Last thread died, so how can we fix this place?

last thread died, so how can we fix this place?

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What happened to the sea of Cortez?

I dont know man I just did a quick search for a latin america map

First take Brazil out of the equation, that macacos-filled-shithole is already doomed

Ban all negros from immigrating.
Deport all negros/mulattos/pardos currently there back to Africa.
Sterilize violent criminals.
Give helicopter rides to Communists.

>how can we fix this place?
not possible
/thread gg no re

legalize all drugs in america and put an end to the war on drugs, the cartels, the gangs, the guerillas, the illegals, the list goes on...and america needs to stop pissing in the affairs of other countries because it never fucking works

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> militarize schools
> kill all criminals
> Free market
> physically remove communists
> Cut social programs

You don't fix what is already uma delícia.

>make a thoughtful, intelligent post on Sup Forums
>check replies
>latin american flag
>DES
>PA
>CITO

It would involve a ludicrous amount of genocide. Mapuches would be a good start.

What are nicaraguan girls like? How would a white dude from canada fare there?

There is nothing to genocide, only mix.

>*Cripples your first strike capabilities*
psshhh nothing personal, Dimitri

>browsing Sup Forums
you deserve it

do it
give us the sweet gift of death

Brazil did everything right.

Fuck you we are winning the race war.

Go back to italy.

more hatian refugees

Nuke the fucking place. Send all those worth saving to patagonia.

Porão do DOPS lhe aguarda

>da putaria.

In a seriousness it can be fixed in 3 easy steps.

>stop corruption.
Death sentence to any corrupt politician or government worker
>Stop valeverguismo
This is probably the biggest problem. If you have a people that is, by nature, lazy sleepy tired indifferent uninterested then you're going no where. To fix that you need :
>Dry Law.
Alcohol consumption is stupidly high. we need dry law a few days a week (I recommend the weekends for a stat).
>No Drugies.
This comes related to stop corruption & valeverguismo. You have drugs cause you have corrupt police that take advantage of the drug problem. You have hippies who only smoke pot every day and do nothing. Stop Drugs.

Fuck off we are full.

Didn't Chile do a pretty good job of fixing itself simply by killing 10,000 or so of their more annoying communists and adopting capitalism?

get rid of the brown people.

yeah but then again jews then took over so it wasnt that great

This.

Our country was perfect already, pandering to american anti communism brings us more problems than solutions.

Legalize abortion and close the borders.

Man I absolutely love this guy's prose and he actually defended the former a few days ago, but I'm pretty sure he's an advocate of the latter because, well, he's Piraña's amiguito.

Accept refugees you racist. Look at all the children.

Just kill all communists. It's really that easy.

>>How would a white dude from canada fare there?
Its the same deal as the rest of Latin America, just don't be poor. Preferably somewhat rich

>Have mercy, just send the nukes pls, end dis.

Why is he in a wedding dress?

Total abolitions of current countries
100-300 Years of wars
Now you have actual countries founded by blood and strugle rather than ones creates for burocratic reasons

MUH WEED IS THE ONLY DRUG

>mfw we're importing syrian refuguees on top of hordes of invading negros from bananaland

Our past levantine immigration was top tier but who knows what's in store for us now. El buenismo de la izquierda es una enfermedad mental.

This so much, honestly speaking.

>confederate flag shirt

based Tyrone

there is no way ...

my plan could work.
Peace has been doom down here

what's your plan

see

Free market.

Goddamn man, someone needs to Yamaguchi Bachelet. Only way South America can get shittier is with socialism.

yeah makes sense, but what country has the best army?

>Give free helicopter rides to all commies
Major problems solve themselves after that.

>Reunify Mexico and Central America except Panama to create another Mexican Empire
>Deport all of the Haitian niggers to French-speaking African countries, give that empty land to the Dominicans with seedlings to replant
>Reunify Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, and Venezuela to form Gran Colombia
>Make Brazil annex Uruguay and recreate a monarchy
>Let the UK annex Argentina and rename it as New Falkland
>After the western part of Hispaniola was reforest, remove commies from Cuba and reunify Cuba, Hispaniola, and Puerto Rico and form a new republic called the Antillean Federation, confederation could break apart.

