/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Hey user, I'll Let You Hold My Hand While We MAGA" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #34 9/29/17
youtu.be/98drMIow4Rg
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech to Natl Assoc of Manufacturers 9/29/17
youtu.be/3hRMMsHmiUU
>Pres Trump press gaggle on PR/HHS Sec resigning 9/29/17
youtu.be/3qSB8F0e5Js
>Pres Trump leaves DC for NJ 9/29/17
youtu.be/gI4WAI1B1D0
>Eric Trump on Hannity 9/29/17
youtu.be/EiZiGJTjLUM
>IntSec Zinke on American Energy Dominance 9/29/17
youtu.be/hkEwzNC8l-U
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S Mattis/PooInDaLoo Joint Statement 9/29/17
youtu.be/u51kaf5kGB8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis arrives in India 9/29/17
youtu.be/XStahznkciY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NATO SecGen Stoltenberg @ Resolute Support HQ in Afghanistan 9/29/17
youtu.be/hsa62c6u8es
>UN Amb Haley @UN on Burma 9/29/17
youtu.be/eWCDejZW-eE
>OMB Mulvaney on F&F 9/29/17
youtu.be/wm69qvs1l0M
>This Week @State 9/29/17
youtu.be/MhlOmNaujVk
>TrumpTV Vid - Hurr Maria (Lara) 9/29/17
youtu.be/beCQcJCmywk
>TrumpTV Vid - Bipartisanship (Harlan Hill) 9/25/17
youtu.be/plgCfg1qW7M
>WH Video - VP tax reform events 9/29/17
youtu.be/-wOP0PRioGU
PREV APPEARANCES
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
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STOP SENDING ILLEGALS BUDDEH

OCTOBER SURPRISE IS JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY

GET FUCKED TRUMPFAGS

DENISE TRUMP A CUTE!!

REMEMBER when Donald Trump caused the MSM to choke on their own tongues? I do.
youtube.com/watch?v=5IS0qVHVtIQ
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Don't forget to stay hydrated!

PLEASE LEND US YOUR ENERGY PRESIDENT TRUMP
>WE MUST GENOCIDE THE DEGENERATES
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

MUELLER FOR GODSAKES HURRY!!

Trump is mad today!!

> """"sanctuary"""" cities
> can't prevent their illegals from getting arrested by ICE

There is no salvation for you here.

>it's almost October again
Where does the time go?

>model

I thought models were supposed to be attractive.

>Mueller will look at Drumpfs tax returns
feel scared now? Say it with me
IMPEACHMENT

Maybe that user should have gone to Sea World....

She's Canadian.

Can we sit around the campfire and tell each other scary October Surprises?

Why are these people caring about Puerto Rico again?

Maybe he should go see the world :^)

>Trump basically just tweeted "If you want a new house get to work you lazy fucking spics"
I love this man

Not anymore, that would be too offensive.

>That narrative re-framing before anyone else is awake
Yes, shame on them for disparaging first responders!

Ah, that's like an 8/10 in Canada.

He has the ultra-rare Çlï€ñt Cöpŷ!

Or both? Animals are therapeutic.

Because Trump doesn't.

On a dark and stormy night, Trump... DID A THING

canadian men would crawl 300 miles to sniff her farts

That is one hell of a reframing. I feel like Trump is getting better at screwing over the media. See the NFL fight.

They were going for that angle in Harvey or Irma but Trump, for instance, refrained from going to the Maywearher fight and stayed holed up.
Now they're going for it but as Porto Rico isn't America people won't care.

Dotard Drumpf is an incompetent moron with such a massive ego he can't admit he fucked up bad with Puerto Rico

Impeachment will be just as much a blessing for him as everyone else

Oh man, was he im-im-impeached for it?!

>be nigger
>go to tomb of the unknown soldier
>kneel during taps
SHHHEEEIIIIIIIIITTTT

Their narratives are all crumbling and blowing away, they need a new one badly. They've been looking for a Katrina in these hurricanes, but none is forthcoming.

Explains why some of them prefer dogs, desu.

It's quite stunning how much people don't give a shit after 3 hurricanes.
People get drained so quickly nowadays

>I feel like Trump is getting better at screwing over the media. See the NFL fight.

it's like he throws them a roap and shovel and we all watch as they hang themselves over their own grave that they got tricked into digging

>the big dirty is down here you guys

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If he was actually dressed properly that would have seemed extremely respectful.

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This is the line

Oh Drumpf, you did it again...

He's a slippery bastard. Giving the media a taste of their own medicine, fuck them. Everyone sees it too, my dad is up in arms about the media. He's a boomer too

Niggers kneeling in protest does make a nice change from their usual rioting and looting.

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Actually Irma wall to wall coverage of the "Cat 6 Nuclear Hurricane" that never was exhausted the attention span Stock of America. Even I has the TV at some Fox News stream the whole weekend waiting for the happenning.

This one seems to have been everything Irma wasn't but people just don't care. Tough luck liberals

Ahahahaha every blue checkmark queer and CNN stooge already made it about him.

