Wanna get drunk with me and have a great night full of fun, user?

Wanna get drunk with me and have a great night full of fun, user?

Get away from me you Semen demon of the 2D plane, the only person i have fun with is our lord Jesus Christ

yes

Fuck off you cockteasing, cockblocking whore.

You have a drinking problem and need serious help

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you're not even the MC of your own show

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I don't want to get drunk but you can rape me if you want.

Ye

No I'd rather play video games and shitpost on Sup Forums, but thanks for the offer.

But drinking isn't fun.

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AMEEEEEN

Semen Demons leave.

>cockblocking whore.
Actually she probably cock enables as much as she cockblocks. Sometimes by chance.

Drinking is disgusting but why are all the 9/10 cuties drunk and alone, Can't they just sip tea and be lonely?

S2 never ;_;

Only when you're alone.

>Can't they just sip tea and be lonely?
Truly you don't understand what drives people to drink

I must be loyal to my waifu.
Truly a man among men

Nothing wrong with semen demons, Jesus agrees.

Who is Tomoe Mami?

MORALFAG HO HO HO!
ORAL SEX NO NO NO!

There is not much difference between being lonely with a cup of tea and being lonely with a glass of vodka.
And yet, there is some answers for people who think their pain on loneliness is unbearable: pain in the liver. Uhh.

>drinking is disgusting
>hating the thing that allowed society to progress

>drinking is disgusting
>all his favourite girls drinks

You will NEVER be with a drinking cutie because you don't understand them. They don't want a pussy ass that only drinks tea.

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>tfw a show's best girl smokes

Sorry, I don't drink

As long as what i am drinking is you.

>not being alone at all times
>drinking
No thank you.