Monster Musume

Why are Kobold pups the most adorable MonMusus?

OPERATION: Crab legs

Is a go

Because every man loves a nice set of puppies

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Amen.

Beware of the rival Lamia pirate Trireme; Greek fire is not something to trifle with.
However, stare and laugh at the centaur pirate barge; the is nothing to worry about.
the Harpy pirate Fluyt might cause some trouble with all the slime containers within the hull.

what is operation crab legs to being with?

>superior girl
>bae
i see your opinion and instantly reject it

We take his legs.

>superior girl = best girl
>loverboy
Being this wrong, user...

Are you trying to make Crabman cakes to share with your friends.

Some one talks the woman cosplaying as Rachnera into leglocking Crabman when he comes by so that we can grab photos and send them to his fiancee back home in Japan.

>Crabman
>Finacee

He's married to his work.

His parents filled out the registration and interviewed for him in his stead.

I guess fun isn't allowed any more.

I liked the conversation where we discuss the technical aspects of making a monmusus cosplay work, but then it derailed into 2D vs 3D shitposting

Wait, does Okayado really have a fiancee?

you expected him to be a loser otaku?

I'm in position

Dunno. It was a running gag for a while that his parents were leaning on him to settle down now that he had a steady income. I don't recall if he'd said anything about that to start it off.

>It was a running gag
I dont remember this

Fuck the memers and everyone else, I think this cosplay looks great. Thats just what I think and I dont believe for a second anyone else needs to think the same.

Either of you think the spider body is a little too big?

Maybe that was done so it would be stable with her sitting on it

>3D
>Not completely shit

It's actually kinda cute.

>No chapter where Crab channels his frustrations into a story where Polt's parents chastise her for still not having a husband
>Hijinks where she tries to pretend TTF is her husband end with her confessing the truth is she's gay for Draco.

I dont think you're understanding our position
werer not saying that the top part isn't good its that the spider part, really good
too good in fact,
when you make one part of something too good but the rest not to the same quality it create a disparity.

Sometime around 12 - 14 months ago. before the anime, but well after it was announced.

sorry to go off a tangent, but does anyone notice google image search iisn't working as well anymore?

Wait a god damn minute.... I can cosplay TTF

I'm so sorry.

I cant, Im kinda fat. My tits are too big.

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Condolences.

Wait, what?

I fucked up my joke, I thought you said you could cosplay TF, our dear old fishloving flat translator.

Post the one where its 5'9'' 6'1''.

I do pushups because with strong pecs feelings cant get inside you.

I can't
I'm tall

So am I, but that doesn't mean it can't be done

from that angle it looks cool

Someone bring her some cans of silly string.

Maybe. I think that the abdomen is too thick, but Crabman does play loose and fast with proportions to get the image he wants.

We need an upcloth (?) Pic or someone getting an actual selfie.

Remember that all the photos we've seen are taken by cell phones by people who are note great with photography. I'm sure it's more impressive in person.

are this persons friends posting here?

This is the actual size of the abdomen she made.

Will the next chapter have more Miia in hats?

Cosplay thread?

no , go away

no, go away to /cgl/

Do you think Polt has perfect control over her vaginal muscles?
Do you think she'd be able to milk your dick for semen when you stick it inside her, and clamp down enough that you can't pull out until she lets you?

>3D

like I said im interested in the technical aspect of it but you fucks keep making it about 2dvs3d

Will Miia ever don a Tiara or circlet?
What head ornaments would you want to see Miia wear that she has not already worn?

I want to see Miia as a head ornament.

2d to 3d is prohibited. 2d to 5d is safe.

Cmon. You have to admit she looks good.

A man dreams.

>Do you think Polt has perfect control over her vaginal muscles?
shes not a dolphin user

A Gigantes wearing Snek as a hat.

No. Kobold vagina is designed to be knotted, so it needs no additional mechanics of its own to restrain penises.

A flower and weird horn things, while wearing a little black bow Darling bought her on her tail

those flowers rape you,
seems like anything on alice person can rape

Hmm, I wonder what's in this treasure chest...

;-;

who's next birthday?

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Male kobolds don't exist therefore they are medium-sized vaginas.

None in July, so Zombina on August 15th.

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is there anyone else here at the Con? Or am I a lone operative

Who is in October. Zombina is next on August 15 unless I've missed something in the pastebin.

Newt is cute
I want to help her maintain her scales

I'm visiting tomorrow.
Can't miss that JAM Project concert.

> Male kobolds don't exist
Never played D&D, have you?

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NO
STOP

Who?'s birthday is in December 25

D&D kobolds are lizard people while polt is clearly a dog,
its pretty obvious they aint the same kobold.

Jesus

WHAT IS THIS? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FEEL THESE FEELINGS?!

Kobolds in the original module of D&D were dog faced

what with Japanese people and the name Alice?

Well unscrew me, Miia's in Oct.

> Her

Don't know about you user but this is Monster Musume...not shitty D&D.

> shitty D&D.
hey
it was fun back when i had friends

Second biggest fans of Lewis Carroll after Gothamites.

You know how Japan learned about Kobolds? D&D

You do realize every fucking character is directly inspired by monsters right? It's literally called MONSTER GIRLS. Crab has been incredibly dilligent about monster folklore and adapting them to be waifus.

The VAST majority of Japan's "Generic Fantasy" settings are cribbed pretty much entirely from AD&D. How the fuck do you think the nips even know about a European forest sprite like kobolds?

They are

1st and 2nd ed Kobolds were described as "dog faced" but still lizard people. When the Monster Manual was translated to Japanese "Dog Faced" was mistranslated as "Dog People" and the Japs ran with the misconception ever since

Miia's birthday is in Halloween
Lala's birthday is in Christmas
shouldn't be backwards?

Going to need one of these
Don't forget to compliment her smooth and shiny scales after you're done

Talking about mon musu universe not the material it was inspired by.
Did I trigger you?
I'm sure but d&d was inspired by other folklore and stories so it's still not a point as it isn't in universe lore.
I used to play it but the people I played with sucked and the game became boring and there was better games to play at the time.

>You will never make Draco smile

of course not , dragons are for slaying not laying

That job's reserved for Polt

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>you will never renounce your vows and dedicate your life to protect draco and make her happy