Korea has the NOVA BOMB

This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell...Exterminatus will befall you.

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Are you sure it's not a Nude Bomb?

What THumP®s’ Board of Directors know about North Korea:

One would think that the arrogant provocations by North Korea would make it an easy decision for the United States to act unilaterally against it to take out its nuclear capabilities, or bilaterally with permission from the United Nations.

Nope. Not going to happen any time soon. Why?

The U.S. intelligence has not accounted for the positioning of all of North Korea’s nuclear weapons. THumP® knows, from our own reliable sources, that at this moment, North Korea has two nuclear ballistic missiles (each) pointed at Beijing, China, Seoul, South Korea, Tokyo, Japan, and Vladivostok, Russia. (Look at a map and see how obvious this should be to a war strategist.)

If North Korea is attacked, all these missiles will fly towards their targets simultaneously; and there is not any modern technology at the moment that can stop all 8 at the same time going in different directions.

The recent U.N. sanctions are NOT hurting the North Korean hierarchy of government officials. They are hurting the poor. The more the poor hurt, the more they look to their “Supreme Leader” for help; and the more blame their leader places on those who are actually HURTING THE POOR: AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY!

The ONLY way to sustain peace in that area of the world is through proper and respectful dialogue. The rest of the world can offer the North Korean people safe passage out of the country with FREE food, shelter, clothing, health and mental care and education IF they can escape North Korea. No need to kill or threaten anyone. Give the people a chance. Let the North Korean people know that the rest of the world cares about them. Sanctioning them and making their daily lives harder, just because their leaders are not following the orders of our leaders, WILL NEVER WORK … never has worked. Has only led to more misery and bloodshed.

Modalis Atmospheric Missile

Another weapon that has similar results from the Atmospheric Incinerator Torpedo but its function is completely different. Regarded as the most powerful incendiary device accessible in the Imperium. The Modalis Atmospheric Missile is one ECKS BAWKS HUEG Phosphex weapons used to burn a planet into a crisp. Think White Phosphorous on steroids. A salvo of several Modalis Atmospheric Missiles from orbiting warships will blanket an entire world in deadly Phosphex. The resultant firestorm of green mist will eat away at every carbon-based element on the planet, rendering it uninhabitable. All that would be left would be dust and echoes.

Virus Bombs[edit]

Virus Bombs are warheads loaded with the Life Eater virus, a biological payload that causes living tissue (plant or animal) to rot and decompose (which probably gives Nurgle a massive boner). The gist is that they release a virus that spreads by contact and causes necrosis of tissues and rapid decay of plant and animal tissues. This immediate rot causes a buildup of flammable gases, which in turn can be ignited by one of the lazors above (or any still smoldering Lho sticks, or any other source of flame), sweeping the area in firestorms. A relentless bombing of these fucking things is what reducedTallarnfrom a verdant forest world to the desert hellhole it is now. They were also used byWarmaster Horusto kill off loyalists in the Traitor Legions during the Istvaan Campaign of theHorus Heresy(Life Eater virus eats through any filters and corrodes power armour till it gets to the gooey marine inside, though a Dreadnought can endure it easily). According toAmberley Vail, virus bombs are only rarely used in the "present time" because the Inquisition has figured out that every time they're used, they feed the fuckingPlaguefather. Whoops

how about we just summon an asteroid and end this horseshit?

>you
Smashing It with a Fucking Moon[edit]

This method involves radically altering the orbit of a nearby moon or large asteroid and placing it on a collision course with the planet, and therefore requires the use of several Mechanicus voidships. This method was used to destroy Phaenon Prime when the Virus Bomb failed to wipe out the planet's corruptive influence. It was also used during theHorus Heresyby renegade Iron Hands commander Autek Mor to destroy the World Eaters recruitment world of Bodt. Needless to say, this pretty much fucking annihilates the planet in question. Despite its flair and effectiveness,the Administratum vehemently requests that Imperial commanders avoid this method whenever possible, because it's stupidly expensive -- it can take weeks or even months for the moon or asteroid in question to actually strike the planet, which costs rations and sublight fuel while the ships sit around doing fuck-all; orbital bombardments only cost about one day's worth of rations and fuel, plus the ammunition, which comes out to be less expensive.

