Aus/pol/ - saturday night losers edition

what'd you have for dinner boys?

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I've surfed the challenge

oh hey its jelly surferbrit
what's up brah

I got dumped via pen and paper mail, AMA.

Wishing i still lived in Perth

oh you actually lived here at one point?i thought you were just a jelly brit dreaming of our G I R T

v. trad 2bh

what'd ya have for dinner?

Just proxy-voted Yes in the Plebicite hope you cunts get over run with fags now that I moved country

Spineless more like it.

I had rocket, spinach smoked salmon, corn, carrot and pea salad mix with baked cauliflower, broccolini, sweet potato. With a chai mix with almond milk.

What did you have?

I had beef jerky a can of coke what you cunts have? oh and some jatz and cheese

Had a home-prepared schnitzel, with assorted peas carrots and corn, alongside some basmati rice.

Me mates are getting pissed in the city after the game, and some young babe is having a loud 21st next door, got some good glances from the MILF in the other house too.

Life is good lads.

No I' m just smoking a pipe of borkum riff and watching Nordic resistance

How well do you know the neighbors ?? maybe go over later?

It t'was a mccains mix wasn't it?

Or you could ask the milf over for a coffee later!

I live in the bush no neighbors for miles

Nah they've been at it since like 2PM and they're probably a bunch of absolutely hammered teens now.
Besides that one babe there's not much but slags and maybe a soyboy or Chad, bit difficult to tell.

Besides she has the same name and age as my cousin and that's just not on

Is this true?

Shepards Pie. Used Lamb mince instead of beef. Tastes good man.

Give us a long greentext about how you got dumped and why you think it happened.

>borkum riff

Any cunts want to give me some free weed?

sorry to hear, lad. how long were youse together?

v. heathy 2bh
i just had calamari lol

Btw lads here's a livesteam of a comfy falco in Melbourne.

Nah m8, not all of it.
Just a big fat crumbed chicken fillet, some frozen veggies and the rice is restaurant grade so it's the good shit.
Should establish that she has a partner and that would be a bad idea, but fuck do I want in.

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100% trad
>nordfront
only way it could be more is if you had S N U S

>restaurant grade rice
>implying rice is difficult to cook

Did the gook who sold you that rice tell you it was special rice?

hektik
how'd you find this?

Guts are cooked from too many snags and Furphys after the footy today but I'm still hungry. I'm gonna get a 711 sanga and play GTA all night.

Found it up ya mums cunt

I had KFC. The faggots only gave me 1 wing in my ultimate box and no spoon or napkin for my potato and gravy.

Nah nah, different types of rice have different flavors and renditions of a final product, usually with similar cook cycles. My terminology isn't exclusive and doesn't preclude a state of rice heterogeneous difficulty in preparation, but if you add things like star aniseed it is I guess.
This is just a different type of rice from India I believe, or some Caucasus- Central Asia bullshit. It's used in restaurants for a common side and it's easy to prepare, with a lighter texture and taste.

Red rooter

Bullshit. That chink ripped you off cunt.

Roast pork potatoes and pumpkin.

devo

absolutely trad

never been
what's the appeal?

had a halal snack pack for dinner weird the group next to my friend were all asian but had the aussie accent and talking about the AFL.

there's actually a few aussies in that stream lol!

I better see a political post soon fagot OP

its called an aussie box, mate

yeah fair enough..you don't want that drama.

cunts were talking about the footy
didn't you hear? sports is political now (and always has been)

who else here worked the public holiday yesterday?

Made about $650 in 8 hours. Feels good to be in straya

Vote NO.

Also Red Rooter is based. Any oldfags remember Big Rooster?

They didn't give you any cutlery because they knew you needed practice rimming the hole you incompetent poofta

>he thinks jasmine rice is special

you took the gook pill m8

>asked to send letters because it turned into a LDR(that he wanted to keep) to help the relationship and just give us something to do to bond
>get first letter from him, feel excited to read it and giddy
>get dumped

Keep in mind it took maybe 5 days as the weekend was also included to get to me. And I was being a dumb fuck and talking about going on holiday together. I was furious, but I'm alright now. Why? He never told me and I thought things were fine, he admitted himself that it was out of the blue. He said it was for "family" reasons and distance, both of which are fixable. Quite frankly, he doesn't want to put effort in. Looking back at it I was pulling the weight to make the LDR work, even though he was the one who didn't want to break up when he CHOSE to move states.

