Be me

>be me
>at 22
>babyboomer dad is pissed that I'm not out of the house yet
>don't have motivation to do university, or do other options
>try to get a job
>can't even do that
>dad tells me it was easy for him to get a job, all he had to do was "go up to the employer and ask for one"
>literally only had a few jobs in his life, the remainder of his young adult life before becoming a doctor was buying a house from an old lady and living in it cheaply with money given to him by his mom
>meanwhile he's telling me to get a job in this shit economy while he basically had his whole life given to him on a silver plate like some fucking russian oligarch

I hate babyboomers

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just do it

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>attacking boomers for your own faults
get a job you lazy bum holy shit

fuck off retard

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY DAD IS TELLING ME TO GET A JOB AND NOT BE LAZY
Jesus you fucking neet, you are just as bad as people who abuse welfare

Hes got a point though, you even admit to being lazy by saying "don't have motivation to do university, or do other options".
College is a fucking cakewalk compared to a full time job unless you a complete idiot.

lmao.

my parents are baby boomers and they let me stay at home as long as i needed

i left home at the age of 27 with 2m in the bank.

any parent who kicks their kid out of home is a faggot. some just need time to grow.

if my parents booted me out prematurely, i would have been forced into the kike wagecuck life with no opportunity to do what i really wanted to do.

>apply for jobs
>wait for calls
>...
>nobody calls
>nobody cares
>still don't have a job
Yeah, I'm "just as bad as the people who abuse welfare." Fuck off.

>life given to him on a silver plate like some fucking russian oligarch

You have no job because you are retarded.

I once let my dad have it for always giving me shit about moving out when his generation had it so easy

He started literally whimpering and then just was like STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD

Humanity is a fucking joke

This larper has a point.
>2m
Mining bitcoin or online advertising?

But get a fucking job.
>muh motivation
Lmfao your country will die and it's because of people like you.

I'm been looking for better employment for a year since I finished my masters. Still working retail.

Nigga, lower your standards or make your own job doing something you are good at.

Join the airforce and fly faster than the speed of sound with a bluetooth headset and missles at your disposal.

>Tl:dr Lazy cunt bitching about not getting gibs
22 and living at home without a job? kys

You'd be pissed too if your k-

oh wait. Lel.

Get the fuck off Sup Forums and get your shit together. This website can paralyze you with anger and hold you back from reaching your potential before you're properly cynical. Seriously, get your shit together, man.

Such good advice, wow, thanks Sup Forums

listen man, the whole workforce thing is a scam to get as much work out of people for as little as possible, you obviously don't want anything to do with it so you have to display your best talents and be confident that you will always be earning and you will

do whatever you have to do

that attitude is a necessity in the finance industry

it's kill or be killed. so go steal car parts or sell drugs or build a stable of whores if you have it that bad at least you'll have some fun but you have to do your job well whatever it is

stop bitching and go make a job.

Don't wait for the call back. YOU call back and ask about the status of your resume.

I'm in the same fucking boat. So are most people I know.

Enlist

>Oy vey Goy die for the Jews.

You can only shit talk boomers if you put in effort, user. Being a lazy, unmotivated pile of shit is a bad trait regardless of generation. Go to school and/or get a job, start making money for yourself and stop being a failure. It's literally not that hard if you PUT IN A TINY BIT OF EFFORT.

I hate boomers because they've destroyed our future, not because I'm a lazy faggot with excuses

>Russian oligarch

I kekd bro.

>22
eh, don't worry, you're still young
just tell him to ease up and that your NEET life is compareable to his boomer hippie lifestyle back in the 60s

hehe

i made 2m independently

but bitcoin made me 4m on top of that

>not just using military as gym and way to learn how to kill kikes when shtf

THIS. I was stuck living with my dad till I was like 23 and it was utter misery!!!! I only got out of there by sheer miracle. Best of luck my friend.

For what purpose? Just to have society step all over you in the name of "muh oppression"?

>Go on Sup Forums for a hugbox
>Go on Sup Forums looking for reinforcement of your laziness
>Go on Sup Forums because "My dad must be wrong he is just a boomer!"

Jesus dude you sound like an angsty teenager. Work at retail, a fast food place, hire yourself and make money doing something you are good at or join the army.
These type of threads pop up every once in awhile where some dude bitches about something normal and seeks confirmation that he, is in fact right and what happens every time? Most people tell him to fuck off.

>be me 22
>babyboomer dad
larp some more faggot

Call back, it shows initiative. Go work at fucking mcdonalds if you need to, fast food places are always hiring. You're asking a bunch of autists on a mongolian basketweaving forum for career advice and expecting a perfect solution?

