Aus/pol/: reeeing in sadness, i'm fucking sorry edition

>Adelaide, Richmond to make AFL grand final history, with no players having previous experience
abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/inexperienced-crows-tigers-to-make-grand-final-history-at-mcg/9000522

>One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts says his case stronger than rest of 'Citizenship Seven'
abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/roberts-says-his-case-stronger-than-rest-of-citizenship-seven/9001562

>Australia's Nazi rockets: How German V-2 flying bombs made their way Down Under
abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/the-nazi-rockets-that-travelled-down-under/8977048

WA presses its case to host proposed Australian Space Agency
abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/wa-presses-case-to-host-new-commonwealth-space-agency/9002502

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Nigs.

Going for Adelaide and Nth QLD.

what what what?

Wtf cunt?

c'mon Richmond
>tfw I couldn't get tickets

Oh, i thought it said "to"
as in nigs are going there

I'm going for Adelaide and the Cowboys too but i'm not really into rugby

>How German V-2 flying bombs made their way Down Under
Now if only their ideology/beliefs made it down under as well, or we continued the White Australia policy.

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'antifa' has been sprayed on almost every wall in melbourne during the last 2 weeks by faggot cuck bogan wannabe nigger multicultural gangs.

What about your fag ””marriage”” referendum, you cockgobblers?

>stuck watching free to air tv tonight
>fucking goldeneye is on nine
Tonight wont be so bad I guess.

how do you deal with sexual frustration? I'm going fucking crazy, I can't get rid of my tungsten erection, every woman I see looks like a big juicy piece of meat just for me to fuck. I can't even understand what they say anymore. Am I dying?

they like it when you are forceful, just show them who's boss

You should stop letting people do this with your money.

You've got strong neural connections, you need to abstain so that you don't turn into one of those sex obsessed 60 year olds.

"space agency" is codeword for nuclear missile program, we're going to have nukes m8s.

Can anyone explain what Palmar is doing on Facebook? He's just been making his own memes for the past few months. I think he's finally realised the true Australian shitposting ways.

>can have recreational nukes
>can't have nuclear power
Yeah that sounds like something we'd do

i havent got facebook, screencap some of his latest philosophic ramblings

It's more likely than you think, there has been some hints about a nuclear weapons program for quite some time. Making and testing rockets is the first step.

You could always sell your arse, It's Melbourne, just say yes.

>frog on the dog
>dog on the grog
The dude is a meme magician

is this fucking true? i want this so badly

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mfw I had sex with Mrs. Palmer

soundcloud.com/geordie-guy-127612347/cory-bernadis-robocall

i can get off by only using one of her daughters

REMOVE THE CHINKS FROM THE ANGLOSPHERE

the earth is flat, fuck off leaf

Yeah cause of the fucking photo, you deserve to be shot.

Find yourself an ugo gf brah, anything is better than nothing.

you say that now

Just jerk off you idiot.

Some guys will root anything rather than have a wank. I don't get it.

What a fucking cancerous thread. How the fuck does your "country" run?

Found the chink

with foreign intervention, you should get out and leave us to our own devices

we imported Indians to help fund the shitposting

Reminder that watching sport is the ultimate for of cuckoldrey. With both the nrl and afl cucking on the poofter question, you have no excuse for supporting these cunts.

I hope muzzies blow both to smithereens

And betting on sport is degenerate as fuck

what about betting on if poofs can wed?

Better than yours, m8

abc.net.au/news/2017-09-28/same-sex-marriage-betting-markets-scrapped-by-sportsbet/8995372

LMAO

just checked my account and they took $50 i am going to fucking snap them cunts

Congrats to OP on not being one of the many rangebanned Aussies
Join us, 'cobbers', in the best unofficial Young Liberal server to discuss pressing issues of our time like tax reform, population growth, and smashed avocado.

Mate shes a fucking fine slice,who hasnt fucked her?

me mum

pics?

Nah mate shes a box basher and you know it

Lose
09/08/17
21:56 Will there be a postal vote on SSM?
Will there be a postal vote on SSM?
No @ 3.50 07/09/17 3.50 $50.00 $0.00

look at this shit they just fucking took my money

So.
You cunts gonna boo Macklemore at half time when he does 'Same Love'?
I'll be fucking disappointed if it's all cheers and queers.

>rangebanned Aussies
had been a bit quiet round these parts lately

>Macklemore walks onto the stage
>He steps right up to the microphone
>He inhales deeply
>''gay''
>The howls of impotent rage from bogans can be heard from perth

someone needs to go with a huge banner that says POOFTAS FUCK OFF and get it out when he starts his poof song

when the song starts the audience should collectively turn their backs to him, drop their pants and part those cheeks

everyone should bend the knee when he sings same poof

They always repeat the same movies but sometimes I'm glad, especially when its fucking golden eye

What do i wear when i go swimming in a pool? I want to get into swimming at a pool but i dont know what an adult should wear

A thong.

You mean budgie smugglers?

doesn't have a 1080p rip of golden eye he downloaded for free on his home server

holy fuck that would kick up a huge stink

The movie selection has been good lately
>Invasion USA last night
>Goldeneye tonight
>Heat on Sunday night
>Commando later this week

Nah.

Clive's into memes now

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THE ELECTRIC JEW

TURN THAT FUGGING GOY BOX OFF YOU DEGENERATE

cultural appropriation

might be seen as patriotic to anti colonial movement

My nan passed a couple of weeks ago. I've been staying with my pop since then, and will probably be here for a while longer. I watch tv with him while I shitpost.

good lad

Go back to whichever country you came from

fair enough

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But I was born here, same with my parents.

Youre not of anglo descent anyway

Love how none of us are talking about the news healines. From the GayBC anyway so who cares. I mean except the footy. Obligatory go the Crow from SA. Not that I care that much but
sportsball is a virgin meme

Stop talking about international news.

I'm Irish/French I think.

You think? You do not even know your own heritage

lol if you get into a bingle with the 1st two your are dead

Only one of those belt setups will work and keep you safe.
Hmmmmm really nudged my neurons.

I know half of it. Only kept in touch with one set of grandparents since the other ones were giant cunts that tried to stop my parents wedding. Its a touchy subject so I never asked.

Thats what happens when your grandparents aren't Australian

Even if they aren't at least they're white.

shut up chink

By white you mean anglo? If it's not anglo then you're not white and therefore incompatible with Australian culture

You're not anglo either

Well going from the last name they're either Irish, Welsh or British.

>JUST

same here

So you arent even sure of your family culture

you cannot insult me with this shit because I know my family helped map this country

Jesus fucking christ we already went over this dipshit. How about this, next time I talk to Dad I'll ask him what race his cunt parents were and then I'll make a thread here just for you

Someone shoop a Bruce face on him the cheeky cunt

No they didn't. Nice try

Space agency will be in adelaide.
Rocket range already established at woomera. Close to eastern states.

there is a street in every capital city with my surname on it

How can you be proud of your heritage if you dont even know it? Larper do you even want Australia to be white again?

Because it's all hopeless. It's over and we're fucked.

Reading the news is like reading new idea. It's just bad. Actually I reckon new idea would be healthier.

Ofc if you look hard enough. Youll find one

I'm proud of the side I know. If they're not white enough for you then go fuck yourself.