FIXED BALKAN

Croats and Serbs are literally same people with different religions.

They even have the same language!
But there is a lot of hate because they were killing each others because of Ottomans/Vatican/Austria and after Yugoslavia failed, many people started hating each other even more.
But why would you need to unite if you could have 2 great countries on the Balkans?

If you can't be in the same country, why dont you try creating alliance and taking lands as shown on the pic?

Same people

ЗA КPAЉA И OTAЏБИHУ
ZA DOM SPREMNI

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Great Croatia: 103423 km2
Great Serbia: 152 527 km2

There's only one great country in the Balkans
f a m

'member the 90s?
Cuz i do

90s happened because people wanted to split the country
Just like you do now

You said it yourself, people of Yugoslavia are the same people with different religion. And unlike Soviet Russia or any other communist country market socialism worked quite well here. You fags can't deny it, but Yugoslavia would have been the greatest project humanity has seen if there weren't for nationalistic pricks

Pic. related is Pristina during 70s, the now poorest "capital" in Yugoslavia

Ma дa, билo eкcтpa

Дa ти дeдa нијe имao 20 гopилиoнa eктapa y Ужицy и пpивaтнoг кoчијaшa, aл дoшлe кoмyњape јeбeмyживoт ?

Didn't Tito completely destroy Yugoslavia?

>american education

Hијe, aли јe зaтo тyкao кaмeн нa Гoлoм Oтoкy

знaчи чeтник ккeкeкe

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i fix balkan

How about none to us, we dont want to drag our economy back down. Gain bunch of subhumans that are already moving here in masses. We might aswell work with what we have first.

Hиcy ли oни "хpвaтcкo цвијeћe"? :Д

This. If we ever got this chunk of BiH, we'd have to selectively ban travel and force eugenics for several decades.

NO
two complaints:
1. Slovenia should be its own country, they have a unique language and culture
2. Mudslime parts of Bosnia should be turned into extremely large fenced off reservations, we do not want the muddies in our borders

other than those two complaints, sure go ahead

>Having Croatia take over Slovenia when Slovenia actually has a different language and is doing just fine on its own
>Having Serbia taking Macedonia instead of Bulgaria
Otherwise not bad. Not sure Croatia really wants all of those Muslim majority lands, but you can't really have two tiny statelettes full of them either. At the very least handing R. Srpska over to Serbia would make both better off.

No. We were never land-grabbers and we don't want any of this. Wouldn't end well.

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but what if a tunnel was built connecting the two sharia statelets?

also we'd obviously have to re-hire Trump's wall builders to repeat their job here, just wall them off and be done with it

Vardar belongs to Bulgaria though

shut the fuck up. Croats and Serbs are not the same. Croatian and Serbian are not the same.
quoting a serbanon himself

''Well, Croats wanted ethnically pure country so they opted for Genocide.

Also, Croats and Serbs are nothing alike. The only common thing among us is the language, and even that is debatable. I can barely understand Croatian and I have to really REALLY REALLY hard to extract any useful meaning from what they write. To give you an example, take German and English. Sure they sound alike, but they are quite different languages. It's the same with Serbian and Croatian. Now, it's a whole different matter that Croats of modern-day Croatia opted to use Serbia (and rename it to Croatian) is a whole different thing altogether. All in all, Serbs never really had any contact with Croats prior to our annexation of them. Last time they were an independent nation was around 1060 or so. Afterwards, they were absorbed by Hungary and stayed that way until the 1995.''

Fuck off cetnik nigger.

Is that picture supposed to be nice or something?

>i can barely understand croatian
kys
i'll proudly admit my serbian is so bad that when i go back to visit people think im slovene, but at least i can understand everyone.

>serb thread
Oh cool, can you guys confirm if this is real? Cheers.

lol
stop denying it
they are two different peoples
fuck off
not the same

Croats = Catholic Serbs
Serbs = Orthodox Croats

its the truth and you know it m8
they absorbed autocratic sultanism and corruption from mehmet
we absorbed arrogance and "intellectual superiority" from hans

that's why serbia is a filthy, deadly shithole compared to croatia. right?

>filthy, deadly shithole
you've been watching too many british gangster movies

I am an amateur horror story writer and one of the topics I've been looking into is Balkan myths of the vampires and witches, especially the strigoi. I've spoken with many residents from Serbia, Croatia and Romania in order to get some background on the folklore behind it. I have heard some interesting things, like the first vampire Jure Grando Alilović who died in 1656 but many believe he came back and terrorized his village. I have heard that many things can create vampires like incest between mother and child, or not praying enough. Balkan folklore is very interesting and I was wondering if you guys were told any horror stories or myths when you were growing up.

lol, stop projecting retard. serbia is a gypsy, turkish shithole with absolutely no future while croatia is comparably booming. even bulgaria (my father's homeland) is doing better than your joke of a country. assuming you are serb diaspora.

Would never happen. Even if Bosnia were to be split up between Croatia and Serbia, Bosnian Krajina and Brcko would never go to Serbia.

>even bulgaria (my father's homeland)
that explains the irrational rants
have you never been to bulgaria? the land of turks and breast implants?

> when i go back to visit people think im slovene, but at least i can understand everyone.

you won't be able to fool anyone with your sperg out sessions ante

ive been to the country, yes, it is getting in comparatively a lot of money and has a future unlike serbia with a lesbo prime minister
azis is gypsy

he's a serb dumbfuck

No, it's bullshit LARPing. Dude is clearly not Bosnian or from anywhere in the ex-Yu.

lol thats bullshit larping. bosnia is safe as fuck, it's just old peasants and nice food. ive been there.

