If your life was an anime

who would be the antagonist?

Just a bunch of circumstances

Anyone that prioritizes financial profit over science, art and general well-being.

Myself, obviously.

you

Weird /x/ level creatures

my dad

This.

It will be like soul eater, minus the fantasy.

Myself, having been driven mad by time travel, comes back in time to destroy me.

God almighty

Same. I'm my own enemy

I'd be a faceless background character

social interaction

Indeed

teh jews

Litterally the only good webcomic.

The American NEET Association.

Came here to post this

cringed

Do you think this anime would have been better if we actually got to see the giant Mitsumune? I for one was seriously let down by the fact that I didn't even get a glimpse of the giant Mitsumune.

>there are antagonists in SOLs

I must concur with this

my dad

The only enemy I cannot defeat, the ignorance of my peers.

Chad.

So-you're-an-edgy-cunt-trying-to-kill-yourself The anime. Sup Forums would eat that shit right up, going through each week of MC trying to kill himself in various ways and failing due to some lucky bullshit.

tha white man

Horchatta!

Terrible frenchman

CHTPT

Genre: Dark Comedy, Oddball Comedy, Slice of life, Thriller.m. ect

chad

This

The spiders that come out of my walls at night

My dog.

I spend most of my time at home with my dog. It would be a slice of life comedy about me trying to live with and outsmart my asshole dog that often makes my life a living hell.

I still love him and i'd die for him.

Antagonist and protagonist

I'm either the nicest guy you ever met
Or complete Fucking psycho

This, but only because the idea is actually incredibly amusing.

It's be a "man vs self" story where I try to get over my own social retardation.

Fuck

The President of the United States

>user tries to defeat chad with the power of friendship
>chad has more friends than him
fug

Death

That, or constant complaining about wanting to die but being to much of a pussy to actually do anything about it.

There's this guy living in my city. We openly hate each other and he will actively work to wreck my day If he knows that I'm in the vicinity. Which is way too often for my taste, since all of my favourite pubs and my friends are placed around his neighbourhood.
I am not allowed to beat his shit in the public because that would put me in the military court and he knows that

...

my mom

would be women, but in 2D they love beta-males like me

Everyone.

I have social anxiety disorder

Foreigners, the government but epic plot twist before I die:It was "them" all along

every harem MC

>he thinks time exists
>smuganimegirls.jpg

>epic
>teh juwss!!

Fuck off cancerous crossboarder newfag, you are a foreign here.

Nice.

Haha, every time.

ok.

Clyde Cash and Chad.

Yeah.

Depends on the season. Currently it's my anxiety disorder.

Life itself