Listen nigga it sucks, but sometimes you just gotta get a shitty job and work it. It's hard living in bugworld, doesn't mean it's impossible

>dad tells me it was easy for him to get a job, all he had to do was "go up to the employer and ask for one"
He is correct, you are just a sore loser.

t. took me 3 days to get a job

Get a job, you fucking autist.

Get a job you lazy neet

That's surreal. Hope to see the university scam go the way of confucianism

>recruiters browse Sup Forums as well
You guys are fucking relentless holy shit, good advice but god damn.

Go to school for something, doesn't matter what. Personally I would recommend you learn a trade skill like plumbing or HVAC work. The work itself is not that difficult, and it pays great. On top of that you can dick around on the job most of the time.

At the very least you will get him off your back for a year or two.

Just don't go in expecting a career and take out hella$$$ in student loans

I know that's the entire point of university but whatever, if you gotta play a rigged game make sure you don't lose as hard as you can

I'm 23, employed, and was all set to move out about a year ago when my sister died and left behind a 2 year old son. Deadbeat dad so it fell to my parents to raise him and I didn't move out so I could help them. I'll be stuck in my childhood home forever, and it's killing me inside. But I can't just abandon them.

You're a bit young to have Boomer parents.

stop watching porn

That fucking sucks. Any chance of you getting a good job and moving out with him with you?

dad had children when he was around 45

literally shouldn't have had any children

Fuck off!

>doesn't to the advice posts after asking for advice
You literally came here to whine about your dad, fuck off, you are underage or act like it. Get a job nigger

hey, maybe his dad had him when he was 50.
would explain his autism.

go get a job or go rebuild the economy he ruined. start your own business. fucking do something instead of rotting at home and pissing away your time on vidya and wanking.

>doesn't reply***

>My dad went on his 14th to a garage, asked for work and they said "Yeah ok you'll learn along the way"
>Gets on his 22th a bitchsmack piece of land next to my grandparents house for free and builds a house on it
>Is angry at me that i only recently started working after my studies and am not out of the house yet
>am 22
Yeah ok thanks dad

It sucks that your deadbeat dad didn't prep you for the harsh world, but you have to take matters into your own hands now.

So many useless lolbertarian "GO MAKE YOUR OWN JOB", or "GO WORK AT MCDONALDS" faggots in this thread. BECOME A NATIONAL SOCIALIST YOU FUCKING QUEERS.

Why would you go on an anonymous board to lie? What are you gaining memeflag?

Probably not, and if there were it'd be through an absolute mountain of paperwork. You should've seen the process my parents had to go through just to get custody over the piece of shit father. And we still have to let him visit on the weekends.

This is a copy text u fuck

>working around niggers and being bossed around by some numale kid manager
>surrounded by the aroma of processed food all day in your loud cramped space
Yeah, no. Don't listen to this leaf. Better blue collar jobs can be found, but you have to go rural to find them. Then again, why would you want to live in a degenerate city these days? Time for deurbanization.

fucking leaf, you don't understand the predicament I'm in!

but I fucking can't, that's the problem rrreeee

We need a revolution in this faggot ass jew owned country and listen to you fags on here. Is Sup Forums really this packed with pussy lolber faggots??? Where tf are the nazis????

>I'm a red pilled l33t MAGApede but I bitch about my dad online like a whiny bitch

No shit fast food sucks, I even said as much. It's still a job, and OP is a lazy nigger making excuses for everything anyways - he'd fit right in

Have you looked out of state?

>hrrrrr you don't understand!!! my daddhy is so mean!!!
Everybody has been in your predicament before, it usually happens well before the age of 22 though. You are pathetic

>22
>not owning a home yet
91st trimester abortions when?

KYS you stupid fuck.

am not

Don't worry man I agree with you 100% all these wage cuck faggots ITT need to die.

check my diggies and go work at mcdonalds, it might teach you something

>I hate babyboomers

It's another ShariaBlue sponsored 'Let's hate the white people' slide thread.

>I hate boomers because they've destroyed our future, not because I'm a lazy faggot with excuses
those excuses are valid though what now?

To be fair, this isn't really a world where it's feasible to be moving out of your parents house when you're 18. Everything costs so damn much, and it takes a diamond in the rough kind of teenager to get a job at like 15-16, hold it, and save up enough on minimum wage to be ready to move out by the time they graduate high school. Plus so many just go from high school into college, and unless they get scholarships, immediately bury themselves in a mountain of debt before they've even truly begun their independent lives. Shits fucked man.