Happy?

what about peru, bolivia and chile?

Chile colonizing Antarctica, and Peru annex Bolivia.

>muh free markets will cleanse my nation of its nigger blood

keep dreaming monkey

Post more latin american anti commie propaganda

Nuke it to hell.

No, death is a much more pleasant fate.

>Make Brazil annex Uruguay and recreate a monarchy
Yes please

We can't
The world's going to shit,we get relatively unharmed from the future shitshow
>how fix?
Kick out all Jews & Marxist,boom,problem solved

>All of these countries individually are small and shitty
>I know, let's make them large and shitty!
Any plan for improving Latin America that doesn't begin with exterminating all communists and establishing an autocratic rule by the white Hispanics is doomed to fail. Also, the U.S. military and NATO could deploy EOD forces to help with removing land mines from the countryside of the whole of the region, because I'm a humanitarian after all.

Here you go

what possible positive outcome would come out from Brazil annexing Uruguay? none

we've always functioned as a tax haven for Brazilian and Argie rich people laundering money

in no realistic scenario would the ruling elite of Brazil or Argentina annex us and lose their precious tax haven next door

none because current ones would abolished

African charities receive second hand clothing all mixed up. My guess is these guys raided a transport truck and got all those random clothes.

Cisplatina is rightful Brasilian clay, annexation is inevitable!
Start learning portuguese cisplatino.

>Your true flag

Fascism.

Why you haven't take the delicia pill yet?

What should I know. I use monarchies on both Mexico and Brazil.

How about a fascist monarchy?

This

>He doesn't like delicious monkey soup.
You're literal barbarians.

Mark my words, we will nuke you guys one day.

I used to think that would help but people here is not enough united to that. The only moment they change from total indifferent to total chauvinist is when the national football team plays, and the only thing they do on that moment is get drunk and other stupid shit. Fucking pathetic. I hope one day this changes but as I can see on this moment is not going to happen soon.

Are nukes an option?

it's pure bread and circus man, I really fucking hate this and it's even worse when the idiots hate eachother just because they like another football team, and people are dead too because of this

For the love of God, this again?
Solution is simple

South America:
>Divide Brazil between north (north, northeast.) and south (southeast; south and central-west) Amazonia international (inernational I mean Brazil-north Brazil) reserve
>Brazil monarchic, north Brazil republic. State of Bahia should stay with monarchic brasil but they stay with northern brasil to preserve whites in the south
>south Brazil-Argentina-Uruguay-chile-Peru federation
>unify Colombia Ecuador and Venezuela
>Unify Bolivia and Paraguay
>Unify Guianas and Suriname
>GranColombia-greater Guyana-north Brazil-greater Bolivia tradebloc
Can't stop racemixing now so preserve the civilized south and make north and south "compete" for nationalism purposes.
Done

Central America:
>Mexico stay as it is
>Continental central America unify
>Hispaniola-Cuba-Porto Rico (preserve white america) unify
>Mexico-islands of Central America-continental unified Central America tradebloc

Done.

Geopolitics
>Central America closer to Europe
>South, south America closer to Europe
>Northern South America allies closer to Russia.


Perfect

Mistake:

>Central America closer to US of A

>niggers
>fascists

Just nuke this shit

Restoring historical boundaries and imposing monarchy isn't a bad thing, per se. However, you have to keep in mind that Mexicans hold most of their southern neighbors in complete contempt (hypocritical though this may seem to us.) and any attempt to unify them would be like mixing oil and water. Additionally, Latin Americans have started shooting wars over the outcome of soccer matches and border incursions by llama herders. I do like your suggestions about D.R. and Haiti, those are spot on.

We really should be left alone. I love my neighbors and all but joining a federation won't solve our specific issues.

Also you capitalized all the names of the countries you listed except for ours, you small, miserable man.

>Given central america and the Caribbean.

Blacks are leaving those islands in mass.

What?
Autocorrect, silly user.

No fed? Tradebloc then.
Or conquest. The thing is that we need to band together to avoid a faggotry from the outside.
Globalism will fail so national blocs is the solution.

>Reunify Mexico and Central America
why the fuck would we want five more Chiapas-tier states?

sauce?

Historical reason.

