>tfw beat the shit out a somalian last night who said fuck westernes and swed. All his 3 friends just stood by watching. Why are niggers so weak, specially somalians?I'm not even a fighter, just got so much rage from that niggers comment i had to put him in his place.
also share stories of nigger beatdowns
Also share your nigger experience
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While I seriously have a hard time believing this, I salute you on your intent.
> and then everyone clapped
fuck niggers tho I'm 10% w/u
If you aren't lying..
Congrats, you made Sweden "somewhat" a better place.
>All his 3 friends just stood by watching.
You fucked up, fellow Sven... Never happened.
I've fought with piratenigs before. True, they're weak like old women, but never they never fight solo. When you fight one of them, you fight all of them.
>beat the shit out a somalian last night
sure thing sven are you sure you did not prep him too hard?
but after you beat him up, he is going to wonder who is in the wrong, he needs a more concrete reason as to why you are beating him up and telling him to leave.
I would go with telling him you don't want Sweden to become a shit-hole like Somalia or wherever the fuck he's from. Hard to argue against a reality he has seen and lived.
Well done, fellow countryman. Hope to see you in Gothenburg on saturday.
Hell seger!
>You fucked up, fellow Sven... Never happened.
Can confirm, I'm Somali and I have 0 problems getting involved if the need arises.
I went to visit my cousin in Uppsala summer 2011. My friend got into a fight with some grown 30+ year old man outside a pub. Guy must've been easily 220, 6'4-6'5. He fucked up when he bear hugged him and took it to the ground. Like I wasn't going to soccer kick him in the back of his head. I thought his friends would jump in, but they just separated us. Police came look for us at my cousin's house the day we left for the airport. Makes no sense to not get involved.
Thank you Swedish Bro
Pussy
>muh honor
I walked off healthy and so did my friend. Can't say the same about the other cunt. His friends are the real pussies.
> somali
> using the internet
next time try and be believable ahmed
Somali on 4chain kek
>What are second generation immigrants
God bless the queen :^)
Just upgraded to glorious 200mbps
What? It's multicultural sphere. /nazi/ is so 2006
The thing is, I'm sure I would've done the same if the roles were reversed.
>muh honor
is fucking right. It don't exist is streetfights.
How about you fuck off you disgusting nigger shitskin
Sup Forums isn't your personal larping blog. post timestamped knuckles or fuck off cause you didn't do shit, sven.
Good to hear, however, don't risk your life quite yet. Men of your merit will prove a great asset and necessity in the times to come.
Till Valhalla!
>not enslaving that nigger
Son, I am disappoint, go find it, here I'll post a manual to help.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER. You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat.
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER. Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK. Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS. Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?
MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME? Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM". Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER? A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE. What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
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IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE? They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.
MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD And you were expecting what?
SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER? When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"? .That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.
holy fuck there was more
Their called Swedish now, their your brothers
>muh honor
Just break up the fight. You don't have to sucker punch someone. If it's a clear mutually engaged one on one then let them have at it.
The race is my purpose; I shall not stand.
It maketh me to kneel for gentle Michael: it remindeth me of Freddie.
It exciteth my blood: it leadeth me in the streets of destruction for Trayvon’s sake.
Yea, though I lurk in the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear no cops, for Al art with me; his lies and his myths they comfort me.
Obama prepareth a banquet before me from the taxes of Whitey: he covereth my head with Holder; my weed fumeth sweetly.
Surely food stamps and welfare shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in subsidized housing forever.
>Why are niggers so weak?
Negroids tend to be lankier which makes them really weak as it is a mechanical disadvantage. It is also why they have a stronger flight instinct because it is what they were meant to do: run away. This also feeds into their r-selection.
autism
I don't think you know how physics works. Being lanky gives you greater reach and more snap, which is the mechanical advantage in a punch. Two people of the same weight the lankier person has more power. That's why it's not a disadvantage to be tall in boxing. Similar to a long vs short golf club all the power is in acceleration of the club face, or fist, which comes from shortening it's arc just before impact. That's mechanics.
Exactly, that's why all the world's best powerlifters are 7+feet tall and boxing is dominated by 6'6" skeletons.
Actually having longer limbs means exerting more force per swing to get the same impact as someone with a stockier build.
Do you even realise how much you're hated here?
That's cause you're not supposed to hit people that hard and do too much damage and get penalized for it.
see:
>their
aHMED please learn to spell correctly
Niggers cannot take a punch. It’s a fact. They Zerg rush lone whites but one on one they get dropped.
>swede
>not a cuck
Parallel universe breach, caution adviced.
Power lifters can't fight you idiot. What a fucking retarded analogy. And yes boxing is dominated by people that are tall for their weight class.