Can someone kill this bitch already

Can someone kill this bitch already

Chi-chi a cute.

Do you like eggs?

Chi-Chi's hick way of speaking gets me hard

...

she really is a shit character

>born a daughter of a rich king
>marries a man who has won or at least done well enough to win money from multiple martial arts tournaments
>husband doesn't make a regular income and eats a lot, but he hunts almost all of his food and doesn't need to spend money on anything.
>have son and decide future for him
>son grows up needing to save the world, but is constantly hindered by being forced to learn far beyond his level due to strict mother
>husband's childhood friend is heir to one of the richest/famous familes on the planet.
>son grows up and marries the daughter of the most famous man on planet and one of the most wealthy.
>has stated by this point to have used up the literal mountain's worth of treasure her father owned.
>never forced second son to do schooling since first son was always going to be a scholar and actually is going to be at this rate.


and then super hit

>mr satan, the most famous/ one of the most wealthy men on planet gives husband enough money to last normal people a lifetime.
>spends up all the money within a year
>now forces second son into strict life of learning like first son despite letting him be free of all expectations for at least a decade.


chichi is a gold-digging bitch who has burned through more money than what should be physically possible.

>carrying about your family's financial future is gold digging

It is when she burns through it inconceivably fast

I believe at some point, Toriyama forgot Chi-Chi came from a wealthy royal family. When she first met Videl, she criticized her for being rich.

Out of all characters in DBZ, Chi-Chi had to been the most trainwreck storyline. Not even Trunk's OCplzdontsteal backstory doesn't compare.

There's a difference between helping your child succeed and forcing your child to follow their own path. She was even forcing Gohan to take trigonometry at 8 years old. She's an example of the asian parents stereotype.

The only thing that compensates for her over-studying is the fact Gohan actually wanted to become a scholar in the manga.

>mountain of gold. and tons of money from various different prize money packages.
>goku doesn't spend any money and is capable of living 100% off the grid
>gohan doesn't live there anymore.

where the hell is the money going? .

What are all the plot holes so far

on several occasions after the 7 year timeskip, she states that she used up all of her father's money.

Goten's education and replacing old stuff?

Most of Ox King's treasure was destroyed when Roshi Kamehameha'd Fire mountain. And even then it was enough to keep them afloat for like...30 years with none of them working or getting jobs.

Also Chi-chi lied about spending the money because she knew that if Goku knew they had money he'd continue having a bad work ethic and never work to make more.

Also, while they overplayed it a bunch and it sucks that she kept goten out of the action, she literally just told him to study for a test. Trunks was literally studying for a test at the beginning of this exact same arc. He just has a personal tutor instead of having to be taught by his hick mother.

millions of dollars?

and she only just now started about educating goten? why is that even needed. is she THAT stereotypically asian she wants to just breed another scholar now that she knows the first one went according keikaku?


and she could always ask bulma/mr satan for some more money or HELL, even just ask goten/goku to spend like 1 afternoon gathering the dragonballs for more money.

but of course, she'd probably fuck that all up too. she's a money pit.

That's anime only. It's never specified what she makes him study in the manga. Besides, Gohan takes such long breaks from studying to fight and train, I'd say it's about 50% until after Cell saga where there's no imminent threat for once in her life.

>Toriyama forgot Chi-Chi came from a wealthy royal family
All their shit got destroyed in the fire, Ox King never rebuilt.

Even if they ran out of money she's not the average rich girl, she's royalty. Even though they're living in a modern era, she should have people whom see her family in a respective position.

It's hard to believe how a King and a princess became mountain rednecks in a span of 5 years without anyone caring.

Can someone kill these three as well?

>b-buh Dragon Ball is funny! you normies dont understand!

When will this meme end

Ox king was a thief, his house was destoryed and his wealth as well. Not really that strange at all.
Don't you dare hurt Senpai Shu

Most of Ox King's treasure all got destroyed in fire mountain. Also he mostly ruled through fear and violence. Once he turned over a new leaf he was just a big guy who dressed like a barbarian, and Chi-chi was his hick daughter who dressed like Xena warrior princess.

Almost everyone in dragonball are dumb hicks. The difference is that for most of dragonball they mostly live in the sticks and outskirts so everything's much more rural and old fashioned. Once you get to a real city it's modern day, if not futuristic. I'm pretty sure Ox king was basically a myth at that point, like Muten Roshi.

What I want to know is why she's backpedaling on teaching her kids how to fight or when she lets Goten fight.
Back when the Buu saga was just starting, she was more willing to let Goten fight. Heck, she was the one who trained him!

