Balkan Solution?

So as you all know, EU expansion into th Balkans has been rather slow, owing to the fact that the Serbs are the same nationalistic, propoganda spreading, genocidal, A-Holes they were two decades ago, the Albanians don’t have the word ‘law’ in their dictionary, and don’t even get me started on memedonia, the very survival of that country is at question.

So if we cannot make our borders bigger by adding new countries to the federati...I mean economic alliance, why not make the existing countries...Bigger?.

So, we took the issue to the drawing board, and we have identified the perfect candidate. Croatia! A Catholic nation, defended themselves with cops and still won the Yugoslav wars, nice beaches, hot as f*ck women, everything you want in a nation. The attached files contain the revised boarders. Thoughts?

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Fugg the balakans

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA BALKANS WUMYNZ AT

A FUCKING TOOTHPASTE

>Croatia won the Yugoslav war
wtf, none won the Yugoslav wars


Croatia is the most pathetic nation to exist, they have no history, no distinct culture, forced language and are basically Catholic Serbs in denial. And the borders you drew make 0 sense, most of the land that Croatia occupies on your map has no Croats at all. There are no Croats in Vojvodina yet you gave them half of it, there's only a minority of Croats in Bosnia and only closer to Dalmatia yet you gave them the entire Bosnia and last time I checked there are no Croats in Boka Kotorska or Sandzak

If anything, all of those places are inhibited by Serbs or Bosniaks (a.k.a Muslim Serbs). If you redrew the map between Croatia and Serbia along real ethnic lines it would look something like this. Not even Croatia has only Croats and not so long ago Serbs compromised 30-50% of their population. They have twice the smaller population than Serbia even if we exclude Montenegro, Krajina and Republic of Srpska

Fuck you and your union retard, we will never join

Menthol is the superior toothpast flavor. Also, fuck off from the balkans are care about your country collapsing into a caliphate instead.

Пa јeбoтe живoт y пpeђaшњeм paтy бpaт yдapи нa бpaтa кaкo вac тo бapeм мaлo нe paжaлocти? He cтoји џaбe нa нaшoј зacтaви CCCC јep изглeдa никaдa нeћeмo ни бити cлoжни кaкo тpeбa, јeбaћe нac кaкo кo cтигнe. Caд нeки хoћe хpвaти дa бyдy, нeки цpнoгopци, нeки бocaнци пa дoклe вишe? Кaдa би cмo ce cви cлoжили мoгли би зa кypaц cви дa нac yхвaтe.

Caдa зaпaдњaци cepy, paзвoјили cмo ce нa милиoн дpжaвицa и кaдa нac yдy пoбили oндa ћeмo ce caмo пoчeшaти. Дoклe ћe тe вишe гpизти мaмцe?

No

>wtf, none won the Yugoslav wars
Say that to your parents who came with tractors

>Kosovo full of kebab
I think we have a problem here....

better

>hey Stipe why don't we burn this village, exile all the peasants and call it a victory
>lol ok

Daily reminder that Croats still consider Oluja to be a battle victory even though the fought against bunch of peasants on tractors
Classic Croats

>w-we didn't l-lose, guys
Jesus Christ, Serbs are collectively insane.

>Daily reminder that Croats still consider Oluja to be a battle victory even though the fought against bunch of peasants on tractors
>does not know the peasants had a better army at begin
>does not know the peasant were offered autonomy numerous times
>still Wonder why the peasants got btfo
>serbian megalomanic education

The Balkans should be flipped horizontally and rotated by 30 degrees clockwise.

>Serbs were offered autonomy
We don't want autonomy

Yeah. As a Serb, I feel ashamed of my nation. They are fucking autocratic and eternally butthurt after 500 years of Turkish reign.
Also:
>muh ebil fascism and ebil Hitler, praise communism
>muh ebil Germany, muh ebil France, muh ebil Anglos

That map sucks cock.

The real map.

based serbshit

Wtf are those borders? Serbia has almost double the population of croatia, yet you give them random chunks of land.

>over 2 million Serbian casualties in last 100 years
>was invaded by Austro-Hungary, Italy, Germany, Bulgaria, Turkey, Hungary, Albania in the last 100 years
>all of them tried genociding us
>HURR DURR SERBIA IS SHIT I HATE MY COUNTRY, WHY CAN'T WE LIKE HITLER AND SUCK GERMAN COCKS

than move out faggot, go somewhere else and suck Hitler's cock, we don't want selfhating fags like you here. Millions of ancestors are rolling in their grave because of autistic offspring like you. Instead of sitting all day on Sup Forums ask your grandparents about the war faggit

>We don't want autonomy
>we choose to fight instead
>we got btfo at the end
>but we still did not lose the war

serbian logic

Did they actually genocide your nation or are you just butthurt paranoid? You sucked Tito's cock though and Draza raped you in your hole.