No idea fren, just grabbed it this morning from a Canadian fella.

by genociding all mestizos, mullatos, and then bring the 90% castizo stock back to spain

1 drop rule, faggerino. Castizos are not white, and both them and mestizos are the children of this continent, this is our homeland. Abandoning it and all its resources seems like a terrible idea nonetheless.

We should let nature retake this forsaken land.

Well whatever solution you choose you better do it fast otherwise America and Canada will die from their bullshit and the New World will have been lost for good.

Here is one solution I thought of. The United States and Canada really and truly need to step up and fix your hellholes. Maybe make you our vassal states until we can find a way to fix your commie bullshit like Chile did.

Kast will save Chile again

Ehh, things here aren't nearly as bad as people seem to imply, mate. I think we just need to be stricter with our immigration policies and seriously explore ways to expand and diversify our economy, but other than that I don't see any significant, unsolvable 'structural' issues ahead in our path. Well, maybe our relative geopolitical irrelevance, but as suggested, we can probably think of something to deal with that.

*on our side of the border

latin american countries where meant to be ruled by spaniard conquistadores. Just like the US and Britain. The only thing they fucked up with was mixing with the low iq natives instead of bringing their wives along and thus creating a mongrelized race; where as the british were smart enough to breed only within their race, hence preserving their culture/racial purity/identity.

We still have bigger fish to fry.

Que nos diran por no pensar lo mismo
ahora que no existe el comunismo, en a.

I'll just summarize my points because the gf wants the D, but:
1. The problem seems to be hispanity and its conception of development or its 'teleology' if you will, especially when you examine what happened with the fruits of the exploitation of the Americas and how it didn't bring long term prosperity for the peninsula compared to its northern European brothers;
2. IQ isn't nearly as important in a world where mass genetic engineering will be readily available during our lifetimes (not to mention the reasons behind low NA IQ have to do with the way Spaniards unselectively organized native labor, and there may be even identity related reasons);
3. The persistance of caste mentality is pernicious because it creates deep, unhealable wounds, expressing themselves in a variety of ways but especially structural violence;
4. The differences between colonies also have to do with the various models of colonization behind them and what their purposes were.

Anyway, cheers.

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Saludos mis negros color caca de 50cent.

Porfavor diganme como se siente ser 3ser mundialistas.

Speak human, pendejo.

UMA

lmao

>latin american thread

Todos pendejos hablando Ingles. KEK

Horny user accepted mongrelization.
Welp, what can we foking do?
Genetics I guess

Other than that were mostly fine. Our (South America. Central America plus Mexico is another shitstorm on their own) biggest cancer is corruption, followed closely by Venezuela and Suriname.

Here is Brazil shit is kinda stabilizing, with the economy, I mean. Politics are total war status. Nothing we can't weather but's that's just a cause of the main issue: the country is too foking diverse to rule by democracy. Can't decide on shit because it's always 50/50 and ragestorms are common after any election. I say dissolve the union, but the old money is against it. So far.
What ever is the case we have resources to spare. That's why no one give a fuck, which is problematic, of course.

Chile is fine, with the pacific coast, the resources and all. Also the Antarctican claims was a smooth move, non-exploration treaty end soon. Bad thing is geography but we can always take Bolivian land and give it to you guys.

Argentina is meh.
>Maradona cheira cocaina. Pelé Rei do Futebol. Maricas
They're mostly fine, lots of land to produce food that we can buy.

Uruguay is fine except for the socialism

Bolivia and Paraguai no one cares. Paraguai is hopeless caused we destroyed them and Bolivia macacos, I guess.
Only way to solve it is either unify them or spliting them between us, u guys and Argentina.
Peru is kinda ok. Kinda like Chile in geography tho

The north is a cluster fuck. Complete clusterfuck

We could just straight up fuck them up and conquer it all. It would spare the trouble.

Venezuela is out of control and sits in oil
Colombia is kinda U.S puppet, but it's the better one in the north.
And have ports in both oceans, strategic af
Ecuador shouldn't even be a thing.
Same with the guyanas (you eurofags care about those?)
And Suriname is funny.
I heard the president was running a drug cartel.

What else?
Central America is mexicos problem. We have our plate full down here.

fuck off euroscum