/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SITCOM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #34 9/29/17
youtu.be/98drMIow4Rg
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech to Natl Assoc of Manufacturers 9/29/17
youtu.be/3hRMMsHmiUU
>Pres Trump press gaggle on PR/HHS Sec resigning 9/29/17
youtu.be/3qSB8F0e5Js
>Pres Trump leaves DC for NJ 9/29/17
youtu.be/gI4WAI1B1D0
>Eric Trump on Hannity 9/29/17
youtu.be/EiZiGJTjLUM
>IntSec Zinke on American Energy Dominance 9/29/17
youtu.be/hkEwzNC8l-U
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S Mattis/PooInDaLoo Joint Statement 9/29/17
youtu.be/u51kaf5kGB8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis arrives in India 9/29/17
youtu.be/XStahznkciY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NATO SecGen Stoltenberg @ Resolute Support HQ in Afghanistan 9/29/17
youtu.be/hsa62c6u8es
>UN Amb Haley @UN on Burma 9/29/17
youtu.be/eWCDejZW-eE
>OMB Mulvaney on F&F 9/29/17
youtu.be/wm69qvs1l0M
>This Week @State 9/29/17
youtu.be/MhlOmNaujVk
>TrumpTV Vid - Hurr Maria (Lara) 9/29/17
youtu.be/beCQcJCmywk
>TrumpTV Vid - Bipartisanship (Harlan Hill) 9/25/17
youtu.be/plgCfg1qW7M
>WH Video - VP tax reform events 9/29/17
youtu.be/-wOP0PRioGU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Why can't the right meme?

I love Kellyanne.

Here we go in 3... 2...

fuck the Governor of Puerto Rico and that dumb cunt mayor

The Governor is playing it smart though.

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Stand by for Polandrop...

>yfw it happens

WELL!
Here we fucking go...
Doom in 3....2....1....

This OC is missing one of the most integral parts of /ptg/
TWO
TWO SCOOPS!!!!

Trump needs to lock that mudshit up for failing to prepare for the storm. Execute the bitch for treason

Australia, stop shitposting

Who else here starting to appreciate Spencer now?

Spencer has been our guy since day 1.

He drops the redpills and isn't a civ nat cuck.

Trump on the other hand doesn't care about white genocide.

Basically you are either Jew first aka Trump...or white preservation aka Spencer.

I stand with Spencer.

I like the white race.

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All mayors of skitskin places are trash, because they're elected by shitskins...and usually shitskins themselves

/ptg/ is now a bunch of giggling kids waiting for EvaPolack to enter the thread and start writing novels before his covfefe even kicks in
I love you all.

>Mayor of San Juan literally killing her citizens to spite Trump
>Caller: Supplies are not being distributed please save us white people

youtube.com/watch?v=5Uc1pPsKt_s

Jesus Christ, is this how colonialism started? You get involved with a small area, but the locals are so useless that you have no choice but to get directly involved, with it only snowballing from there?

breitbart is getting fucking HAMMERD in the comment sections

back stabbing fucks

Trannyanne is better.

On behalf of my nation, I am sorry for Evafag!

Good evening/morning, Czech OP.

Pretty sure this is a shill thread.

It is made to slide legit threads.

Do not bumb this shill thread.

I think he is addicted to fame and makes an ass of himself to get attention.

link?

Sam Hyde's Wikipedia page is hilarious.

>inb4 a mod shows up while the thread is on the 10th page and deletes all of these
I don't think the picture would do it alone but if I used that other title it absolutely would have sent him over the edge.

> how do you do, fellow Aryans?

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To spell it out for the confused, Fort Worth is the area in red, nothing else.

The locals are trying to implement backdoor Communism as government agents in the US. We could literally see the Marines mass executing the commie fucks that are preventing people from getting aid supplies.

Kek

Already got past bump limit so it would autosage if they did do such a crazy thing. You're welcome.

wait how did we summon the wrong one

No
Back then supplies n shit for decent sized towns and cities were handed out directly by the conqurers to guarantee that it got where it was supposed to go to avoid any possible uprising for lack of proper gibs distribution
The really small or isolated ones would be given stuff to take care of themselves and they usually did just fine

>Dugan's back
WTF, I love guns now.

>breitbart.com/national-security/2017/09/30/30-sep-17-world-view-steve-bannon-and-henry-kissinger-form-project-to-sound-alarm-on-china/

Reminder- there are paid shills making these threads to slide other threads off of the board.

Do not use this shill thread.

covfefe

>this snowballs into DIRECT RULE FROM EXECUTIVE while liberals screech about Tyranny
wew lad

ah shit i knew i was forgetting something
i'm sure i missed other easy jokes to put in too

Neat, we summoned another by mistake.

I was half tempted to tell you to throw on your trip and say something shitpost worthy for the last post so I could get a good screencap.

These are odd.

Late night habbening! Edmonton Canada got a truck of peace!

Took me a second to realize he wasn't holding that upside-down
Higher resolution next time

Thanks senpai.