>another lib creates a cringy scenario scene again
RECORD SCRATCH

Where the hell did she get the shirt?

so where did that bitch get the shirt

Imagine being this much of a faggot you have to blue checkmark your stupid social media account and use a hurricane to bitch about Trump all day

It's like we have a new war every month
And we win with great victory!
Just a month ago it was CNN
And antifa
On and on we have new targets
And each and every time we crush them with no remorse!
Our strength together is unimaginable, we do a service that is of free and provides the most spirit of will

I've noticed that in the past few years, people aren't dressing up nicely for protests.

No one wears collared shirts for BLM protest in photos.

"Nazis" don't even color coordinate.

Does this mean that as long as dress like a have a good job, that I won't be mistaken for a protester?

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I suppose Trump's somehow to blame for lazy ricans being to busy acquiring denbs to maintain a proper electrical grid or road network

stupid bitch didn't even put in a bulk order so she could help clothe her fellow PRs.

The fucking (((shirt))) really made me think...

lmao


but srsly redditors need to be gassed

>Our strength together is unimaginable, we do a service that is of free and provides the most spirit of will

amen

Kek

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I saw this when I was at the gym and between her looking straight into the camera and feeling up Cooper half the time I thought... She had enough time to make this faggy shirt, so clearly it isn't that bad. She could have been saving "the dying" people's lives... Words cannot describe how much hate I have for these people.

hey pretty girl

Maggie, ENOUGH!

>that shirt
totally organic and unplanned

D-don't worry about that goy. Here -- watch the latest Netflix show or read this cool new Buzzfeed article! Don't pay attention to a stupid shirt goy

The funny thing is that this is exactly what Mr Fullerton is doing.

Yes, you kike, Trump doesn't take shit from anyone, even stupid Spic mayor cronies

THE MAYOR OF SAN JUAN ATTACKED HIM FIRST

SHE IS A DEMOCRAT

unending war, on the electronic frontier
vaporwave
meme warlocks battling the slave armies of the supernatural servants of moloch as we tsist streams of 1s and 0s into the dankest meme weapons ever seen. We are making the cyberpunk futurereal.

>that balding pattern
>x linked, would have to be homozygous
Reminder to never marry a balding woman, 100% chance your sons will be bald

And filter flouride out of your water.

is funny how you can see trump tower influence in pol in full today

>"WE ARE HATING PUERTO RICO TODAY,I REPEAT WE HATING PR,INSULT THEM NOW!!!"

enjoy that trump money,shills

is going to be over soon

>it's another Sup Forums falls for its own propaganda episode

I’m not posting any more of those. They’re too infuriating. America First!

american studies show fluoride is bad for you

>eyeball tattoo
>goes blind

I think darwin has that one covered, user

Wake up. Bright sunny day. Go out to the shops. See a nigger. Day ruined.

>143432570 (NoYou)
>WE ARE HATING PUERTO RICO TODAY
What makes you think I hate it just today?

FUCKING DRUUUUUMPF, QUIT PLAYING GOLF AT 6 IN THE MORNING AND PERSONALLY KEEP HELPING THE PUERTO RICANS!!!!

They don't. Virtue signalling and fuck drumpf.

And just like that Trump changes the narrative from

> This is Trump's disaster, his Katrina and a failure of his admin

To

> Trump said a mean thing

How does he do it?

>the fag with a jackass icon calling anybody a shill

How soon tho? Last I heard Muellur's investigation has now been reduced to lurking in Reddit and an anime image boards

>Le brown people are worth our concern
Sure thing buddy

>Gu
I wonder how you pronounce his last name....
>Almonds...

Why should I give a fuck about Puerto Rico? Give me two good reasons. I'll wait. Faggot.

How does it feel knowing you support an organized crime syndicate?

Trump said thing? Looks like it is time to go to my pile of MAGA hats and burn three or four of them.

You have to gu back

Doesn’t he have lives to save? Stop tweeting Doctor Gu.

Yet he is still not indicted. NYT with the hard hitting yellow journalism

Sometimes I think I'm a loser for spending so much time on Sup Forums but then I see how the vast majority of people on the internet spend literally all day on Facebook and twitter complaining or making jokes like this and I feel better about myself.

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He's not even tech savy! He can stir more shit online ON HIS PHONE taking taking a crap at 6AM than most of us in a year of shitposting. I remain humbled by his innate mastery of the art. He is my president.

>PR Governor thanks Trump for his help and efforts
>Trump was just golfing the whole time
That's one heck of a golf swing.

top kek

>worse than anything I could imagine
So this is peak Hitler? No as Holocaustly as I thought it would be.

They've done this so much, that its coming off more phony every time. Its so predictable.

They'll whine about this for the next 2-3 days, till Trump says/does something else that they don't agree with.

>Puerto Rico was the most disorganized, lazy, shithole in the greater U.S. before the hurricane
>somehow this is Trump's fault
I hate him for being a kike tool but come on.