F-f-frank? OH SHIT ABANDON THREAD.

this isn't even a b-tier thread.

What in the hell am I reading?

NORTH KOREA HAS FUCKIN LASER BEAMS.

Seems like every week their weapon power increases tenfold.

Really makes u think.

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This is false information. We are working tirelessly.

We do have high power laser technology. It is green one.

Hes got NOTHING, hes just clockboy writ large

> it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density

At least try to make it believable if you're gonna make shit up

The proxyman has arrived.

show me your wifes butthole you filthy vanilla ape

Our Leader is not Rocket Man. He is Respected and Dear to all.

Whatever you faggot, revolution has always come from the poor and oppressed.

Impolite speech is not allowed. Internet ration is limited

>compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density

Op confirmed doesn't know shit

That's not what I said. I said you're using a proxy to have a north korean flag.
Please give us proof that you are from the DPRK, and we'll believe you.

Fuck off Israel VPN faggot. You guys lost. You faggots literally tried to nuke Washington State. Fucking degenerate cockroaches. All Jews in Israel should be killed.

Cyclonic Torpedoes[edit]

The primary method of Exterminatus used in the 41st millennium, these are basically nukes OD'd on steroids. These capital ship-fired warheads each generate a series of massive, self-sustaining nuclear reactions, which, when fired in bulk, fuels a much larger reaction that causes the devastation to spread and multiply, eventually glassing the entire world with a thermonuclear holocaust given a sufficient barrage. If you fire enough in the same spot it will break through the crust of a planet, causing part of the mantle to erupt out, royally buttfucking the entire planet in the process (seeFire Warriorend cinematic).Kriegis an example of a radioactive perpetual-winter world that survived multiple cyclonic torpedo strikes, though in this case it was on a much smaller scale. This was the method that probably killed Typhon, in combination with the above shoot-the-shit-out-of-it method. (Another theory holds that the bombardment is used to remove anything that might prevent the torpedo from reaching the surface or to weaken planets crust.) Only theInquisitionand theSpace Marinesare authorized to carry cyclonic torpedoes in their warships, the former because the Inquisition has the authority to do anything, and the latter because the Imperium figures that if the Space Marines can't beat it, nothing else will.

Cyclonic Torpedoes are pretty variable in their strength, either due to there being different classes of torpedoes or the fact that the strength of a single cyclonic torpedo has never been nailed down in official materials. In one case, ol' Abby dropped a dozen to fry a single hive, in another a single torpedo is a qualified planet cracker.

your larp fails at the point you claim to know whats inside. the west only has theories based off of german physicist who work on fusion. there is no confirmed schematic . all the russian and american spies failed to get the info. not a surprise neither are actually good at espionage they have just got by with piss poor tactics because of the lack of fear in their targets. n korea isnt scared but they are paranoid

china almost got the secret but they fell for the decoy. thats more than america or russia got. some would laugh off n korea not realising there was a influx of japanese scientist over a few decades of the mistreatment of japan at the hands of america. it wasnt even the soldiers being tards that got to them it was a couple batches of contaminated food

the faggiest LARP known to man

Jew comment is not permitted by my Unit. We are working tirelessly in the spirit of our ancestors. We WILL have your gratitude.

wifes butthole + timestamp

that's also when I stopped reading the OP and started scrolling down.
in other words, this.

You're a Jew you shitty fucking larper.

Our country does not have Jew. Comment is not permitted.

>UNSC military base Reach
>Covenant uglies
You're not even trying

... so your brilliant plan is to "respectfully" create a flood of refugees who happen to have extremist morality, and to "respectfully" end the power balance of the region by costing China a vassal state, all while finding that magic combination of words that will not be interpreted by the North Korean ruling caste the same way they interpret literally everything. You used to work in the State Department, didn't you? I bet you have a degree from Georgetown. You must be real smart.

>I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods.
how do you not recognise Halo

please tell dear leader that I share his taste for fine cheeses

God speed Kim, god speed.

>worst bubble porn ever

>Lithium
>Stored on the outside
Nigger this is the worst LARP I've ever heard.

My unit can relay the message. I have never tasted fine cheese. Thank you for your gratitude.

Thank you for your gratitude. Please do not visit Japan soon.