If I thought more I would think of them but scoops is the last major one that both still exists and is relatively recent

Source, nigger

god damn even more shady shit going on in Puerto Rico. are they trying to use this as a way of saying "Drumpf doesn't care about muh Puerto Ricans." shits fucked breh

>Ann Coulter standing defiant against the disappointingly meager structure of her home, pounding away as the neighbors ready their phone to dial the police at 3 in the morning so they may get some fucking sleep, intent to make her demands known to all the world at all time of day

>BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!
>BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!
>WHY HAS GORBACHEV FORSAKEN ME?!

>Edmonton Canada
Oh shit.

Desu I don't want to be tagged with that misunderstanding but what would I say?

"And that is why Mistato is best girl"
t. 159 posts

I wasn't referring to supplies, I was referring to them being so useless that White people end up filling the power void because they feel like they have no choice but to help

No worries, lad. I found it plenty funny. You caught the longest running tropes of the gen.

Stop posting in this shill thread.

This is a slide thread used by paid shills to hide important threads.

Leave this fake thread.

PART AND PARCEL

>implying it wouldn't be funny

Isn't Kissinger like the definition of swamp?

Salas, por favor.

>"Drumpf doesn't care about muh Puerto Ricans."
Just fucking arrest her and put her crimes up for all to see while kicking the media over the edge

>"And that is why Mistato is best girl"
>t. 159 posts

A

>To spell it out for the confused, Fort Worth is the area in red, nothing else.

Red cause Trump won Fort Worth...

Thanks for clearing that up, there was a dumb mother fucker on the last thread saying Hillary won Fort Worth

That's the way they phrased it in the comments section. lol

Take the proxy off, Eva.

>You get involved with a small area, but the locals are so useless that you have no choice but to get directly involved, with it only snowballing from there?
the more i learn about the finer details how difficult it was for nations to govern the local savages despite drastically improving their quality of life, the more i understand why empires would just genocide the losers as they took other nations over
like goddamn how does a native puerto rican not feel unbelievably ashamed and embarrassed and enraged by all of this?

Why does she conveniently ignore the construction that started already

More like the one responsible for filling it in the first place.

Sarah released this, but I guess she doesn't know the trick to circumvent twatter's image compression...

OH FUCK, THEY ALSO DID A U-HAUL

twitter.com/PonNatalie/status/914369914424537089

>"And that is why Mistato is best girl"
>t. 159 posts
100% worth it t b h

Is anyone here an actual civic nationalist? How do you go on lying to yourself for so long about how this country is a nation, or about how these disparate groups can somehow remain unified with their burgeoning populations? I think I was a civic nationalist for all of about three days after Trump got elected before I decided I couldn't handle being that intellectually dishonest.

WE LOVE OUR SOMALI
WE LOVE OUR MUSLIMS
OH THEY'RE SO GOOD!
OH THEY'RE SO SWEET!

That can't be Edmonton, they have private liquor stores...

Shame doesn't work on low IQ island monkeys.

That would have been perfect.

>U-HAUL
Now Canada is stealing Chicago memes.

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have a (you) for you abhorrent shitpost

Red because Wikipedia colors in every city in a subset map Red.

Clinton carried Fort Worth proper. Trump won the entire county of Tarrant because Tarrant includes many suburban areas that voted strongly for Trump but aren't in Fort Worth proper.

You can understand this if you have an IQ above 80.

Now why would a peaceful moselm ram into a police officer and stab him? This HAS to be set up to demonize ALL moselms. Shame..

All of that would have happened in January if Madame Clinton were president.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE OCTOBER SURPRISE TRUMP

YOUR PRESIDENCY IS OVER ONCE THIS A-PEE-LING TAPE TINKLES OUT

I think she might actually just be clinging to bitter delusions for the sake of catharsis in venting. Despite how repetitious and blunt she is, that woman is a fucking enigma.

Bannon is a larping faggot and I'm glad he's out.

This bitch should probably stop believing the word of disgusting snakes like Schumer.

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By popular demand:

Fucking mudslimes! They are initiating The Day of the Rake without us!

>being this autistic to post in a shill thread

Stop feeding shill threads.

Go to a real thread.

>Zipperhead
>Living in cucknadia
>Windrows
Like pottery

Sam Hyde is going to have to arm wrestle Trump for the right to call their autobiography "my life as a shitpost."

Anyone have fidelity on this?

youtu.be/5Uc1pPsKt_s

Published on Sep 28, 2017English subtitles. A cop from PR was able to get a call through a Hispanic radio station in New York (La Mega). She is telling what she is seeing as a cop in the aftermath or Maria and the government's injustice

>tl;dr PR cop calls in NYC Hispanic radio crying about the San Juan mayor not giving out supplies

>no tripcode
Pussy.

>no trip
you had two jobs

Boy the mayor sure has been on TV a lot for a place without TV currently.

Seek professional help you literall autist.

You are mentally sick.

You've got a better chance of finding a gay here

On top of everything else, Democrats need to learn about the French Revolution...

meme it
it's true until the left can prove otherwise

Just posted it, desu we should be arresting her and just declaring martial law at this point