What is the dumbest argument you've ever heard?

What is the dumbest argument you've ever heard?

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Anything not involving how something will play out in the long term. AKA being a myopic dumbass.

Can’t listen to this pretentious faggot, he’s always trying to OWN someone in order to get that dopamine rush.

Jews are secretly in control of the world.

Yeah they're pretty open about it. It's not secret at this point.

Taxation is theft.

When people who promote socialism as being ANYTHING that government does.
>Ur against socialism, so you're against roads, schools and traffic lights.

Nigger tier

That the left can't meme

And of course the "that wasn't real communism/socialism" meme

all of that was absolute dogshit. not a very compelling argument.

trumps playing 4 d chess

His older, personal, stream of consciousness stuff was better.

that's not even an argument that's self evident leaf bitch

My Republican dad thinks that Trump should give amnesty to dreamers because it would win people over and "it's the moral thing to do." That's definitely the must cucked argument I've heard from the right.

This describes pretty much any political speech from the last twenty years.

"They do the jobs Americans refuse to do"

It is the moral thing to do.

Fapping is comparable to abortion.

>you should get married and have kids or you'll be bored!

Sup Forums screaming A FUCKING LEAF and expressing hate towards Canada while literally listening and subscribing to Canadian commentators such as Molyneux, Southern, Crowder, and Peterson.

"Look, I feel sorry for you".
After I presented a logical argument and facts.

Pretty much anything people say in online games.

Muslims are not white.
t.Sup Forums

White people are inherently racist.

>anarcho-capitalism would never work because of lobbyists who get legislation passed to help them get more profits

>but who will build the roads?

"Gender is a social construct"
"There was no holocaust"
"Evolution isn't real"
"Not all muslims are terrorists"
"Jews are in high places because they're good at business"
"Tax breaks for rich people create jobs"
"Donald Trump is playing 4D Chess"
"You need to trust the government"
"There is no Illuminati"
"Civil war was about states rights"

There's a lot of stupid people on both sides and on every continent.

A fucking leaf

Arguments for increasing minimum wage. If you ever browse reddit you'll see the kids saying that employers who can't provide a living wage, which is whatever arbitrary number they pull out of their asses, should not be in business. Motherfucker, you just put millions of low skilled people out of work. I was listening to this story on NPR about a Mexican guy working at a dairy farm in upstate NY. He was making $9 an hour and was still saving up for his own farm in Mexico. Take that away and that motherfucker is unemployed, they are ruining the lives of the people they claim to champion, just to feel good for a while.

Sorry for the rant but leftists really make me thonk.

Any variation of responses about JEWS you see on Sup Forums.

pic is you.

XD

>arguments for increasing minimum wage
>places where minimum wage has been raised hasn't been a disaster

Silence dumbfuck.

A fetus doesn't count as a life. Oh, except if the mom wants it. Hurt it then and prepare for murder charges.

>but you've got to have compassion!
Whenever I hear this, it's usually someone trying to justify dysgenics.

I can't wait until the average IQ in my country is below 70.

Voter id laws are racist.

>America is a nation of immigrants

I rage every time I hear this...As if the original European settlers are the same thing as modern immigrants using our welfare and healthcare...

Anything that involves GDP.

How many Americans are actually descended from colonial settlers? Plenty of Europeans came during the mid-1800s, late 1800s and earlier 1900s, dude.

Christianity is true because Christians have a higher birthrate than athiests

Lots. Most people in the south, new england, cajuns, etc.

Yeah I've noticed that anyone who argues for a """living wage""" almost always thinks the money can just from out somebody's ass. They don't seem to actually think of the implications for too long.

The funniest thing is that Trump's given thousands of Americans better wages just by deporting illegals.

Sup Forums is a board of peace

Point is that they're still European, though.

no welfare for my family when they immigrated 100 years ago

And my mom's side has been here since the mayflower, no welfare or special programs for them either. They worked their fingers to the bone

There are negative side effects, even the UW study admitted to that. Also look at youth unemployment amongst blacks and other less productive people, it absolutely is a disaster for these groups in terms of lost opportunity. Minimum wages are like any other price control.

Also, don't disgrace that gadsden flag while arguing for gibmedats.

It's funny because whenever you mention the fight for fifteen movement on reddit there are others who will say "Why not give them a REAL living wage. $20 an hour!" It never ends. Why not $100 an hour? Would that have a negative effect on employment? They still won't acknowledge the problem. Schools are turning out intellectual cripples these days.

pokepepe and autistic screeching are the only ones there that ever had any traction

The "in-group" has always changed or grown. Irish, Germans and such used to be controversial immigrant groups. Now here you are defining Europeans as acceptable. Maybe 100 years from now, people will be saying Latinos are cool.

"Socialism works just look at Venezuela!"

People used to say Irish people disproportionately occupied "poor houses" and filled our prisons.

>YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>The funniest thing is that Trump's given thousands of Americans better wages just by deporting illegals.

There's no proof of this. This is the same lazy layperson economic reasoning that the leftists you hate so much often demonstrates.

Who's that homo user?

That's not fair that's Anglo supremacy your talking about

projection ---> "cognitive dissonace" from a useful idiot

Evolution

"Capitalism causes cancer."

Followed by the most unfathomably stupid rationalization and blind assertion.

Made for a good laugh and remains a quote between my close friends even to this day.

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that was fucking gold.