Haha, oh I just LOVE seeing beloved old characters turn into shitty caricatures of themselves

Man, DBS is so great

Ox King was more of a brigand than a King. He just wanted to cosplay as one, because that's what mountain bandits dream of doing before they are BTFO by a fully armored Knight. The difference is, the average brigand wasn't trained by Master Roshi.

I bet also get kicks of how some character's personalities are turned a complete 180 like Videl's, you monster.

hopefully soon

Parents are always more lax with their second kid. And ChiChi can hold her own since she was taught to fight by her father, who was a student of Roshi's.

Chi-Chi would have joined Freeza desu, guys.

Considering she refuses to get a job herself, yes.

Meh, they don't annoy me but I don't care about them.
I consider them just occasional background characters like Jaco and King Kai.
Characters like Chichi, on the other hand...she is the sole reason Gohan turned into the piece of garbage he is today and she is actually annoying and ruins every scene she is in. If she dies and is removed from Super for good I doubt there won't be one single person in the fanbase who won't celebrate. She was the worst character in DBZ and that didn't change in Super. Can she be removed from the story already and be replaced by Lunch?

Let me tell you why you are a faggot.
>Be Chi chi. Marry monkey man that is only good to fight.
>Have his child and raise him to be a fine man.
>Manage monkey man's tournament money so you can live a good life.
>Shit happens and you husband gets killed and your child abducted by a green alien.
>Wait patiently for you hubby to revive so he can defeat the evil manlet from space.
>Hubby gets wrecked after the battle so you have to nurse him until some magical beans cure him.
>Now your son instead of continuing his studies wants to go to green man's planet.
>Your hubby also goes to space.
>Wait patiently again.
>Your son returns, but monkey man don't. You don't know if he's dead or alive.
>Hubby returns, but with space aids.
>Gets sick, and you are the only one that nurse him, because everyone is busy fighting robots.
>Son has to train to fight the big baddie instead of studying.
>Son gets wrecked on live TV by the big baddie as you watch helpessly.
>Hubby gets killed because son got cocky.
>You are the only one devastated by the news than monkey man died.
>Hubby doesn't want to revive again using the magical balls.
>Guess what? You are pregnant.
>Have to raise two sons as a single mother.
>All your efforts we'rent in vain. First son goes to study in the city in a good institute, and second son is well mannered.
>Hubby is gonna revive for a day.
>Just to battle in a tournament.
>Everything is going great... then you get fucked again by a new evil buddy.
>First son dissapears and you think he is dead, and second son has to train to fight the new baddie.
>Pink evil guy kills you.
>You get revived and hubby defeats the pink guy manlet form.
>At the end of the day you still love the monkey man.
>You turned a family destinated to be hicks into a decent one with a married son aiming to be an scholar and now you are guiding your second son to also be a decent human being.
And at the end of the day, Goku love Chi Chi the way she is.

All they do is eat up screentime while contributing absolutely nothing of value to the story. Extremely annoying.

That's real fuckin' neato but she completely goes against the entire point of the series. If it were up to her, Goku wouldn't fight at all and the series wouldn't even exist.

Oh wait, maybe that'd be a good thing.

I like Chi-chi. Wish they'd tone down her bitchiness to Buu saga levels though. Beyond that she's fine.

y'know, for all the shit she gets,
>Chi-chi , albeit begrudgingly, allowed Gohan to go to space
>She got knocked through a wall by Goku during an argument about training, took it in stride and let them train for 2 years without much incident
>She was totally fine with the fact that a freshly healed, heart virus Goku and Gohan were going to have to fight the androids and cell and is just like "Just make sure he studies when you're done."
>Buu saga she doesn't complain once about Gohan going to the tournament, taking off school to train, Gohan fighting Buu, Goku fighting Buu, or Goten fusing with Trunks.
>trained Goten
>Literally slaps Buu for hurting her, son, and dies because of it.

The anime embellishes this character trait much more than it is in the manga. She's pushy but not unreasonable. She just doesn't want her son and husband to die.

>people taking Chi Chi's stubborness seriously
It's like taking Bulma being a selfish cunt seriously or the Saiyans trying to get a good fight in. It's just silly shit, nigs. Of course the fate of the world > whatever bullshit they gripe about and they know it, but it adds to the characters and makes things more amusing rather than having everything boring and straightforward.

It's weird how people hate on Chi-chi and conveniently forget how awful Bulma is too. I mean that's the joke. They're both unladylike and rude women. If they just went along with everything they'd have way less personality.
Chi-chi's pushy and wants an ideal sitcom family
Bulma's selfish and horny
18's stoic and a bit greedy.
If they lost those traits, they'd probably become...well Videl.

Que gusto de mierda tienes

Goku's dick.

