VENEZUELA HAPPENING SOON

newsweek.com/venezuela-prepares-war-us-rifles-missiles-and-well-oiled-tanks-ready-672033

> VENEZUELA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH U.S. WITH ‘RIFLES, MISSILES AND WELL-OILED TANKS AT THE READY’

> Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro called on his nation's military leaders Tuesday to prepare for war against the U.S. days after the Trump administration banned Venezuelan officials from entering the nation.

> We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed and we have the obligation to prepare
ourselves to guarantee peace," said Maduro, who wore a green uniform and a military hat as he spoke with his army top brass during a military exercise involving tanks and missiles. "We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," he added.

> The Trump administration has taken a hard stance against Maduro's regime by banning money lending to Venezuela's government or its state oil company PDVSA, and passing sanctions against Maduro and his top officials.

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What kind of tanks they got, some monkey model T-54s?

As a venezuelan i really want freedom

Haha, what?

i hope you get it without too much bloodshed, friend

The bloodshed is necessary, it has to be massive, many communists here

Usa will occupy and annex Venezuela PR style. You’re welcome

I want to believe ;_;

It's truly wonderful to see passionate people like you. Don't make polish mistake - kill your commies while you still can.

>VENEZUELA HAPPENING SOON

Kek, this will be fun.

just keep safe and if you see american troops, grab your cellphone charger cord with both hands (you dont wanna lose it, they'll love you for letting em use it.) and run at them as fast as you can screaming "HELP ME I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN" as loud as you can in your native tongue. dont yell in english until they get to know you or they'll think youre a spy.

Lol

so are they just gonna roll up their WWII tanks through central america up to texas?

literally who

what is he going to feed his soldiers with?

>kill your commies while you still can

I'll, in fact i realy want make that shit right now but i dont have weapons

Kek

How's your new rabbit farming operation going?

Don't expect to much for the gringos, if they do attack you will end mostly as cocaine producer.

With thousands of the former commies living at large in the US using cartel/CIA money while your family has to deal with mexican style decapitations.

I want war, i want to go back it's the only thing i have ever longed for, please America let me fight once again.

Don't most Venezuelans hate Maduro? Why would anyone willingly defend that commie?

>the most criminal empire that ever existed
If they think America is that, shouldnt they be happy they got ban from coming here then?

Don't do it alone, you will be just lonely psycho. W8 for a perfect moment, you will know it. BTW is there any way to help your people financially? I would gladly pay my money to see one communist shithole less.

Because you are attacking them?

People don't like invasions as a general rule.

Our only demand is more qt booty being exported to Florida

What if they ally themselves with North Korea and annex Texas.
>GONCERN :D?

>help the war effort by killing pking Venezuelans

T-72s but a platoon of Abrams could make short work of them even outnumbered 10 to 1.

Dude, i'm not here for money, i really appreciate it but no.

I'll kill commies with my own hands

>uh yes these weapons are for for fighting los norteños
rolls tank column through suburban Caracas

lol it would be 10x more profitable to troll gay webcam sites for desperate daddies

>military budget : 4 billions
I hope their 2 tanks, 1 plane and 8 soldiers with slingshots don't invade our territory.

Most of the us states could defeat Venezuela 1v1 in a war State vs Country.

Or help the war effort by assassinating Maduro because nobody in Venezuela supports that commie nigger.

so wait because we're not giving them money or anything that means we're invading their country? wtf?

I know you are mate. I fucking hate it that I can't help you, westerners don't understand how terrible is socialism but I'm old enough to remember it. Be strong friend!

Or we could just leave Venezuela alone and it will collapse on its own in less than a year.

>another shithole nation that requires my tax money to prop itself up
not my problem

What is your opinion on the Venezuelan Runescape genocide?

They have over 600 tanks, T-72Bs being their main battle tank. I think it's safe to assume the rest are T-55s so basically beyond consideration.

this. are they fucking stupid?

nothing will happen

Isn’t Goldman Sachs the holder of trillions of dollars of Venezuelan bonds?

Aren’t the Venezuelans proven to have the largest oil reserves ever?

Hmmmmmmmmmm....

The UMAs are coming!

Americans.

Civilians

Have you not heard of Plan Rabbit?

look up how to make your own bombs and guns I guess. Or steal them. Come back and post dead commies.

It's not happening. They're gong to starve to death like every good commie ever.

>What is your opinion on the Venezuelan Runescape genocide?

It's good, stupid kids are making money on the wrong way

I'll mate

THIS !

Make a purge and remove ALL the leftist disease.