>draza raped you in your hole
Last time I checked Draza was arrested, trialed and executed

>Did they actually genocide your nation
hmm let me think again

>Austro-Hungary invades
>they start hanging random civilians
>around 500 000 civilians die
>1.5 millions Serbs dead, 60% of the male population gone
>Italy and Germany invade
>they open a death camp in Croatia
>around 700 000 Serbs are gassed
>around 500 000 are exiled/killed outside death camps
>around 1 million Serbs dead
I guess you're right man, it's all paranoia and jew conspiracy, thanks for redpilling me bruhhhh

this will never happen

>Serbia and croatia can't stop shit flinging for 3 seconds

Oh loook! Its a cute lil’ Montenegrin!

love you too;v)

Serbia is the most misrepresented country in existence. Europe owes them an apology

he is serb you piece of shit

you're obvious diaspora. also, i find it amazing how cocky you shits got after barely beating fucking rednecks after 4 years. you'll always be in the shadow of serbia and you'll always hate us, only to kiss our butts when you get put in your place. it's simply your nature.
everything is right except them being catholic serba in denial.
m8 the mental gymnastics croats go through to justify the war are beyond me. if you actually openly said "we acted like pussies and got away with it" i'd have much more respect for you than now with this forced, retarded "domovinski rat" and mental gymnastics.

Greater Bulgaria/Albania when?

let the man dream

>Balkan thread
>Bulgaria not on the map

Also OP stop being so fucking pessimistic, the makedons have almost totally woken up and we have wonderful relations with them right now. Albos are here and there, but they seem to be drifting further and further away from Turkey and the like. We have our issues with Croatia, but we're relatively fine and peaceful. Only problem I can see might be us and Greece, because we're neither here nor there, but eh.

And yeh, Serbia, who explode when they see good shit happening and are suddenly hostile to all of us. For no reason. But that's just Serbia.

You hear about the macedonian marketplace that has "Bulgarian day" now? And the opposite, Blagoevgrad marketplace (or somewhere thereabouts) that has "Makedon" day? We're basically there already.

you're irrelevant Bogdan

They should reunite back into Yugoslavia.

>Bogdan
>not Mermer
get the fuck out

should be kamen, i'm bogdan.

It's actually a Bulgarian name

Perfect map.

Steps to Balkan success:

1. Install functioning government.
2. Burek.

>1. Install functioning government.
so basically "remove commies from power"?

Serbs are Orthodox Croats.

Entire Balkan Peninsula is rightful Croatian clay.

Pavelić did nothing wrong.

Tuđman was a Jew traitor.

> Millions of ancestors are rolling in their grave
not my fault they were braindead retards and they had their delusional ideas and chimpouts

>first time a Serb is mentioned in history
~8th century
>first time Croat is mentioned in history
~14-15th century

Sure

It's less important their political tilt, more that they should not be mafia puppets.

That said, it is likely socialism will still be needed to some extent until some reasonable level of private enterprise can be fostered.

How come nobody ever has issues with Slovenia?

They're like the Swiss of the Balkans...

Hello you puece of shit christian fanatic

Any unification will be a country not a federation. It shall be called CROATIA

Also our constitution explicitly forbids it.

ХPBOJE OДJEБИ

constitution can be amended you know

I would rather nuke my own country than be in a country associated with balkan niggers

hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhamed_Hevaji_Uskjufi

naravno, pola bosanske historije pripisuju sebi... svi samo seru majkemi, za hljeba se nema

Yes serb, we're irrelevant, now turn your back to us...

>slav claiming he's not slav which is the slav-est thing to do

I've always liked this meme

recnik =/= jezik

jebemuzivot Alija znas to valjda

...

This war can go on forever.Balkans are always the potential middle east v2.Serbia and Croatia can fight and argue around for no reason forever.

We're all the same crap,filthy peasants that complain and try to act smart."Croatia is this,serbia is that" shit makes me tired.

Yeah,we had alot of wars in the past,croatia sucked heavy cock in the ww2,Serbia sucked heavy cock in the 90's.No one can deny this.
We Serbs are stupid and we dont know what we want.Croatia wanted their own country,and they got it.
Everyone is bad for us and we can only complain and do nothing about it,and thats why our politicians can fuck us over easily.
Not croatia nor serbia is the "master race",but if we could atleast say "the hell with our past" and move on from it would be great for a change.

> implying

We are slavs yet why should we be associated with slavs mixed with turk genes?
no thanks

Balkans are small countries fighting about irrelevant things, this is just another one of their ''conflicts''
hide and sage

da, znam
i znam isto da su svi jezici koji se sad odvajaju isti... i to me niko razuvjeriti ne može
nije razlika ako ti kažeš mleko, ovaj mlijeko... baza je ista u sva tri
historija je toliko isprepletena da to rijetko gdje ima

otkud svađa ne kontam... ako je radi vjere, debilno je
jer 90% bošnjaka (muslimana) nema veze sa islamom... realno
da rata ne bi, ne bi bilo razlike musliman srbin hrvat nikakve, miješali se udavali ženili, pogotovo istočna bosna (srb musliman)... svi piju ko stoka, gdje god da dođeš

>le ottoman rape meme

It's funny how you can know so little about the history of your own region.

