She's really cute and smart so how come she doesn't have any friends?

She's really cute and smart so how come she doesn't have any friends?

you're really cute and smart too, user, why don't you have any friends?

>people consider themselves not worthy to be friends with her due to her status as a goddess
>her social anxiety gets the better of her that she fears being rejected and recluses herself from everyone

She is already married to me

Because I have a conjoined twin and I smell funny

o shit nigger u wanna fite cause thats how you start fites

And you don't allow your wife to have any friends? That's very halal of you

Eh, you don't get to bring nep

I don't think it'd be fair to fight someone that can't even spell.

again, fite me

Which Noire is worst Noire? Super, Hyper, or Ultra?

All of them

Noire should just fuck off

At least her game is alright.

Because she doesn't have a Ragna in her universe

Because she's a garbage tsundere and needed to have a gimmick to make her not one-note.

Because she's not Uni.

If she rubs my penis we can be friends.

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I remember hearing how the translations for those games are terrible.

They got a lot better in VII (which is what that cap is from).

wait, isn't the spanking thing a direct reference to /nepgen/

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The original was a dank 2chan meme, same difference really

Because anime wants you to believe that girls don't run life on easy mode where, simply by virtue of their gender and not being completely horrible, they will have an endless procession of supplicants ready to do everything for a crack at their crack.

Because nip "humor". She has as many friends as any of the other goddesses but they had to give her character a joke they can run into the ground.

people skills != work/organization/academic skills

>same difference

I too love oxymorons

No, you should, and kill yourself afterward.

NOIRE PLEASES RICH LADIES FOR MONEY

HERE WE GO!
GOOD TO GO!

SHE

Now this is where if I was in the World of War craft I would type /chicken while having you targeted. Bawk

Because I'm neither cute nor smart.

THEY CALL HER NOWA BECAUSE SHE HAS NOWA FRIENDS

Will she ever have the courage to confess to Nep?

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>being friends with a cosplayer

No because Nep just confessed to me.

Bad nep

>there are people who pronounce Vert as in Vertical

Noire don't fucking bathe so she probably smells like ass.

But she canonically does, it's shown in GekiNoire.

which nep doesnt take a bath?

Plutie is lazy as hell so she probably doesn't.

It's carried over to Iris Heart when she makes you lick her legs.

Not canon.

Just your headcanon.

No, she fuckin stinks dude.

Maybe you want to sniff her so badly you confused it with her stinking.

It's okay user, I know that feel.

Vert

She's a literal walking trashcan.

She must be cursed like me. I mean, I'm both extremely smart and cute, but I don't have any friends either.

What would anal sex with Noire be like?

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Nep is supposed to be Sega, right?

Only old men will ever know.

yes, the one that got canceled

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Nepu

Wow, look at that Nep!

I make poost.

you mean a walking cum dumpster

I want to drown Noier's pussy with my semen

Other girls usually don't like sluts

why is it allowed to neps be so lewd?

Is there a TL of the highschool LN going on? I forgot to save it.

>Dat Blanc

She has no friends because of her shit VA.

Big

You have no friends because of your shit taste.

That was pretty sweet