With help from the outside, revolutions and civil upheaval have most of the time in history been supported from outside in one way or another

that earthquake was probably just your standard wa state sjw landwhale falling down.

The fact you know exactly what I'm talking about and on top of that you're denying it proves you're a faggot.

> Be Kim
> Educated in Switzerland
> Dad doesn't talk to me.jpg
> Globalist giga kikes show you the attractions of life unlimited
> Kim likey
> Now Kim, you're our boi now, but don't worry. In this timeline, YOU come out on top.
> In a decade or so, a REALLY unpopular dud will come to power in the USA spouting entirely logical messages in physical rallies that only the most dedicated citizens will watch/attend.
> Kim the normies will be spared this man's message, it will always be behind a 'paywall.'
> You will face off against this man.
> As you defy this American President, your people will suffer, but the more they will hate America and love you.
> Meanwhile, America will upgrade hating their president to also pitying you and your people. They will see any receiver of their President's abuse as a victim, a kindred soul.
> Six decades of cultural marxism will be cashed when the American President takes an unprecedented move.
> Normies, useful idiots and genuine commies will run rampant in the streets and sleeper cells will wake up to take over critical government positions.
> Suddenly, you Kim, you get to be the broker of peace with your newfound friend and superpower commie globalist chad-fiend, America.

thank you for bibimbap it tastes real good

Are Spartan teams being deployed, admiral? How are MAC defenses looking?

Yeah bombs whatever, North Koreans have or don't have genetic engineered furry waifus?

Tell Kim to nuke California first.

Yo dawg. We got bombs, that contain smaller bombs, and we put all that inside a very large bomb... with neon tubes.

Do you just wait around all day for an NK thread to appear so you can shitpost?

Not good, Reach might fall.
Damn Covie bastards!

They do in fact have a furry waifu.

Do you know what really happened to Warmbier? Stories we're hearing in the US are conflicting now.

>All you greenhorns that wanted to see North Koreans up close, this is your lucky day

I assume the Cole Protocol is in effect, then? We absolutely cannot let them have those codes.

>.Exterminatus will befall you.
why would they use that when they have a gene specific bio weapon that kills white people?

Niggers taking white women from cucks?

>neutron star density

Nigger you fucking what? Stop throwing all these retarded ass sci-fi buzzword shit down people's throats. A neutron star is like some inconceivable amount of tons.

This.

>just wait till the mutant Chimera army is unleashed by best Korea


This ring isn't a cudgel, you barbarian, it's something else. Something much more important. Gimme a second to access... Yes, this ring, it's forerunner. The forerunner built this ring, what they call a fortress world, in order to... Wait... no, that can't be... Oh, those Covenant fools! They must have known! There must have been signs

Yes, sir. The civilian populations are being escorted off of the planet. Blue team is aboard one of Reach's satellites, and Noble Team is trying to secure Dr. Halsey.

>pics art

North Korea is yesterday's boring news. I'm much more worried about Muslim Poos in Pakistan having nukes and Muslim Mongols of Russia inheriting the largest nuclear arsenal as they inevitably outbreed the beta Slavs

SitRep on Red Team at Castle Base?

Motherfucker, we're gonna glass your ass. Fuck you and your nova bombs.

So, nuke all missile sites. Good.

I don't care what it is, just drop one right here. I'm done with this life.

Once the Big Zam is mass produced we'll crush North Korea in no time,

ITT the Nork's discover snowmen have zero internal organs.

California fag here Kim needs to hurry up and nuke us I'm too pussy to commit suicide

>His covenant and fleets: gone

We got the schematic.

i unironically hope california gets nuked by kim.

Unironically this

Kim is the Chaos God reborn

"Unto those who in ignorance and Stubbornness refuse the Word, bring the fires of hell. Sunder their flesh, and burn them of their impurity. Take vengeance upon them for their failings, and teach them the weakness of false idols. Thus spoke Lorgar, and so it shall be done. Open their veins that the truth might enter them. Cut upon them and let their blood flow. With holy bolter and chainsword we shall slaughter the unbelievers, and usher the word of truth into the world! No mercy, no remorse, such things are for weaklings. We are the faithful, Lorgar’s chosen! None shall stand against us. Give praise to the gods of Chaos as you kill. Death will be our herald, and all who look upon us will know fear. Let us pray, brothers of the Host, and let the gods bear witness to our eulogies and bless us with their holy strength. Great powers of the warp, guide the arms of your servants that they might let the blood of your enemies in your honour. Gird us with the strength and fortitude to do your bidding, and let our faith protect us from the blows of the faithless. Let your dark light shine upon us, filling us with purpose and belief. With thanks, we give ourselves unto you, pledging body and soul to your glory, for nowand for time immaterial. Glory be.

