Kraut/pol/ - AfD General - Technig Edition

>15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
>15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents (in english)
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in German)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
hooktube.com/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
hooktube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
hooktube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

>WTF is going on with German politics? (in english by google translate)
archive.is/PYMkG

>Angela Merkels downfall will come (english language by Zeit de)
archive.is/Os8YU

Other urls found in this thread:

spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/facebook-gesetz-behoerden-nehmen-viele-soziale-netzwerke-ins-visier-a-1170820.html
twitter.com/SwiftSachse
aryangoddess.org/
vice.com/de_at/article/yw3b4j/wenn-sie-sich-keine-miete-leisten-konnen-sollen-sie-halt-wohnungen-kaufen
t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/parteien/id_82355906/petry-muslime-koennen-deutschland-zur-heimat-machen.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rostock-Lichtenhagen_riots
youtube.com/watch?v=iHPcKYMGdMo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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>Tech-Nig
Well memed, fellow memers.

pretty ded today. hopefully we'll be up and running again once spaniards are finished chimping out

spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/facebook-gesetz-behoerden-nehmen-viele-soziale-netzwerke-ins-visier-a-1170820.html

Apparently the Heiko law is going into effect on a bunch of sites, any chance that'll get taken down with the SPD gone?

desu kraut/pol/ is pretty dead since the election is over

>any chance that'll get taken down with the SPD gone?
no

Ösis should mobilize for their own election. We need to hold out until then. I think then we're getting more action in here again.

Well this is like GDR 2.0 except with a bunch of niggers and dune coons added in then. Could've saved ourselves a lot of trouble if we kept the wall up in the East.

Alice!

Lazy Ösis forgetting that they are also Krauts (Schnitzel-Krauts that is), and that they should use these threads to meme for their own election

Anschluss is non negotiable.

Bumping to wake up the eternal Michel.

Why do all lesbians in Germany look especially frosty?

this

Prussians out!

Any reliable news about who coalitions whom this time yet?

Was, zum Donnerwetter, haben Sie niederes Lustmädchen soeben über mich verlauten lassen? Es sei Ihnen zur Kenntnis gegeben, dass ich an der Militärakademie seinerzeit Jahrgangsbester sowie seither in mancherlei hochgeheimen Überfall auf studentische Einheitsverbände verwickelt war - mit mehr als dreihundert mir schon bestätigten Gefallenen! Ich bin für den beaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ferner der schneidigste Uhlan des gesamten Heeres seiner Majestät. Nun ist es mein Anliegen, sie mit auf Erden zuvor nicht erahnter Genauigkeit zu annihilieren und gedenken Sie meiner Worte: Sie glauben, Sie können damit davon kommen, solch einen Mist an mich oder das Zwischennetz zu tragen? Überdenken Sie's, Haderlump! Während wir noch sprechen, habe ich bereits mein Netzwerk von freischaffenden Geheimräten im gesamten Einzugsgebiet des Deutschen Bundes kontaktiert und eben sind wir daran, die Herkunft ihrer Brieftaube zu determinieren, also bereiten Sie Made sich auf den Sturm vor; den Sturm also jene Erbärmlichkeit fortreißen wird, welche Sie ein Leben nennen! Denn ich kann überall sein, jederzeit, und sie allein schon unbewaffnet in weit über siebenhundert verschiedenen Arten und Weisen zur Strecke bringen. Und nicht nur das; ich habe des weiteren Zugang zum gesamten Artilleriefundus von Sanssouci und gedenke von selbigem zum Entfernen der Ihrigen von der Oberfläche dieses Kontinents Gebrauch zu machen. Hätten Sie ahnen können, welches Ausmaß an Zerstörung ihre so klug daherkommende, jedoch törichte "Witzelei" über Sie bringen würde, hätten Sie womöglich gleich den Rand gehalten. Doch Sie konnten nicht, Sie wollten nicht und nun bezahlen Sie den Preis, Sie elender Idiot. Ich gedenke einen Darmvoll Wut über Sie auszugießen, dass Sie drin ersaufen. Sie sind des Todes, junger Freund.

nothing yet

kekd

10/10

Alright, thank you.

