Be american

>be american
>slightly cut my finger
>go to hospital for tetanus shot and bandaid
>hospital bill is 9000$ + tip
>get shot while leaving hospital

nbcnewyork.com/investigations/I-Team-NJ-Hospital-Charges-8K-to-Bandage-a-Cut-Finger-270053241.html

Literally third world

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>be person
>want service
>dont want to pay

wat

the real question is why did a white man go to the ER for a little cut?

>Be in Belgium
>waiting in line at airport
>Get permanently disfigured by nail bomb

Why the fuck go to a hospital with a small cut to begin with?

because there are waiting lists for normal doctor visits in america

>be belgium

A Belgian telling an American specifics regarding his doctor wait time.


I buy it.

>be Belgian
>make ad disproving there is terrorism in country
>get bombed
You can't make this shit up

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why would you need a doctor for a small cut?

>be germany
>get run over by truck
>hospital bill is 0€
i pity the murican fools, lmao

yeah, it may surprise you, but that only happens in eurocuck countries.

I have literally never heard of waiting lists for doctor visits

It's a European he would go win for bruising his shaved legs

>not using glue to seal it

We pay our debts here gypsy nigger

This.

>Have medical insurance
>fucked up back
>schedule chiropractor appointment
>no wait list
>Schedule appointment for x-rays
>No wait list
>Get x-rays
>get evaluation
>whole thing costs me like 30 bucks.

What are these idiots talking about?

Last time I had to go to the ER, we had to wait about 6 hours for our EMERGENCY.

>>schedule chiropractor appointment
THAT IS A WAIT LIST YOU STUPID FUCK

several of my american friends, all living in different states, complained about this and were amazed i could get a doctors appointment within the hour and no they weren't being sarcastic.

What kind of moron goes to the emergency room for a minor cut?

A waitlist of a few days at most?