Probably the "racism only comes from a position of power" bullshit. Not only is that simply not true but it ignores real issues America has with both white on white and black on black racism

I was telling my roommate we need term limits for senators and he disagreed and asked "what will they do after they hit their term limit?"

t. Jew

lol, the shit eating grin when he thought he was being clever

shut the fuck up leaf. literally 99.99 percent of you fucks grind my ears

they cant

That niggers are people

>free speech is about government censorship
>no wait, racism is about power
>no wait, rape is about power
>no wait, power is about constructs

yes fuck you focult you fucking tard

Race is a social construct.
There are no biological differences between the sexes.

>Jews are secretly in control of the world.
I agree, they are pretty open about it at this point.

I have a relative that came to Jamestown Virginia on the Mayflower from England. His name was Stephen Hopkins, there's actually a lot of info of him online, and he has a lot of descendants too

Anyone substantiating their views with Harry Potter anecdotes.
Oh, and a lib female once told me Saddam's Republican Guard having professional rapists was better than the US military existence because "Of what US soldiers did in Vietnam"

>The left can't meme is a shitty meme of the right intentionally making bad memes.

moral to who? illegal immigrants who are committing a crime by being here? or to actual americans and legal immigrants?

Pretty much any argument from these non-whites who want whitey to die off. They literally need white taxpayers to live their cushy lives but they're too stupid to see this. They think America will suddenly be a utopia once whites are extinct. Instead it will be another Africa.

all drugs should be legalized because alcohol is legal

"Youre prolife. But there is 5098726 kids who need adoption. You didnt adopt any. So youre a hypocrite"

The NAP

>What is the dumbest argument you've ever heard?
The left's ONLY argument: "You're racist!"

Donald trump will be a good president because he's a billionaire

Taxation can be theft though.
What the US is going today is basically theft.

doing* not going

>cuba ball
you fuck off leaf nigger
cuba had a lower fucking infant mortality rate than germany france and japan before that fucking kike castro jewed Batista
In 2016, the Miami Herald wrote, "... about 27 percent of Cubans earn under $50 per month; 34 percent earn the equivalent of $50 to $100 per month; and 20 percent earn $101 to $200. Twelve percent reported earning $201 to $500 a month; and almost 4 percent said their monthly earnings topped $500, including 1.5 percent who said they earned more than $1,000."[192]

*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes hellfire missle*

heh, nothing personnel citizen

>What is the dumbest argument you've ever heard?
"NOT ALL "

It's just dumb. "Racism" only needs to be statistically true in order to be valid. If blacks tend to commit more crimes, murder a lot more, and steal a lot more, it's not racist to point it out just because some of them are good.

>i play as girls cause i want to see her ass
you homo dude come on

>Brave men fought and died for that flag! Stop disrespecting it, hippie!

Bullshit, they fought and died to preserve our freedoms such as Freedom of Speech.
If you died for literally a piece of cloth, you're an idiot.
Plus, disrespect is in the eye of the beholder....

nah m8
Americans pay out billions in food stamps & welfare because people working for multi-national corporations full time are still in poverty
msnbc.com/msnbc/walmart-government-subsidies-study#51652

that's not an arguement for minimum wage increase, that's an indictment of walmart.

>that's not an arguement for minimum wage increase, that's an indictment of walmart.
What? If they pay their full time staff minimum wage and their staff are in poverty, obviously the wage is too low. Walmart didn't set the minimum.

"Automation is le ebil because [insert appeal to pathos based off of a worker laid off while completely ignoring the jobs created as a result of said new technology and of increased production]"

"Lolburgertardianism is a jewish ideology because I can name a handful of prominent members that happened to be Jewish (ignore the fact that most, if not all of said members aren't even Orthodox Jews, let alone Zionists)"

"Race/Sex is only skin deep"

"Free speech doesn't protect hate speech"

"The Civil War was fought solely over the right to own slaves"

but they don't. if you do you're research you'll find that in walmart, working 40+ hours is a firable offense, and they require their employees to police that themselves. then, when a walmart employee gets salaried, they commonly work 60+ hours a week with no overtime, because the slary they give assumes an average 40hr work week. Walmart a shit because they're an evil megacorp, not because they make money.

Source: I actually work at Walmart.

We should all build as many nuclear missiles as possible and point them at each other to secure peace. If everyone is always paralyzed from fear of annihilation at any moment no one will do anything dangerous. This is official US policy.

and goddamn if it hasn't worked.

Got to love how a good deal of the things mentioned aren't arguments but simply statements that people hate, you guys are looking extra retarded

That the solution to dealing with this ridiculous left wing government that has no accountability is an even more powerful "right wing" government with less accountability.

>The second amendment only applies to muskets during the revolutionary war
>If you're not a feminist, you must be a sexist
>If you hate BLM, you must be a racist
>If you don't believe Trump is literally Hitler, you must be a nazi
>[Insert any belief any farther right on the political scale than Stalin] You must be [insert vague ad hominem insult]

The flag is symbolic, asshat. They didn't literally die for it. They died for the ideas it represents.

>those communists don't make any money
dumb burger

Walmart employees may be in poverty after Walmart matches the federal minimum wage, but it isn't a sufficient and necessary condition that the federal minimum wage need be increased as a result. If anything, raising the minimum wage only makes the situation worse, because while large corporations like Walmart can afford to take the hit of increasing their workers' wages, competitors may not be able to. Thus, what unfortunately results is further consolidation of the market into the hands of a few. Even with businesses that can afford to take the hit of an increased wage, budget cuts from businesses have to come from somewhere, and this almost always results in lay-offs, cut benefits, higher prices and more unemployment.