Bampen

Want some new content from me?

Who is this?

STHAP HELPING KONFED user

Top kek son

They won't even manage to form a coalition government by christmas.

Mariah Mallad

But we need more content!

I actually think it's a good idea to attack partial-birth abortion to break the ice on that issue btw. But I'd need a really good translation.

Not enough austros to produce some decent fp memes. My graphics skill are way too shitty

I really wonder who ever thought coalitions were even a good idea. It seems like such a blatant scam to just lose an election and then glue together with other losers for some lame de-facto stake at relevance.

Glad you like it, I'd been hoping for an opportunity to use it at some point.

I think many people still regret voting vdb after he said that austrian women should wear headscarfs against islamophobia.

Nah, Austria is cucked too.

There are actually people who make a living as "cosplay models"? Sometimes I'm glad I'm so sheltered, this world gets more sickening by the day.

The problem are

How much do women younger than 30 actually vote? Here in Germany, they have the lowest turnout.

>There are actually people who make a living as "cosplay models"?
jessica nigri makes over 50k on patreon alone each month

I want women to be mass-deported to Africa. Then they can all nurse their precious shitskins and build their leftist utopia (yeah, right) with them and we can finally launch artificial wombs mainstream and get to rebuilding civilisation with one more flaw removed.

You sound really bitter

Commies BTFO

hey again - i've made more stuff
>twitter.com/SwiftSachse
>aryangoddess.org/

We don't have AIs yet.

Good stuff

Women will soon lose their only selling point
free market always provides.

No data available. I guess it wont be much different than here.

Pic related is gudenus. He is vice mayor in vienna without much power. His father got sentenced for gas chamber denial.

Wo er recht hat, hat er recht. Proletariat btfo

vice.com/de_at/article/yw3b4j/wenn-sie-sich-keine-miete-leisten-konnen-sollen-sie-halt-wohnungen-kaufen

>Proletariat btfo
Ja leider macht die FPÖ unter Strache nur mehr sozialistische untermenschenpolitik, darum wär es bessre den Basti zu dem facshisten zu machen den die linken gern in ihn sehen würden.
hoff sie randalieren fest wenn er gewinnt.

Really? That wasn't what I meant to sound like. It's more like frustration, really. I live in this really beautiful town that has basically remained unaltered since the late Middle Ages. It drowns in shit and garbage since the cattle have moved in and when AfD held an election thing here a few weeks ago the place was full of shrieking holes who clamored about how "their children would not be safe" as if they had all already popped out their own pavement ape. I even shut a few of them up asking how I'd never seen any of them with kids to begin with (some of them were even literal feminists and all that) and if they would maybe consider just dating actual Germans instead if that's such a big fear for them. They just stared at me like cows with shell-shock until this one Innsmouth-eyed lefty faggot starting chanting "DIE PARTEI! DIE PARTEI!" - and they all just joined in like the trash they are. I mean if I have to stick my dick into a braindead object, why not make it one that can't be used to genocide me while I'm busy fixing all the other dumb mistakes the leftists forced me to grow up with? I'm twenty-seven and still constantly feel like I'm seventy-two.

Well, granted, but it doesn't have to be some high-end sexbot. Like, virtual-reality-goggles, the techno-womb and a fleshlight would suffice. It would be like donating semen or something and seem, to me at least, as if it could solve a lot.

damit hat er auch vollkommen recht, hätte nicht gedacht dass ich von övp nochmal was geistreiches hör in meinem leben.

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I have the feeling the election will change nothing. All this promises which will never be fullfilled.

>I have the feeling the election will change nothing.
welcome to democracy, the only point is to get as much amusement out of it as with every vote.

It really does sometimes. I'll be so happy when that happens.

ÖVP+FPÖ is still the least bad result for you.

and if we can radicalise the antifags to the extend when say loot and riot for a few days straight, we may see something done about it.
also most unpolitical people vote övp becasue they ever vote the same and once they also get attacked, we could see something beautiful happen.