Halo a shit

>which is cannon Halo: Reach or Halo The Fall of Reach?

>Halo Reach:
Um, Red Team Sir? Noble Team just escorted Dr. Halsey to a pelican, and was escorted by Noble Teams sniper Jun.

>Fall of Reach cannon:
Red Team finished searching for the forerunner artifact Dr. Halsey was searching for. They are currently fighting off Covies in a firefight.

Go fuck yourself. Halo 2 was redpilled.

This

Chaos reigns , it will destroy the golden throne

from that image it looks like one really big dragon dildo

>there is not any modern technology at the moment that can stop all 8 at the same time going in different directions.

sure pal
youtube.com/watch?v=3_8QFnrgccg

Forces of chaos limited edition series

>NOVA Bomb

>A NOVA Bomb is a very high-yield combination of nine nuclear fusion warheads used by the United Nations Space Command.

>halo.wikia.com/wiki/NOVA_Bomb

we HALO now

Pretty much any faction inHalois capable of buttfucking a planet or entire star system from the inside out. The Forerunners, for example, pretty much turn Exterminatus into art. Their list of fucking up a Galaxy includes the following...ripping apart entire planets on what counts as "Private Security Infantry", reducing entire planets into ash with one shot of their point-defense guns on their weakest ships, flinging entire planets into Slipspace (Which reduce them to proto-matter), blowing up entire stars and solar systems like popping candy with a single frigate, destroying entire proto-universes (We are not fucking around here) just to power up their engines and of course, the Galaxy-Busting Halos themselves. And these are just the Forerunners, god forbid if we go into 'Silentium' Flood and the Precursors which pretty much cause reality, time and alternate universes to bend over and make the likes of Tzeentch look like a four-year-old brat in comparison . So literally, when we meant that anyone in Halo could make mother nature cry, we really meant it. Yes even the UNSC have it which is coincidentally named as the"NOVA Bomb"; these are literally the Death Star in a can, no kidding. To put this in a nutshell, when the UNSC finally realized that all shit is lost and NUKE IT FROM ORBIT! is all but useless, the UNSC high command issue to drop (or, in this case, "leave for the Covenant to find and bring back") the NOVA bomb that blows apart the planet or moon and all unfortunate bastards to kingdom come. Made of literally nine-nukes strap together by duct-tape (Which made many in /tg/ to wonder whether the UNSC hired Macgyver to construct their "Fuck You" bomb), these bombs are the size of an SUV(one of the fairly small Unggoy specifies it was thrice his height and would've taken nine of them to hold hands in a ring around it.) It can also have a Slipspace drive attached to it, meaning that it couldhit anywhere

underrated god level thread

>(((prophets))) lead a non-cohesive society of multiple races in genocidal war against a once ancient master race.

Halo was always redpilled

We've reached autism levels that we shouldn't be capable of achieving .

can we get a real nork thread going?

Yes. We need some skykangz.

Larping on pol?????

Lord of the Kangs? Will that do? Here we are discussing the growing might and technological supremacy that Kim and Best Korea have ... like the NOVA BOMB

larp my shit up family

OMG THIS LITTLE FAGGOT GOOK. NUKE SOMETHING ALREADY YOU USELESS ROCKET MANGINA.

Jun escorted Halsey to Castle Base where she met up later with Red Team. Jun left the planet, continued some missions, and is now a recruiter for the Spartan IV program.

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Please attack the dmz Kim, START THE CONGA LINE you fat fuck

i'm hoping one of the south koreans or americans has enough and just starts shooting across the dmz kicking this off.

Fema nationwide eas test.

Why wouldn't they just make a salted bomb? Its not like they give a fuck about the U.N. anyways.