Ywn live in agrarian peaceful Rome

>ywn live in agrarian peaceful Rome
why live?

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Roman villas were comfy as fuck

>wake up a few hours after the sun rose
>slaves made you some delicious brekky
>catch the cute brown slave making eyes at you
>fuck her in your room for an hour
>wander on down to the fields, do some lazy work, sit by the aquifer and dip your feet in
>grab some lunch in town and hang around for a few hours talking to friends
>head home as the sun sets
>slaves made up a delicious dinner again
>catch a little slave boy in the kitchen stealing bread, make him suck you off as punishment
>grab the same brown slave girl by the hand and take her to bed with you
>kick her out when you're done
>go to sleep

Rinse and repeat

>fucking shitskins

What a fucking american nigger pleb you are.

comfy lads

>Living in the country like some sort of plebian
>Not having your slaves attend your estates while you pour olive oil on your dick and bang greek slave boys

why did men fuck boys? ?

The good life

Are you insane, all true patricians of Rome had vast rural estates to escape the squalor of the cities

You had to do a 26 years long military service to get to live for the rest of your life as a farm owner...
...which makes me even more willing to do it

Yea but you rarely actually got the land you were promised unless Pompey and Ceasar were around.

But how will you participate in the senate if you're not in or near the city?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome#Male_sexuality
tl;dr: It's cool so long as you're doing the fucking.

>All these barbarians not having a clue of what Roman life was

>being cattle on a farm ran by greedy homosexual psychopaths

I know that feel.

now look at rome

>be roman
>get culturally enriched by barbarians

autists really must get gassed

tellus spaghettinigger

aaah shit, I didn't even

> not enjoying the awesome fountains and bathhouses

>Pompeius/Caesar period
>Not the worst one together with late imperial period

post carthage or nothing

>hehe I would definately get to be one of the landowners! I wouldn't be a slave!

>sit by the aquifer and dip your feet in

do you know what an aquifer is?

Fuck Pompey and Caesar. I want to live at the highest peak of the Republican era

because open borders

>aquifer

american education meme is truly the truest meme

You didnt get land until Marius. Though before Marius you were supposed to own land before joining the legion. Shit is complicated. Also after Marius people rarely got land unless their Consul or general got it for them. Hence why Marc Antony and Ceasar were so popular.

Yep, these larpthreads got everyone being a handsome noble with a 15 inch cock, every single time

look whos talking