We can be glad this cunt is gone

t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/parteien/id_82355906/petry-muslime-koennen-deutschland-zur-heimat-machen.html

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See this shit? See it? This is what I'm talking about. Bitch has five children and shills for the vermin that would fuck them all to death. The lesbo I can at least respect, she doesn't delude herself over who wears the target in this whole dynamic.

Checking this out now, thank you.

Women rights were a mistake

Well she is already setting up to get into the CDU it seems. That sounds like 90s CDU alright.

It's just basic cuckservatism.

Lads, do you believe Mitteldeutschland will secede at some point?

Word. I mean if they like kikery so fucking much I'm sure that Africa has more than enough long-nosed forelimb-rubbers for them to slowly bleed out and die of infection under. Pic fucking related, and if they then have the gall to complain we make like the Germans back when that name meant something and apply gas, then that's over with.

I doubt they'd let us, (((Kahane))) already said the east has to become bunt. I'm also not sure why Wessis want to get BLACKED so much.

bump

I feel hopeless and depressed over all this shit currently developing in all of the west.
Is there even a way to stop the NWO? I see that most people around me are okay with it, dont care and dont care to know. They think life will just continue being comfy and the same as always. When its changing everyday a bit more.

Because your glorious leadership from until twenty years ago teamed up with the Amazing Anglotrash and its wife's fat son in order to drill this shit into us from infancy. It's called cultural subversion and to do with the fact that you were regarded as too castrated to ever fight back to begin with while they apparently thought we would spell some significant moral victory in the ongoing assault on our culture and race. It kind of backfired in that of course we're now too hated and cucked to even enforce the shit that they needed Germany conquered for, but the end result is still Juda's chimp brigade stinking the place up. See also Kahane even existing. If you were good for anything bitch wouldn't have left Berlin alive. How many is she credited with torturing back then? Two-thousand? Twenty-thousand? Somewhere just shy of that Dr Gysi your votes kept in parliament until he could retire peacably. You Ossis like to talk so much fucking shit, but in the end the only thing that still puts you over the Slavshit is that the Yankees at least took pity when the damn wall came down.

Didn't need us to import the Turks or allow the 68ers to run wild. If it was up to Ossis Merkel would already be on the way to Chile.

get out of europe as long as you can, safe all your money for it and hope you make enough in time.
the only good germans also have already left, all awaits you on this dead continent is misery and suffering

>tfw no job because I went back to school
I am fucked.

That's bullshit. Where to would you even go? America and Canada are in worse straits than Europe, Australia is nice if you want to get ruled by Chinese and Indians in the future.

The 'all good Germans left' is on the level of 'all good Germans died in WW2'.

That too. There is no nation in the west which is not infected by this NWO cancer.

I only know that many germans left to swiss and austria, I might go to swiss too.

Remember those migrant buses get btfo by Saxons? It'll be tough to put mudgees there and they'd move back west or to berlin themselves.
Also Catalonia may or may not pose as an example for secession, depending on if they succeed

>I might go to swiss too.
there you have to deal with albanians, but a lot better than austria.

To shit up even the last vestige of our cultural influence you mean? She'd already have all the backup she needs to go there and tell them all about how toxic those German-style parades are? I can fucking believe that. Bought for a banana up the ass, I'm pretty sure I know why so many of you are atheists. If I was in charge you and your entire toxic filth of a breed would be part of Poland simply to spite you, bitch. The name you want to look up is Yuri Bezhmenov, and those 68ers were very much the tool they used. Only thing between you and the enemy is the "Anglo" before your ethnonym and you know it; shit, I figure the main reason any of you are even still over there is that they're still stuck waiting for their fucking trabis.

As bleak as it looks, German is probably in a better position than most of Western Europe. AfD is a genuine ethno-nationalist alternative, the UK has similar demographic problems with invaders but nothing to change it in sight, UKIP was a one man show. Stay strong, our ancestors stood and fought against worse odds. 90IQ browns dependent on gibs are nothing compared to Napoleon's forces or the odds faced in the 7 years' war.

