I had this great idea where basically, you get a bunch of wasps into a jar. Take said jar and break it on the ground during antifa rallies. Sounds fantastic right? I just need a way to get as many wasps as possible into a jar.
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You are a wasp
Make sure you pop an H on it so you know it's full of hornets
Hornets would be even better. This has lulz potential.
not actually a bad idea
but who gives a shit about those larping idiots
Do it with hornets, set up a big bait trap near a nest where they can go in to a container but can't get back out
They would all die, poke holes in the lid.
You realize that Wasps are little bitches yes?
If you really wanna see results you need to unleash the nigger bees.
You want wasps.
There are wasp pheromone traps you can put in the jar with an inverted cone.
Just make sure they have a source of food and water further in the trap, and a somewhat large area to move in once they get trapped, or else they'll starve or kill each other.
>NOTTHEBEES
Why wasps and not hornets?
Although I suppose you could get more wasps than hornets into a jar.
Get hornets.
Right Wing Bee Squads?
Yeah. I might end up switching to hornets. Wasps are much easyer ti find though
put on a free speech circus with elephants
bag several nests the same day as the riots
rip and throw
wear protection
Be careful when collecting though. They hurt like a motherfucker.
One got me on the buttcheek when I was a kid. Was limping for two days after that. Get stung by enough and you might just die too.
Good idea but you're probably just gonna get yourself fucked up by the wasps.
>Hold Free Speech rally with circus
>have elephants and clowns
>Antifa and BLM shows up to protest
>"Unleash the elephants"
>pachyderms go into rampage and start trampling all the protestors
>Antifa is killed by the symbol of the republican party
Actual hornets are scarce in live in wooded areas.
Bald faced (((hornet))) is actually an aerial yellowjacket and not a hornet but would suffice.
Yellowjackets are your best bet since they are the most compact and most aggressive but if you mess with them at all you'll be in trouble.
Paper wasps are the easiest to manage but they are never in large numbers.
Anyway even with air, everything would die since they would overexert themselves trying to escape.
Little green Ghouls buddy!
White-faced [I know, right] hornets or cicada killing wasps. If you want to get really creative you can release some attack pheromone. Pretty sure they're all available online. Probably from the same biological supply company.
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WASP AND A FLY?
Throw a nest of those Mudwasp ayylium looking things for a double freak out
lolwut
Yeah i don't really want to sacrifice bugs on Antifa. How about we just throw some Molotov cocktails at them instead?
There's no way you would ever get away with this. Have fun wasting away with Mr. Cantwell
WASPS AND BEES HAVE 4 WINGS AND FLYS ONLY HAVE 2.
NOW YOU HAVE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
What could you spray on the crowd to ensure that the wasps attack and sting them?
Isn't that very illegal?
cut the bottom off glass jar, attach mesh to base, vacuum against the mesh, suck them in, cap the jar after nest is empty
Only if you get caught.
gib serbian woman pls
Use your eyes
Wasps are just wanna bees
Wasps are hornets
Yeah or you want these motherfuckers.
DIRAC ANGESTUN GESEPT!
Flys die when stuck up your bum
Wasps build a nest
YES YES YES
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS
BEE BOMBS! Just grab whole nests if you can, that's how the mayans did it. Red ants are good too if you can find any.
Angry wasps will attack whatever is around them, I don't think you need to spray anything.
Would it be illegal to bring super soakers filled with piss at a rally?
2-pentanol, 3-methyl-1-butanol, and 1-methylbutyl 3-methylbutanoate
Just put two orange juice jugs in a blender, then drink the nectar that comes out and catch the queen.
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>jar breaks
>half the wasps die, other half just flies off
You need the nest.
wouldn't work. the elephants would mistake the antifa womyn as their offspring and try to protect them
no
How about honey bombs thrown at long haired people's hair, forcing them to cut it short?
Find a hive and raid it m8..
Bodily fluids are considered assualt with a deadly weapon because you could have hep or something
I woold never have known. sometimes I mistake big yellow stripped thing for common housefly, but now through countings, I can spot danger.
Damn that thing looks like a fucking cyborg.
>hide in an apartment above the protest
>blast everyone on the street with piss
Honey will wash out
Also you're 10 years old
Then how about stink bombs?
have you smelled antifa? it would be like cologne to them
You can get crazy potent What new online for pretty cheap... Festival clearing shit that smells like burning flesh
Here you go, user. Be careful.
Probably illegal
Guys, I have hornets living in my yard. They stung the shit out of me and I've been afraid to mow the grass in that area for weeks now. I'm getting letters from the city saying they are going to fine me for long grass but I don't want to get stung again. Why are hornets such niggers? What do?
Water balloons filled with diesel followed by road flares would be more effective.
Go to war wrapped in wet towels and some axe body spray and a lighter
Hire an exterminator.
Those the giant nip wasps?
Is the goal to kill antifags?
Also, don't forget these little guys, abundant and much easier to catch than wasps.
wear hornet costume. they won't sting their own
Would fish oil count as a deadly weapon?
If it's legal, someone needs to buy a ton of them and use them.
>Attacked
bees are literally chilling in that picture
fuck off germancuck
YOU DO KNOW THEY SELL THIS SHIT IN A SPRAY CAN CALLED WASP SPRAY?! NO?
What the fuck man
>I'm getting letters from the city saying they are going to fine me for long grass
Hire exterminator or rig up a can of WD40 on a stick and go to town on the nest
Those are actually CIA drones
One of these will kill a man.
>fined for long grass
..AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
I thought that only happened here
Thanks for the advice guys, I think I'm going to try this one
Step 1. Get a vacuum cleaner
Step 2. Find a wasp/nigger bee nest
Step 3. suck them up
Step 4. throw vacuum at antifa
This is no good, it's coming up towards mid/end of autumn. The wasps will be slow and dopey.
How would you distribute them?
>dead rising
kek they are zombies, youre not wrong
motes
Doesn't matter, people are scared of bees and antifags will panic regardless.