"Wait, wait, hold on. You were trying to talk to me? Seriously? My DEEPEST apologies, user, I don't speak to faggots."

>"Wait, wait, hold on. You were trying to talk to me? Seriously? My DEEPEST apologies, user, I don't speak to faggots."
>*snorts*
>*snickers*
>"later fagboi"

...

woah rude I was just gonna ask if I could rape you but now I don't even want to anymore

There is no raping the Ilya! You can take Kuro though.

I was going to ask if you were using that seat you sorry excuse of a loli.

Not like you could overpower her anyways fag.

Could you still sit on my face?

You're the reason my daughter killed herself.

Don't be so heartless, little girl

>anyways

*teleports behind u*
*unsheates cock*
*parts your legs*
*thrusts and cums inside*

Hehe, nothing personnel, kid.

>sex
>not personal

SLUUUUUUUUT

>roleplaying
MOOODS

Shirou isn't going to appreciate hearing that his sister is using such foul language.

He might even give her a good spanking.

y-you too

>Wahh my eyes
>*sniffle*...B-berserker...?

Stupid dumb loli, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

>hating Illya
>admitting you eat shit
Makes sense.

All it takes is a little heart or at the very least a keen eye for details.

faggot cunt

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

....No!..

Hey doc, I think my dad isn't very well lately, he is also complaining about his chest hurting. Can you see him?

B-but, I can be useful to you, Illya-sama! I can, I can...
Wait, I can't do anything.

i knew you would respond this way but i decided to try anyway

i really am a fool

I'd make a good paper weight!

I'm glad someone got the reference.

Imposter. Illya would never talk like that - shes to perfect.

Ruby stop impersonating Illya

OP would be completely in character for F S/N Illya. She's very abusive there.

Who the fuck hasn't seen Happy Gilmore? I know this is Sup Forums but we were all 12 and thought Adam Sandler was the funniest person on the planet at one point. I still think Billy Madison was a retarded masterpiece though.

That one animated Christmas movie he did still makes me smile all these years later, I miss being an innocent kid

I remember thinking it was going to suck at first but watched it on tv years later and loved it. Was very well animated too from what I remember.

what did she mean by this?