Maybe I was mean and overly bitter and negative. He asked me once to stop complaining about food I made, so I did. I wasnt well socialised growing up but at least I went to meet his family and was working on it.

Actually I guess we didn't talk much, I think he was too into beta/alpha stuff, he did weird things in regards to that, that I ignored and should not have. So he did not express what he thought? Well I don't know the reason I'm just assuming here.

Two years had an anniversary a month prior.

Yeah, I think I had that same frozen veggie mix for dinner tonight as well.

It's got lower GI I believe.

(((Abrahams)))

Absolutely RICED!

>admitting to being female

You know the rules

Anybody else love a leftover spaghetti toastie?
Fuckin mint

Also, LDRs are stupid. Just go chase Chad IRL.

are you a poof
or a woman?

I just came here to say that Tim Tams are shit, literally the worst biscuit.

you better not be that fat chick

explanation is too lengthy and emotional to be a poof, it's a sheila

Had some pig on spit at a party. Came home a little earlier. Was a nice evening.

Being a newfag i now find out its true, its all true. Pic related

Do you want to get stabbed

Did you just assume my gender shitlord?!?

It was supposed to be a work in progress to be back to normal and in the same state. But someone couldnt be fucked waiting.

I am whatever you want me to be.

Burger all your confectionery is high-fructose corn syrup. So sickeningly sweet it's vomit inducing. No wonder you cunts are so fat.

I an feeling very bicurious tonight guys. Let's pull our foreskins back and start experimenting with each other.

Let's get gay

Found the Kiwi.

I-I have no foreskin...

>gook pill
>jasmine rice

what sort of mong plays the field like this

Are you thinking of a hangi?

There's going to be enough men legally stabbing each other in Australia soon enough. So could you hold off a bit on that?

Daily reminder if you sperged out over the AFL today you are an easily amused brainlet who enjoys bread and circuses.

Pic related is YOU

Oy vey

CONFIRMED sheeproot. You even know their word.

Leftovers from a bbq last night.

What fat chick?

>he cares about football

:O

macaroni cheese its some good shit
>unable to gain permanent residency
>commits seppaku
good we don't want any fags here

Living off up and go's. Im addicted to the shit

Fucking Bogarts.

had pizza and and god tier ice cream

>did you just assume my gender shitlord?!?

You're Asian aren't you

The strawberry one is the shit.

No retard cunt you care about it

whats happening my non-brown negros

Fried chicken

strawpoll.me/14042055
Okay cunts, poll time. What is your excuse?

Who here /giving away free weed in Melbourne/?

Give me some

Fucking degenerate.

That said, I'm getting blazed and playing GTA.

I can't own a gun because I've been in gaol

>strawpoll.me/14042055
Probably can't get a license.

I did lick the potato and gravy out with my tongue desu.

Can be bought in G bags at St Kilda Cellars if you take the time to befriend the locals. Get a fukkin' jeb.

Spent the whole bloody day clearing malware off the old man's computer. Had over 2500 fuckin infections. How bad are these old codgers? It's like they actively try to acquire malware.

I had garlic chicken soup. Now I am waiting for my girlfriend to finish her shower so I can eat her out then babymake her.

got an aussie pregnant lads, yw

2bh an old dodger like that, he's got better things to do with his time like have an ice cold schooner at the local rissole.

let me guess, you don't execute drug dealers there, do you.

m8 what fucking flag is that

Timor.

You cunts are savages, yes.

Timor-Leste

Maybe if you guys weren't spending so much on KFC

shit man life there looks depressing

[sound of about to eat blonde pussy intensifies]

Whoa, a British guy hooking up with an Aussie girl, easiest thing in the world.
Well tied at least with being Aussie or British and getting an American Girl.
It's all about the accent mate and our Aussie sluts love British accents.