>Bosnian
>real

Fuck off you Turk nigger. There’s no such thing as a Bosnian.

The Serbs should have finished you animals off.

>Jure Grando Alilović
He is the first recorded vampire in history

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Bosnia
cringeworthy retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banate_of_Bosnia

If you could make that happen without too much Bosnian chimp out that'd be great.

I'd almost rather hand them over to you so that you could force them to become Catholics and stop marrying their first cousins. Leaving Muslims in Europe is a bad idea and should be avoided if at all possible.

Name a Muslim in the Kingdom of Bosnia.

You stole a name and made it your own you filth shit.

You’re worse than Serbs.

Kingdom of Bosnia has in common with modern Bosnia as does ancient Syria with the modern one.

I'm not bosnian bro

bosnians existed since them since there was a kingdom and banate of bosnia
they also had some church of theres
so they exist
they are also less swarthy than serbs lmao, ive seen them - they are pale like croats

that makes no sense.

Bosnians were never Muslims until the Turks came you retarded animal.

izetbegović had a turk grandmother and look how pale he was.
ok, and? bosnians are stll bosnians

Bosnians are not Bosnians. They’re Turks.

>izetbegović had a turk grandmother and look how pale he was.
Not sure for that but he declared himself as Serb in his old documents.

But bosnians are pale, unlike turks
not every turk is like anzu, so bosnians are not roaches and are naturally white
his grandmother was from istanbul, in uskudar
when? lol

this tbqh

no
no
stop trying to make innocent hrvats and you brown shits the same people you cockroach

kys retard

Looks like a very poorly designed parking lot, if it is even one. How's the Chinese embassy look?

shut up you degenerate cigan retard
go drink some more oil

you're a mongrel shitskin, aren't you? stop projecting, mehmet

This is close to a perfect fix. Only problem would be the Albanians in Bulgarian FYROM and the Serbs stuck in that strip of Bosnia connecting the two sections full of Muslims.

you are the one projecting dirty shitskin
i'm not even a mongrel, i have white skin
normal since unlike you most of the balkans are white

>this much damage control
it's okay, mehmet

no, but we watched dracula movies

>booming

ok tell me when you dont live in a brown, poor, dangerous, polluted shithole
rape you later

''comparably'' croatia has a massive tourist industry, a higher gdp per capita, higher life expectancy, a higher gdp than them even while having like half the ''people''

your whole country is turning into muslim caliphate. but it's okay since tou're one of them

*you're

not bad

>Western Turks aren’t pale
>Muslim Turk in Bosnia retardation

Fuck off kike.

>tfw master race

your country has no future and is just going to die
at least britain was something notable, but im only half british. why do you think i joined this thread?
i believe serbia is literally just as muslim as britain anyway in percentage, just with more gypsy subhumans
nigga u dumb
western turks are just as pale as greeks (not pale)
bosnians are pale and even can have blond hair a lot
unlike serbroaches

yout whole """nation""" is a meme, mujo

Population exchanges should be applied for those matters but there is no way these things work peacfuly

>not knowing the Croats destroyed supply lines to the Bosnian division

Fuck off retard.

go eat more doner kepap

>i believe serbia is literally just as muslim as britain anyway in percentage, just with more gypsy subhumans
>projecting this has hard

well, it is common knowledge. I am sure you can easy find this fact. I think in his islamic declaration he stated this.

You should burn yourself alive because your ancestors were Muslim converts and traitors.

I’ll respect the Serbs before I respect your garbage of a ethnicity.

go blow yourself, mehmet

ur cringe, stop repeating projecting so much as if you know what it means
Islam is the second largest religion in the United Kingdom, with results from the United Kingdom Census 2011 giving the UK Muslim population in 2011 as 2,786,635, 4.4% of the total population. The vast majority of Muslims in the United Kingdom live in England: 2,660,116 (5.02% of the population).
According to 2011 census, there were 228,658 Muslims in Serbia (3.1% of total population, excluding Kosovo). Largest concentration of Muslims in Serbia could be found in the municipalities of Novi Pazar, Tutin and Sjenica in the Sandžak region, and in the municipalities of Preševo and Bujanovac in the Preševo Valley.
so not even that different, LMAO
i just told you im not bosnian
but islam>>>>christianity anyways

stup brogekting :))

at least i'm not a filthy slav

your ancestors were before they betrayed their own kin

kys subhuman

Go back to your Muslim inbred shithole Mahmoud.

Otherwise you’ll get the Zyklon.

my dad is bulgarian lol
i have pale skin
stup brogekting :)) go shit on the street and eat it since thats the only food youll ever get, you citizen of a failed ''country''

you are mehmet subhuman, therefore kys

Cigan.

the only way a new Yugoslavia will happen is if the Zagre becomes the capital/goverment and we have an actual proper fucking king. Slovenia is too small to be a leader and Serbia is too far away from Central Europe.

shut up cigan whore
y bro
??

Zagreb*

Nah. Say whatever you want but Tito was the only example of a "left-wing" ideology which has worked.
He's the only exception in a branch of socialism working, that's why everything fell when he died.

>Serbia is too far away from Central Europe.
vojvodina isn't though

you're still mehmet no matter how much you fantasize or post such stories

You deserve to die.

Za Dom Spemni

bro
i like croatia
its a good place. good people
there will be a border between bulgaria and croatia again, no matter what you say, sorry, you cant rid me of what i think of your country
sure bro :))

kys mehmet

y do u keep talking to yourself turski srpski

not an argument mehmet subhuman

and? nobody is going to abandon Beograd to live in fuckin Vojvodina.