>NO GOTEN YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FATHER YOU HAVE TO STUDY
>She just makes him watch instead of study
>Next episode she is fucking around with Goten on her shoulders instead of studying

God, what a cunt.
She seems dead set on estranging Goku's kids from him.

Honestly the fact that she should be close to 40 coupled with Super's oversimplified babyface just destroys her visual appeal for me.

I'd kill her with muh dick OP. She just needs a good dicking.

>It is when she burns through it inconceivably fast
That is because she is feeding a family of Super Saiyans. At least Gohan has a real job to pay for his appetite.

>At least Gohan has a real job to pay for his appetite.
You really think some bottom feeding "scholar" makes a lot of money? His job is his hobby, expenses are paid by his rich as fuck wife.

And on the subject of money, Chichi obviously doesn't need it if she's forcing goku to try to earn it in the least efficient way imaginable for someone with his talents. Goku could make a fortune in mere days if he was looking to make cash instead of obeying chichi's downright insulting cravings for normalcy.

She already got several from a super saiyan, your dick ain't shit.

No, I'm talking about the backpedaling she's doing NOW in Dragon Ball Super.
Whereas in the beginning of the Buu saga, she was all right with Gohan and Goten fighting, now she's forcing Goten to focus on studying and keeping him from joining in new adventures. And she's doing that with baby Pan as well, stating outright she doesn't want her Pan to learn the martial arts.

Grow up faggot. Why does it matter so much to you? A kid studying is normal. Just because he does doesn't mean he wants to become like Gohan. She trained Goten herself and we know Goten will become a shitter obsessed with pussy in the future. He doesn't care much about training as well.

Typical Chinese wife/mom.
This isn't even a joke, you're either trying to get into Harvard or dead.

Expensive male escorts.
How much does yamcha charge these days?
That or all the therapy.

She's one of the characters were the silly gag nature of early Dragonball and the more serious nature of later Dragonball (especially around Cell) clash the most and that's why she looks like a cunt.
Most of her actions are obviously meant as jokes, but everywhere else in the story people are fighting monsters who destroy whole cities on a whim, so there's some tonal whiplash.

i've been legitimately convinced for years she actually hates goku and the only reason she stays around with him is because her kids would hate her if she left, its the only reason i can imagine why she does the insane irrational shit she does. her actions seriously look like someone whos way pissed with whoever they married then anyone else.

Yeah, except Bulma has never said 'Fuck this world, it can blow up for all I care as long as my kid gets his useless education.'
That's what you Chi-Chi apologist either keep ignoring or trying to say 'It's just a prank bro.'
Chi-Chi is a fucking egomaniac, who puts the safety of billion of lives to the wayside so Gohan can know how to do his calculus and know Koala eat shit.
Chi-Chi is just proof that Asian doesn't actually understand Pragmatism and her constant putting menial things over BILLIONS OF LIVES is on par with the MC of World's End Harem.
Fuck your feelings, the world is more important

>fighting monsters who destroy whole cities on a whim
We're well beyond, hell we got beyond that the moment Nappa Died if Vegeta's Galick gun could have actually destroyed the planet like he said
Even if not, we're at the point where the God of Destruction regularly hangs around, and they keep Chi-Chi, whose more volatile than a Chernobyl reactor with radioactive sensitive TNT filling the damn place, around.

How can one saiyan be such a qt?

I still want a chapter where Goku someway, somehow goes to the past and meet his mother.

We all do user, we all do.

You know what's funny?
In the Gohan studied for nothing since he'll live leeching off his wife inheritance.

Gohan studies because he likes learning and wants to contribute to the academic world, not because he wants to get filthy rich since he could just rob banks or win tournaments himself in that case

What else is Funny is Chi-Chi thinking Gohan is going to mean shit to the world of Science cause Bulma and her dad are already the Deus Ex Machina of Science in DBZ, solving most of the science based problems and developing things even modern science couldn't fathom.
That and the fact Gohan himself proved Power>Science by killing Cell, who is probably top 10 strongest science made weapons in all Anime/manga being only beaten by Super Robots of Getter Emperor/TTGL/Demonbane tier

Stop doing this to me

Yeah, except the dozens of times he didn't want to.
Not to mention the fact it was forced onto him since he was an infant

Would you her chi-chi?

>Her Chi-Chi
>Chi-Chi means boobs
>Show her Ass.
Come on user.

Goten not going is purely so Future Trunks and Gohan can fuse when everyone else jobs or is sent away for some reason.

>Gohan studies because he likes learning and wants to contribute to the academic world

Nope, he only found that goal recently since he's not fit for fighting anymore and the old goal of finding a good job with a good pay busted the moment he married the daughter of the second richiest man in the world.

