/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GETTING /COMFY/ EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
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lol, Robert can't figure out radio

>male black waving a gun around
what else is new?

"driver's licence issues"

>sassy squad

>Burglary in progress

>young girl throwing up in front lawn of hotel

>Took pictures of a 6 year old boy

>male black does something

>Guy with gun
Were shots fired yet?

not that I've heard.

Evening, Roberts.

Evening!

Did they just say that niggers name is spelled Sherrod?

Bump. Also, who the fuck is Robert?

>MAXIMUM LUNCH

>male black hits female black in back of head
kek

>can we have lunch please
>I dunno, can you?
>(muffled) damn
top kek

Taking lunch 30 minutes into your shift seems odd?

ROBERT IS THE HERO WE NEED BUT DON'T DESERVE.
But yeah, it's just the code name for the police officers on duty from 10pm-2amCST

eh, I think he was just joking.

I think they go until 10am. There's only Adam and Robert shifts to my knowledge. Maybe I'm wrong.

Yeah I think you're right. Most people leave the thread even during the busy threads around 2am, since coonery tends to downturn as people go to bed.

>shots fired
things just got interesting

someone was already killed around 9:20

>THE LUNCH DOESN'T STOP
>ROBERT W I L L GET LUNCH

>911

Been a good week boys

Average for this month has been 1.8 deaths a day

This week is 2.66, being 8 in the last 3 days

Who else here actually /Chicago/

I'm out here in North Pilson

Former resident, managed to escape though.

Early fall Nog summer

Visited once, would probably visit again.

captcha: escape mexico

bump for the comf

The heat makes them more ornery than usual.

Streeterville. There are way too many homeless people here

cuts out whenever they're gon raid a house, they have a separate non dispatch channel, or so that's what i heard. pic not related

Yup. We've had three SWAT incidents but have never gotten to hear any operational stuff from them.

Will the Jamal succeed in blowing up the building?

strawpoll.com/as3d8h7x

Dunning Chicago here, you might even hear what happen on scanners because I just got swarmed by 3 squad cars maybe ~10min ago.

>be me
>driving
>tired of being an awful person
>tired of doing awful things
>see kitten
>dart out of forest onto road
>slam breaks, hit flashers, pull over
>try to catch kitten
>chase for a while
>won't leave storm drain
>too fast, hides in forest
>swarmed by 3 squad cars
>OhShit.jpg
WHAT YOU DOING HERE user!
>umm, uhh, just trying to catch wild sewer kitten
Oh. . . You wouldn't know anything about a suicide?
>wtf, no. . .
Alright, there's a woman running around here (i.e. forest/park) trying to kill herself. Just needed to make sure you where not involved. Also, might be safe if you left.
>mfw