest country and the u.s. like a literal hell hole.
why did the media want to make venezuela seem so good? i remember when plebbit jerked themselves off for a year over something to do with venezuela and drugs.
Elijah Ramirez
>Exactly what we need, more nation building.
WOOOO AMERICA FIRST TRUMP!
Austin Powell
the same people who are anti trump have been pro venezuela for the past decade.
Justin Gomez
>Empathy for communists Pussy.
Anthony Lewis
It is a decent plan. US shows up, kills some during the invasion but less than starvation or revolution would kill, starts dumping money into the country and providing the next regime with aide.
Aiden Bennett
>We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed sounds about right
Landon Nelson
Tough shit.
Camden Butler
The Left cannot see their failures; they discount all of them as a lack of sufficient funding.
Camden Adams
he also started to trade oil in yuan so ... yeah, no ... he has to go.
Noah Walker
You know, Its sad really. I'm pretty sure the proud peoples of Kekistan could organize a better offensive war against the US than Venezuela.
Ryder Sanchez
I wonder why you didn't do nothing during the south korean corruption scandal.
Nicholas Long
dude holy fuck i mean jesus christ man
Lincoln Jones
Can't tell if satire or cringe.
Hudson Walker
Kill yourself zog bot.
Sebastian Edwards
WE AREN'T THERE OVERLORDS, we are just the world police.
Noah Price
>It is a decent plan. US shows up, kills some during the invasion but less than starvation or revolution would kill, starts dumping money into the country and providing the next regime with aide.
Worked in Iraq and Afghanistan right?
John Parker
I will live on faggot.
Camden Perez
Venezuela has a military?
Adrian Mitchell
this is not a happening and nothing will happen
Kevin Jones
I know, I was surprised too.
Joshua Cook
Is Venezuela as bad as North Korea at this point?
Adam Ramirez
Came here to post this meme, if it's anything like the game enjoy losing 250k American marines to meme port guards
Justin Adams
They aren't even a threat. Half of them are literally starving right now, the energy needed to pull a trigger would expend the last of their stamina. Most likely they won't even do anything that remotely reflects their words.
Blake Brooks
They have one of the most modern armies in south america.
Aaron Cruz
So I suppose that's a yeah.
Jace Barnes
>not blotting out the sun with 10k strat bombers and watching their country disappear
Sebastian Hall
>They have one of the most modern armies in south america. Their competition is non existent so that isn't an accomplishment when the bar is set to the lowest common denominator. Me and my homies can wipe them out, uncle sam just needs to supply the equip.
Anthony Price
Someone doesn't know how to morter the ports with ships and planes then raid the ashes and set up a foot hold to then launch attacks from.
Brody Reyes
Half the jet fighters in Fresno just left in a big rush. Oddly 2 of them had their landing gear still down.
Charles Martin
I love the smell of burning commies in the morning.
Angel Collins
>if it's anything like the game >like the game >the game Let that sink in real slow, kid.
Jaxson Young
You need an actual invasion and we aren't going to be very happy about it, unlike Kim Jong, Maduro has never claimed that he will attack anybody, so the same justifications won't work.
Luke Ward
Gonna be soon, very soon.
Jayden Hughes
Needless war that will create more refugees That's not why Trump was elected you fucktard If tere's a war all the good boy GoP soldiers will go die overseas while the nu-male dems will be home and win 2020
Thomas Sanders
explain this meme to me toothpaste >webm
Adam White
"The world's smartest man is no more a threat to me than its smartest termite."
Jackson Nelson
Maybe it's a clever ploy to declare war, then beg for a rebuilding package.
We can't have a raging tire fire this close to our backyard.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Ha. Good one, baguette.
We always knew MAGA would involve punishing commies.
Robert Bell
I like your positive attitude but I'm not sure it's what we need at the moment, an invasion will trigger leftism to the frontlines again and we can barely deal with them as we are.
Landon Gray
So pull a Pinochet, shove the left to the front-lines.
Levi Miller
Didn't Venezuela tried to take over that shithole island next to it and got BTFO? The gay ass island with two names.
Robert Hughes
Will happen, faggot. Venezuela started to price its oil in Yuan instead of Dollar.
Andrew James
%20of the people in SK are in favor of bombing japan. I would take everything they say with a grain of salt or you can completey ignore them like everybody else
Brandon Sanders
Norks maybe but you're probably just a globalist kike Leave those spics die of hunger, it's not your goddamn problem nigger
Asher Richardson
The Norks have ICBMs with nuclear warheads. Venezuela on the other hand isn't a threat at all.
Hudson Barnes
Time to pk some commies
Andrew Peterson
no country in latin america besides cuba supports maduro. trump would be the good guy in this one
Andrew Martin
The Minister of Health gets interviewed while /ourguy/ Thierry Baudet can be seen walking in the background. His polularity has risen significantly since our last GE. Spoedig means soon.