HEY
backstabbing is romania's thing, da?

You're expecting balkans not to act like balkans, my friend.

I'm sure you arbitrarily hate and feud with another nation/ethnicity/thing in the Balkans just as much.

>great croatia
>great serbitcha

it's so tiresome...

No fucking way, we learned from the best, before we backstabbed them

It's the Balkans my friend, fuck anyone who isn't me and those I choose to ally with to fuck those I hate the most.

3rd balkan war coming soon lads

ma stvar je principa, veruj mi ja nisam cetnik/ srbski nacionalista, ako sam nesto onda sam Jugoslovenski nacionalist i prvo se zalazem za Jugoslaviju pa sve ostalo.
Ali kad vidim ovakve hrvackuge gde moras da vrsis naprednu mentalnu gimnastiku da shvatis njihove ismisljotine , pa jebemu zivot

oh Kamen..

I've got a solution

forgot pic

Kamen nothing, read and educate yourself. It's not something you can meme out of.

Kill all the nuggets?

The only person needing education would be you Kamen. mass rapings didnt happen here unlike down in the shithole of balkan

Im just tired of the world seeing balkan nation as the filth of europe.

LJOTIC GO!

>mass rapings didnt happen here unlike down in the shithole of balkan

As I said, read and educate yourself before you make claims and embarrass yourself.

Mass rapings in our countries resulted in the murder of the women, as it was considered a sin to allow a woman to raise a christian child. When women were raped after a conquest or cull or whatever, the pregnant ones had the babies torn out of their wombs while still living to increase the christian kill counts.

There are no rape babbies, this is a documented fact. There are orders, documents and decrees available that specifically state all raped women must be killed. This excludes those who converted and now live in Turkey, Albania or our turkish part (and are, for all intents and purposes, considered TURKISH).

So am I and yet when I try to bring any sort of unifying rhetoric, considering we're at a threat from a new Ottoman invasion OR a chance to finally oppose the turks, mostly you serbs tell me to fuck off and pretty much wish me dead for something that happened in some history book to muh granddad or whatever.

We will remain a shithole.

the only real, lasting solution to the balkans is removing of meme states like croatia, slovenia, bosnia, moldova, albania... and everything being split between bulgaria, romania, serbia and greece, who later ally. everything else is just a temporary fix.

fuck off ustasha

>lol both sides are wrong :^)
thanks memedonia

>agree to split macedonia
>fight war together with its brothers greece and serbia in 1912
>get thrace up to constantinople, aegean sea coastline, half of macedonia
>wanting the other half, attack its allies greece and serbia in 1913
>get btfo'd
>ally itself with fucking turkey two years later in 1915

tatarobulgaria everyone
i hope you realize that it is because of you turks are still rulling over constantinople

It's not a meme retard, we're all at fault.

kill yourself

there's only one solution for Balkans, the nuclear solution

>muh ebil fazisds
Soros-funded leftie, please go.

Штa cepeш? Cpбимa нијecy бpaћa ycтaшe.

No. Auto-genocide is.

We followed the orders of an austrian king who forced his will on everyone, retard.

But yeh, sure, let's go kill each other and be enemies because a literal jew king made us do something. Good enough reason to hate each other to death.

Oh and by the way, there is ample reason to believe your backstabs over the middle ages are the reason we were weak enough for the ottomans to conquer us. So fucking what?

>hot as fuck women
what are you smoking brah whores all of them

Let the Serbs win. Support them militarily in all ways possible. Problem solved.

>muh evil fascism
They offered you salvation and you refused it. I see Draza's cummies on your forehead.

Is this what all Balkan threads are like? Why do you hate each other so much?

and too late but
>inb4 d&c tactics
communism is at fault, not any single nation.

fuck off we're full kthxbai

>everyone who is no Љoтићeвaц must be funded by jews

kill yourself

LOL, never
who will fight
money, fuel, ammo...

on first signs of war half of balkans will go to Germany, Austria, SWE, Ireland
40% will be at their house
8% will rob houses
2% of idiots will fight

nobody does not want a war... because finally people learned who wanted last war (1990-1995), and who got the most of it...

>8%
bruh

The eternal butthurt. No one wonders why the Balkans are called "keg of powder".

Jeбaлa вac вишe Jyгocлaвијa. Дocaдили cтe, нeмa јe 30 гoдинa. Jyгocлaвијa јe билa cpaњe. И пpвa, и дpyгa, и тpeћa квaзи јyгa. Ca ycтaшaмa никaд вишe

>jebena zastava konfederacije
>sere ovde nesto

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