there are two kinds of people - those who correctly assume that Asuka was in fact the best girl and those who touch themselves at night
There are two kinds of people - those who correctly assume that Asuka was in fact the best girl and those who touch...
Jose Myers
Justin Lee
You're abstinent?
Isaiah Richardson
i'm pretty sure most in the first group also do the second
Blake Powell
>not touching yourself to best girl
Gabriel Anderson
there are two kinds of people.
those who enjoyed evangelion and those who were born with an entire brain
David Cook
I do both.
Charles King
There are two kinds of people. Those who correctly assume that Asuka is an anti-semitic meme, and those who drink their own piss.
Connor Cooper
shallow redhead bitch.
Andrew Harris
How is she shallow?
Cooper Baker
Who here doesn't touch themselves at night?
Leo Perez
Rei is objectively the best Evangelion girl.
Elijah Martinez
We have a comedian here.
Henry Miller
Fuck off Asukafag autist. Go firebomb a kaworu thread.
Connor Flores
>Rei isn't human
>Asuka isn't female
>Misato isn't pure
>Kaworu is literally an angel
Pick one.
Ryder Campbell
I touch myself in the morning too!
Lucas Morgan
Pardon?
Christian Adams
>Rei isn't human
Rei is super-human, literally mankind's god. In a literal, objective sense, Rei gave birth to everything mankind ever was and became.
>Asuka isn't female
She is definitely female, she's only a really shitty one. She'd be shit if she were a man too. She represents a deep negative side of mankind.
>Misato isn't pure
You mean she's had sex? Eh, she's pure enough in body and soul, and who cares? Don't be a waifufag autist.
>Kaworu is literally an angel
As in a "opposed to mankind" sort of way - not only that, he's fucking retarded.
All in all, Rei is the absolute #1.
Joseph Gonzalez
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Julian Price
Ritsuko is what Rei haters are like. They know she's better, superior, and that she's more important to them, and so they become bitter and attack Rei.
The doc got humiliated and probably raped by SEELE as a reward, and shot by the only man she's loved.
In other words, fuck Rei-haters.
Logan Barnes
If you time it right you can do both.
Adrian Miller
DELETE THIS
Gavin Brown
>Bait: The Thread
Josiah Sanders
I'm the former that does the latter because of Asuka.
Jackson Gomez
>Reifags don't mind sullied goods
Explains why they like Rei.
James Powell
Go wipe Shinji's cum off Asuka.
Landon Ramirez
Came on his hand, not Asuka, deranged Reitard. Rei canonically opens herself to everyone in the entire world.
Aiden Murphy
Rei is a toilet.
Elijah Nguyen
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