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okay BOOMER.

dude just walk to the nearest store/warehouse/construction site and beg for a job. if you can carry heavy objects that alone will get you paid $12-15/hr.

yeah it's hard. life is hard. unless you're born rich you have to work like 99% of the people. it's neofutalism. deal with it

Ask him to pay for an online course in programming so you can get started.

Otherwise apply for fieldwork as a truck driver or lumberjack and save up money to buy a farm.

Truth. Way too many faggots on here giving OP a hard time. And I guarantee they're all lolbertarian FAGS.

at least you had a dad

>if you can carry heavy objects that alone will get you paid $12-15/hr.
Are you joking? When was the last time you looked for a job?

How are u 22 and still never had a job ur a fucking moron kys

You started this thread on Sup Forums and here?

it doesn't belong on either board, you retarded faggot

>this isn't really a world where it's feasible to be moving out of your parents house when you're 18.

Want tell me what you do for work?

Work is for losers. Just live off your parents dime, masturbate and play vidya all you want.

BLAME THE FUCKING MEXICANS!! THEY TOOK ALL OUR FUCKING JOBS, ESPECIALLY IN CALIFORNIA!! These people are already a fucking majority here, it's disgusting.

This

>College is a fucking cakewalk compared to a full time job unless you a complete idiot.
Then you are doing it wrong. Schools MUST focus on the weaknesses. It doesn't matter if you're going to a trade school or top tier uni. Your weaknesses MUST be found and dealt with.

If you have a job and it's like school where your weaknesses are allowed to fuck things up for your self or everyone else, then it's a case of bad management.

if there isn't any likelihood of your father kicking you out on the streets, then you don't need to worry; just go your own pace. took me till my late 20s before figuring myself out. maybe in the interim start taking a few responsibilities around the house. Cleaning, gardening, maintenance, keeping things orderly, are some things your father might appreciate

What about me mate?
I am taking two bachelors at the same time, I have a part-time weekend job and my grades are never lower than B

My mom doesn't speak to me because I swear too much

I know babyboomers are retarded, but you can sort your shit out. It just takes way more effort than in the past.

I'm a systems administrator, tending to my servers and services and networks and switches and patch cables and SCCM and stuff.

2009 after high school. walked up to a grocery store and asked for my first job. made $12/hr moving boxes on the night shift. the economy was worst since the great depression then. it's a bull run economy now so it should be even easier the get a job as a walk in.

yeah it was hard as hell and sucked ass. I worked 60hr/week and made jack shit money. but eventual you move on. I live cush lifestyle now, eventually you'll make it but you have to start somewhere.

Que?

useless degree?

Yeah I mean I'm just being real. It takes a truly atypical teenager to have the foresight to save up any kind of sunstantial money, let alone what's needed to begin independence in the current economic climate. And college really just seems like a scheme these days, while it may work for a few people (mainly the scholarship winners), it really makes no sense to spend four years digging a financial hole that will take 40 years with a decent job (if you even get one in your studied field) to climb out of. There's simply not enough supply (jobs) to meet the demand of the huge number of people gaining advanced education. The market is swollen with graduates.

lol I guess that's always an option.

OP I feel you when I was 18 I was planning to go to community college when my mother moved me and my brother into another state that required me to wait for in state tuition. Brother went into the military and then the housing crisis happened and my mom could hardly pay mortgage. I got a job at a few different places held a retail position for a really long time but could never get out of it because I was paying my mom rent(pretty much every pay check I had) never could save at all. Then some medical shit came up that ended me getting in massive debt over fucking medical bills. Count yourself lucky if your dad is letting you stay rent free while working you could save up a fuck ton of money.

I just got a degree in ITS think I can be a janitor for you?

>get a job as a walk in.
Yeah thats fucking bullshit you are lying your ass off. 99% of all grocery stores now require you to fill out your application online there is no IN-STORE shit anymore you fucking dumb cunt

>be me
>24
>dad built this house for my family, I have my own floor
>didn't take the virgin collegepill and became a tradechad
>full time employment, above average salary
>saving to open my own business
>dad works his fingers to the bone providing for us, earns $120K per annum abroad
>his mother died when he was 14 and he went on to become a naval engineer, already supporting both his father and brother at age 19
>made me at age 25
>now 50, ranks 3rd in chain of command, still works, refused promotion because "he hates paperwork"

some are alright. he's still an asshole sometimes

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I get paid $13.20/hour in northern Ohio to chuck boxes without damaging them.

Hahaha, so true!! Half these negative cunts are probly boomers and the other half lolbers.