Chase Myers
unless North Korea starts to sell things
I bet Iran is planning to buy some, and North Korea has no much reason to decline the offer
Jayden Lopez
Venezuela, Iran, Korea, fun starts soon
Charles Kelly
The Yanks are just going to lie their asses off. It worked well with the last Iraq war.
Matthew Adams
>dropping napalm on jungle people for fun wew cant wait
Christopher Butler
Those times are long gone and socialist parties have ruled this continent since the eighties.
Trinidad y Tobago it's already full of venezuelans so that invasion kind of worked.
Trump isn't as locally installed as Obama was, he has no real backing outside the Caribbean.
They can't lie to us, we have a century of american interventionism on our shoulders.
Benjamin Barnes
>Korea Which might cause American Civil War II if shit gets really bad. What a time to be alive.
Jacob Roberts
Why? Is veneuzela retarded or is this the beginning of ww3 who backs them
Oliver Martinez
>They can't lie to us, we have a century of american interventionism on our shoulders. It doesn't matter. Walker got away with his lies so will the Dolan. Nobody is going to get prosecuted over this.
Ian Carter
pro-tip: If you are a major oil producing country, never sell your oil for anything else other than the dollar, unless you can defend yourself.
Levi Ward
>the beginning of ww3 It won't happen when the US takes on Venezuela. It alos won't happen when the States receive a nuclear revenge strike by the DPRK. What will happen is the unfolding of the new paradigm. The world finally changes from a bipolar to a multipolar one. America is going to burn and the whole world will watch.
Camden Scott
It's not gonna work and they know it, they are using social media to scare maduro into stupidity.
Ayden Martin
Not everyone who hates communists and thinks they aren't people is a globalist kike.
Robert Jones
>America is going to burn and the whole world will watch Said the increasingly nervous country for the sixth time this year. America is certainly not innocent, our government is definitely overrun by kikes who want to use our power to claim victories for Israel- but I would rather see the kikes removed and a new America created than seeing my own country burned. You people call Americans the epitome of evil if they say they don't want their country nuked into oblivion as if every American poster is in fact a globalist kike posting from his fancy government office but that isn't really how it works.
Anthony Morris
b-but if Trump wins, there will be no wars... ...right?
Josiah Gutierrez
>"We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," Why would our military be invading them?
Samuel Howard
Who's ready to call in some airstrikes on a new continent?
Kayden Mitchell
...
Josiah Bennett
>Trinidad y Tobago it's already full of venezuelans so that invasion kind of worked. Do you mean they sent over a bunch of venezuela women to whore themselves to the island niggers? From what I seen only niggers live on those islands.
Cameron Hughes
>Venezuela
What exactly are they going to do? Send a bunch of illegal immigrants to cross the border?
Jackson Edwards
fund los zetas even more than usual
Logan Gray
>Blaming Trump for defending against the instigators Spotted the cuck, when do I get my turn on your GF?
Luis Sanchez
You're absolutely right. They won't do shit.
Nolan Powell
So? If we needed their oil so bad they wudnt be such a shit country
Nathan Watson
Sup Forumstards will say shit for muh happenningz even though they know a war would be ruin for Trump He is a nationalist isolationist you thick fucks That means NO FUCKING WAR
Wyatt Scott
Latin countries are way bigger than they were in the 1970s in terms of population and, as we see in case of Mexico, it terms of self-perception as well. Trump did miss this generational change and may see things in a twisted way.
It's gonna be fun to see militarization of the region. Crazy neighbor akin to Russia starts to mess with "one of ours" and who knows who's gonna be next. North Korea might sell nukes to Cuba, Cubans to Bolivia, Bolivia to Brazil. The US is going down!
Christian Roberts
I really hope they star buying tanks and guns causing even more starvation. That'll go over well.
David Phillips
It's not about the oil per se. It's about the US Dollar. The USA's global power is tied to the fluctuation of its currency. Similiar shit with Saddam: The Burgers got but mad because he intended to price his oil in Euro instead of US Dollar.
Thomas Sullivan
Xe wouldn't understand why communism is autism levels of stupid u fat reddit w
Kayden Green
>He is a nationalist isolationist Trump is a gambling salesman. He's going to put millions of lives on the table to satisfy the USA's imperialistic urges.
Elijah Evans
>Maduro, who wore agreen uniform and a military hat The fucker barely finished middle school and he's a bus driver.
Cooper Miller
Venezuela won't start a war they can't win.
I doubt Trump wants war either. He's just waiting out their economic collapse.
Colton Morgan
The fuck is this chucklehead worried about fighting us for when he can't even feed his own fucking people? Why are all socialists such inept idiots? Let's just toss Bernie to them to tear apart and call it a tie.
