Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

Fuck off, bitch.

Why don't you just come out? You're a popular girl. I'm sure people won't mind if you're gay.

You're wrong.

I don't disagree with that image but what makes her the best is the fact that she tries to get Yuuta to pound that chuuni ass.

Only the best of bros would do that.

Can you pretend to suck my dick?

You'd be right if it wasn't for the fact that she tries to push them in her own aggressive way. There were numerous occasions where Yuuta told her that he didn't need her help. Honestly, I wouldn't want a zero ass love experience bitch to tell me what to do either.

>I don't disagree with that image
Not only were they out of context, they're also labeled wrong.

Holy shit, how desperate are you?

Sure, I know how that always ends.

But those are all good attributes

>Nibutashit defense squad

>Shitoge

>mfw my waifu's still relevant and yours not

Keep trying with these threads, bro.

>shitoge

I'm sorry but i don't think Rika would be ok with that

You were a boring MC, Yuuta.

I'm already going out with best girl. Sorry, Shitka.

I want to be Morisama's beard.

Who are you again?

Only if I can pretend to wear a condom

She's your babysitter.

>Kumin
>best girl
>not most pointless character

I wouldn't mind being friendzoned by Shinka. Then I'd at least have a single friend ;_;

What would you do with your new friend?

[x] Remove clip

I don't know, friend things. Probably play vidya and bantz at each other and try to get each other laid.

I would fap to her being fucked by her boyfriend.

You ask this question every week, yet the amount of time you ask for is always longer than a week. This doesn't make sense.

>fucked by her boyfriend
>boyfriend
He doesn't know.

I'll pretend I didn't hear the safety word

Okay Mori-summer chan.
I'm also pretending to be Sento's and Mai's boyfriend as well.

Shinka is a lesbian.

COCK DESTROYER

i want to be shinka, and get fucked by someone.

why u no have boyfriend?

...

I'm not homo

Dafaq is going on with their tits, they look wierd as fuck

>ywn be beautiful and sexy like Shinka and make all the dicks diamond

No, if I'm going to be someone's boyfriend, it has to be genuine, I will NEVER pretend to be one for a month.

Loser

Is there a girl in chuuni that isn't sexually arousing? KyoAni designer hits the spot with this one

rikka is dumbest and the most obnoxious girl in all anime
i wish there was a doujin where yuuta goes out with shinka while rikka and dekomori get bullied by upperclassmen for their dumb behavior

That was like one of the first doujins to come out.

I want to feel those legs.

Literally the first thing that came out
Hell most of her doujins is just outright cruel, whereas shinka gets all the vanilla stuff.

KyoAni fucked up by not having Rikka get bullied.

What's in it for me?

FUCK OFF
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They teased as much.

Rikka gets bullied all the time

sorry but you smell like dog

>clip

IT'S A MAG

Is that supposed to be a disadvantage?

>Shinka user will never stop until the whole of Sup Forums likes her.
It's not happening ever.

>"Only if you pretend to be to not care what anyone thinks about the real you during that time."

Seriously, compared to the other girls in that damn club, her delusions are tolerable. And let's all be honest, she's an 8 if not a 10/10 appearance-wise. It boggles me why no one in her school has even tried to ask her out.

Whatever it was is probably the same reason why Rikka never gets picked on.

No one wants to be associated with a mental defective

Only Togashi and her family picks on her, and they're only doing it for her own good. The whole show is a bloody sitcom, with it's 'OH YOU' attitude towards chuuni retards.

You want a realistic portrayal of that shit?
see pic related

I heard this one is the most realistic with the bullying and all that, never actually seen it though.

>Pretending to be a girl's boyfriend so that she can lezz out with Dekomori and not have parents suspect anything.

Yuuta has a really wonderful family

I want to be his brother in law

I'm not in the mood for some depressing shit

Ive already been pretending to be you boyfriend for a lot longer

She reminds me of a real girl I used to be in love with.

Then she got herself knocked up and became boring. Meanwhile anime girls never change and only get pregnant from your own hot sperm.

What if I'm sexually attracted to Dekomoron too?

No bully the bully

There's no bullies in chuuni

Aura is some hard shit

that'll be 1 grand dollarydoo
plus tip

Can I be an abusive one?

Mean bitch.

Sorry, but I already have a very pleasurable agreement with this dess here.

What kind of agreement

I've experienced this in real life. So no. Fuck off.

That a secret, but it's very pleasurable.

tfw my waifu was never relevant

it's okay user, having no fan art only hurts a little

Rikka best girl.

>Want to watch this show because hairclip's visual design is god-tier and her personality makes me harder than diamonds.

>Find out her looks change drastically in 2nd season

Is she at least still the same person?

Please elaborate

Every kyoani girl is attractive. In every show. Even the background characters, especially the milfs.

Have fun playing pretend with your autistic toddler. Your best bet is to burgle the bitch while she's being a retard.

Her design doesn't change, she just does a lot of cosplay.

Realistic =/= Cruel

Aura was more a punch to the face than a reality check. But still far better than Chuu2 in some aspects.

So you get to ejaculate deep inside her 4 times everyday

That seems like a humiliatingly bad deal for me.

She's just pretending to be retarded.

do you think purple is a virgin or not?

She still look beautiful and pure.

She's the go-to girl for an under-table handjob in class.

...

I wish I could have a pretend bf user for a month...

But the point was that Yuta and Shinki were being paranoid as fuck because nobody actually cared or even found the chuuni behaviour amusing/cool

Yuuta and Shinka!

Go shopping and come up with plans to seduce Deko.

Yeah I'm drunk, it makes fapping weird too you know?

hell no

Nice blog famiglia.

She's waiting to confess her feelings

I went with best girl.

Tell me about yourself maybe we can work something out.