Those ppl are braindefect subhumans and can never be healed or converted.

also the major refinery for their shitty dark crude is owned by the Koch brothers

It was obviously an exaggeration, but main point is, that article is 2 days old.

During these 2 days, the US spent more on the military, than Venezuela spends in a year. And this one is not an exaggeration.

I think you'll find those weapons are for the pinko militia, a lot of people aren't happy with starving and so must be killed for the greater good

>Venezuela
Those pathetic fucks are even weaker than North Korea. We won't even have to use manned aircraft. Drones are enough to completely ravage their remaining military.

Well, it's about time we gained another territory in South America anyways. Let's hope this doesn't take longer than a day or two so we can focus on fucking up NK next.

cringe

They think they're gonna "The Mouse That Roared" us?

>mobilze the army and reserves while you are starving
Commies sure do know how to waste resources

Too bad they won't touch those reserves because they have to rely on US processing to turn that crude to usable gasoline/diesel, and the currency is getting replaced before the oil goes up for sale. The odds of Goldman Sachs touching that oil is very, very slim

>Trump cuts off their oil with sanctions
>claim tanks are "well oiled"

No they aren't Rocket Man, no they aren't.

just stop talking and start a fkn ww3 already

>Implying the t72 is older design than abrams
>Implying that addons, modules and upgrades havent been used
>Implying a 120 mm Sabot cant fuck any abrams from a front or side shot to the lesser armored parts.
The biggest difference is not t72 abrams
>its tanks no tanks

...

>no ammo
>no gas
>no food
>no toilet paper
>final destination

>VENEZUELA
Wasn't this the country where the gov told people to eat rocks?

hasn't venezuela been selling crude to china really cheaply?

Ywn be a conquistador in days gone by fucking your way through south America to create today's Latinos

literally nothing will happen

I’m sure their tank crews will operate at maximum capacity while starving

>Venezuela
>preparing for war
>with US

Don’t they have an economy to save or something?

this guy knows how we roll

stop ruining my dreams

fucked up how our government is okay with people starving and dying just because they dont bend the knee to them.

FPBP

Put this man in charge after the coup

Hope they kill a fuckton of yanks

DEATH TO THE US

Fine but you're not allowed to come here.

if you remove communists you lose

>Well-oiled tanks....
>oiled tanks....
>Oil tanks.....
Lock and load boys they got oil

The only way they could win is if they used necromancy to raise their starving countrymen as a skeleton army.

>Us sends troops to Venezuela
>Venezuelans eat the troops

FUCKING AMERICANS EXTERMINATE YOUR JEW INFESTATION BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE GOD DAMN WORLD.

>people
Lolno

youtu.be/xQbJGCWnv4k

venezuelan special forces soldier in this video.

timesofisrael.com/jews-flee-venezuela-amid-growing-political-violence/

Maduro and Venezuela are quite literally /ourguys/

Don't worry bud, we are going to drop tons of freedom on your country.

All welfare recipients, all old single mothers , pensioners, and midgets.

Death to everyone polska

>Regional Communism
They like other regional commies, wanted a world wide revolution, this never works, hence they become regional players, even tho they still advocate internationalism.

They fell for the international Socialism Jewish plot. NOT OUR GUYS

>wanted a world wide revolution

Considering that it went from German fringe theory to world wide sensation, I think they did fairly ok.

>If your aim is ww3
Then keep promoting Socilaism

Want to know when you will get your Socialist/atheist Utopia???

>When the world is a molting ball of slag

USA should just nerve gas , plasma bomb , low orbit ion cannon, nuke , and firebomb that country

The main problem of socialism has been globalism, globalist ambitions and global armies.

Left on it own it makes everyone equally poor but no one dies.

I hope you and all your people shuck off that regime. You have to suffer to thrive.

White Venezuelan s are OK but those monkey ones who sweep the streets and drive the taxi cabs have got to go. Letting brown people reproduce out of control should be against the law.

>US airdrops star-spangled crates filled with hamburgers, assault rifles, and toilet paper
>Venezuela government loses the ensuing civil war

"Hey look at us we're really mad at the US guys, please send us free money to fight them with. And food too."

>Venezuela : EHHHH FUCK U AMERIKKKA WE GET READY 4 WAR WITH U GRINGOS

>America : uhh literally who

>American posters in this thread.

Venezuela is what happens when Antifa get in control. They only know violence because their fundamental theories of life never pan out.

They are desperately trying to distract the population from the fact the whole country is falling apart thanks to their shitty central planning. Sell those rifles, missiles, and tanks. Maybe then you can afford some food.

Why?