Why is there no anal?

Why is there no anal?

Because that is where poop comes from.

Elves don't poop.

Why are you faggots so autistic for anal? Shit comes out of there. Why would you want to put your dick in a hole that's not only painful for the receiver, but isn't properly lubricated? Are you hoping to find a prostate to shove your dick against?

Because anal is sadly not popular enough

Man fuck everything I wish anal was the main dish for sex and everything else was just an extra

Pussys should be covered up Assholes only for fucking

because shitty hentai.

spoken like a true virgin lord

You can't impregnate a butt.

Not with that attitude

Where is the uncensored anal sequel? featuring cloe and the mini loli elf

because anal is shit tier

We have solutions for all of those. Don't worry.

orc cock too big. Can't put 2 in little elf.

Cloe my half-erufu waifu.

I think we can all agree the first episode was the best (huge orc cock, princess getting broken) but which was the worst?

I nominate the second (midgets, nuns, old man fucking some literally who while the princess barely gets any display)

yes you can

make it fit

Literally this
There's just no need for pussies when anal exist.

Exactly user

I fucking know right?

haha so true

hence why poster cited prior to yours is so correct in his annotation,

Because Japan is a catholic country.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Because Japan isn't obsessed with buggery like westerners are.

>anal

lmao white people, I swear

I just want to do it

Anal is disgusting and boring as fuck

I'm grateful

I can understand anal for dudes fucking dudes since they actually have a reason for it, but why would women bother?