But future trunks doesn't even know how to do the fusion dance unless he gets a pair of those permanent earrings.

It only takes 10 minutes to get it right (+time spent waiting for failed fusions to wear off).
Kid Trunks can show them how to do it.

That's a big butt. I don't think it ever was that big.

?

>Acting like it matters
Goku is going to win anyway

Who is best mom and why is it Vegeta?

It was in the old anime art style. Now everybody, males and females look anorexic.

This is a doujin, right?

Lol calm the fuck down. This is all scripted.

If they wanted they could just take all the zeni in the world by force. Goku, Gohan and Goten. Who's gonna stop them? Vegeta and Trunks?

It is just put in by the storytellers to give a reason why Goku will be the main character and Gohan and Goten will not be stronger YET.

> you will never cuddle a saiyan qt who is satisfied with loving her children and butchering meat.

> you will never dominate a low class saiyan warrior and impregnate her with a soon to be god.

Let's not forget that she spent a lot in Gohan "special" classes and even bought retarded stuff like a bed for study and several other bullshit

>a span of 5 years without anyone caring.
People forgot about Demon King Picolo in less time and the fact that people that fly/shoot beams exists and hailed Mr. Satan as a god shortly after

Why does Goten even exist at this point? With this new arc, Trunks is bound to get some sort of development with his future self and Mai. And after this arc, we will probably move on to the big tournament between universes. Poor Goten gets nothing.

>If they wanted they could just take all the zeni in the world by force. Goku, Gohan and Goten. Who's gonna stop them?

The fact that they aren't thieves and actually have some moral compass?

I long for the days of Playboy Goten yucking it up.

Thinking about it, GT sucks additional balls since there was absolutely no Goten and Trunks buddy adventures.

>Even in Super, they forgot about Launch

Yep

Senzus can't cure cancer. Punching people won't cure diseases, or improve infrastructure. Your crops won't grow faster if you have a higher powerlevel.
There's more to life than fighting, Goku. Delicious food, for example.

>who has burned through more money than what should be physically possible.
That's what happens when you have to feed a guy who eats a small city's worth of good within a week.

Roshi lost the prize of the tournament he won the same way.

What's her age actually? She must have been like 10-12 in her first appearance? If by BoG Bulma was 38 and if I remember correctly she started at 16, then that would make her 32-34?

That's why I kinda wanted him to be Black, because otherwise he has fucking nothing going for him.

You know what would have helped? If Dragon Ball was more willing to have spin-offs. Goten was made to have a second Dragon Ball type adventure, maybe with Pilaf and Shu since Trunks and Mai are going being shipped hard.

Wasn't the "I spent all the money already lol" thing a ruse so Goku could stay for a while and finish setting up the rops before inevitably fucking off to train?

but Mai a cute

I don't know if she hates him, but she legitimately seems very ashamed of him. That's why she diminishes or ignores all of his accomplishments, gets furious at him for doing things that aren't "normal", like flying, forces him to get a useless job not for the money, but just so he isn't jobless, forbids her children form ever bonding with him and systematically tries to indoctrinate them to look down on / hate everything he does or stands for (and she succeeded, somewhat).

I mean, I get this is a comedy and most of this shit is for laughs, but if you look at the whole picture it's pretty fucking bleak.

That said this is more a problem with the anime and Super, the manga had less scenes like that and had her basically completely stop that shit after cell.

Goku goes to Home Depot.
Goku goes back home.
Goku crushes charcoal into diamonds for an afternoon.
Chi-Chi shuts her damn mouth about money for a year.

Repeat.

He could also just beat up people for money like he used to.

>she really is a shit character
She's only a shit character because Toriyama hates her so he writes her like shit because of that

Dragon Ball's Earth is one full of ADVENTURE. I'm sure he and his sons could just go around finding pirate treasure if they wanted to.

Chi-chi reminds me of my mom. She too is a tiger mom. I hope she dies too.

According to Dragonball Online, Gohan led a movement for a large amount of humans to learn ki manipulation.

Meh. Many other characters have this role in Super, I am not about to be annoyed by it. They are just another unimportant characters Toei puts during the casual scenes, where nothing is happening. You can't have fights happening all the time.

However, Chichi is genuinely annoying because she gets in the way of the fights.

Excuse me, how is that bitch fine?
She ruined Gohan and is trying to do the same thing with Goten. She is ruining potentially good fights, don't blame me if I hate her.

Seems wise. With increasin alien traffic to Earth it simply makes sense to make the general population up to speed.

I kinda hate how she won't let them train though? Like why can't Gohan and Goten be great scholars AND great martial artists? You see that shit all the time in other Animes where the top of the class kid is all the captain of the kendo club