>meme flag
>1 post by this ID
>Shilling for us to leave our ancestral homeland

Yeah, no....

You sound angry.

You are right. Thanks!

I just dont believe this situation will be able to be solved without violence, and wonder how bad it will have to get until the population will react.

you can look out for german colonies in chile, or paraquay, also on the phillipines and thailand
dont' come with this I stay here and fight bs, because we have nothing to fight with and our enemies outnumber us to a degree where it is considered stupid to go to war with inadequate equipment and manpower.
best way is to settle in a place where you ahve peace and organize further from there.

That's good. I was on a roll and figured I'd practice my bants. Any criticisms so far?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rostock-Lichtenhagen_riots

There's also this. They recently showed a movie about it again and advertised it massively, I think it might have had a different effect than what they intended.

Just incoherent really. Can't imagine why your arguments fell to deaf ears on your women.

Our enemies want to make our history all about WW2 and the 6 gorillion but check out some of the stuff faced by our ancestors. Don't despair.

Yeah I'm sure we will be much less outnumbered by non-whites in the Phillipines, Thailand or Mestizo-America than in Germany.

the eternal german patriot, yeah keep paying your taxes, because this is your duty as a citizen.

Yeah they tried to propagandize it shortly before the elections but most people can differentiate between vietnamese and arabs

I was thinking more that people might start doing this to the invaders.

>Yeah I'm sure we will be much less outnumbered by non-whites in the Phillipines, Thailand or Mestizo-America than in Germany.
why should I care when I live with them in peace and bring capital to their land, just have some years of peace there and decide then what ways we have to recolonize europe or if you jsut want to stay there.
But muh BRD patriotism

Because women are retarded, see above. What makes it incoherent? The Amazing Atheist reference too obscure? I was going to actually link one of those parades to make sure everybody gets what I mean in that part at least but couldn't find the video I had for that anymore.

>twenty-seven and still constantly feel like I'm seventy-two.

Shit bro that one hit the spot.
Anyone else got that /fühl/ where he wishes for a time to be again that he never witnessed?

I kinda think Petry is OK because she tries to seek a coalition; I think we need 2 wings to our movement: one to serve as opposition, and one to affect policy and slow down demographic change. She kisses up to the enemy to help the rest of us, I think.

So what, it's my honor. It isn't even a hopeless situation and you already flew to a country you're not even willing to disclose here.

Merkel is rubbing her hands everytime a White German leaves Germany

>White German
Bavarians and Ossis BTFO

I sure hope so. But I'd definitely be surprised.

If it were ever possible I'd go all the way back and invade France before their Revolution. What do I care for their coffee-drinking shill feels? Wipe it all out, I'd say, them and their guillotines and their lying leaders and holy kikes.

I don't disagree.
The people will think:
>Vietnamese are peaceful and try to assimilate. Ergo it's wrong to lynch them.
>Unlike Invaders who are outright hostile. Ergo it's justified to lynch them.

>So what, it's my honor.
You are a BRD cuck, you have no honor.
Your honor died in the streets of Berlin in 45
youtube.com/watch?v=iHPcKYMGdMo

Who do Germans back in the Spain vs Catalonia battle?

Been a pretty hard day being Beady. They're both just...awful.

Meanwhile in Austria, SPÖ hired a man named Sivlerstein to make a social media campaign and what they got was an "anti-Semitic and racist" facebook group that attacks ÖVP and puts Kurz in conection with Soros.
Say it with me guys: With

Jews

Spain, because catalonians are socialist subhumans, also the whole (((media))) is pro secession while they imprison german secessionists, so I sense the tribe is behind it again
I woul normally say just let the commies secede and let them rot in their shithole, but since they will most likely stay in the EU after it we will have to pay for another failed socialist experiment.
And I maybe old this awakenes the Spanish spirit again so they crush the commies and also crush democracy within spain.