Purposely swipe right just to talk shit

>Purposely swipe right just to talk shit
>Talk shit
This what you all liberals do?

Let's play a game, what should I do? Ignore or message. If message, decide what I'm gonna say to her.

tits or gtfo

>guess you won't like me

Why confirm for her how much of a beta you are? Let her do that for herself

Btw this is her bio.
>Purposely
Purposely my ass. I'm on here to talk to people. It's called civil.

just send a dick pic

I do what I want

Lots of lonely masturbation then

If that's what you believe but I'm not a loner just so you know. Masturbating is for losers

>mentally ill
>DRUMPFFFFFFSTSS
pottery

"never had a PB&J? well you can give me a BJ till I pee"
chxck thxm

>never had PB&J
>v. The Classic PB & J refers to the sexual action in which one stabs a partner, defecates on them, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with said partner.

do this OP please

Now we wait

you missed the "can" but maybe she'll respect that

Yeah i noticed and fix

>fixing typos
Fucking beta

You had one fucking job man.

I bet he cucks out when she sais yes

you fucking muppet

ask her if she wants to make an anchor baby

Lol sorry guys. Shit happens

>You never had a PB&J? Well you give me a BJ til I pee

wtf user my sides

>got a lot of fuckin nerve callin me on shabbat, on some bullshit

>"PLS CAN I MAKE YOUR ASS LOOK LIKE THE FRONT PART OF A BULLHORN IM AUTISMO PLS RESPNOD

Why do girls always say "Manage at Hollister Co" when they never were? im fucking hopeless

>If you voted Trump swipe left
>I swipe right on Trump voters because I'm a submissive little infantile left winger who secretly wants a real man

what is ?

I'm a solution to your simple minded ways, you could say - A FINAL SOLUTION.

If you play your cards right you can fuck her. I met a black chick on tinder and we pretty much do nothing but fight over politics, been fighting with her for over 3 months now all day everyday and we have been on like 30 dates that we spent arguing, I'm pretty sure I'm in love.

What?

>Manage at Hollister Co
what is ?

I don't think she's going to reply. She probably gave up

>wasting time on dates
why.png

good effort user, we'll get them next time

Stop replying. Move on to another girl to berate.

gods work. ask her to peg you

>> when you hate-fuck a bitch and force her to eat your asshole

>things that never happened
what kind of KEK goes dating a black girl 30 fucking times

>b-buts its all ironic!

fucking idiot you ruined it

You can hang out with women without dealing with the pressure of having to fuck them

>> not being married, starting a family, and buying land in a remote part of the US

I'd like that but sadly girls find me attractive.

Neck yourself nigger

She's a safe place whore. Fuck her.

>baka
You're either a nigger or a wigger. Gas

Sounds like a waste of time. Also, if it's "pressure" then you're doing it wrong.

>university graduate
>works a cash register at a fucking clothing store
top kek she'll never ever pay her debt off

jesus christ op

Its true. Libtard men are sissys. Women wants alphas, not beta cucks. in fact, I readed an article on this topic. Deepdown libtard women finds rightwing men attractive.

Can't stop won't stop. I'm In love anons

retard alert

you could probably be smashing this if you weren't an autistic moron

poor
Your first mistake was the typo, second mistake was correcting it, loses all power that way. Sad!

This
Keep entertaining us OP

Might as well post "plz respond"

Loool she's big 24 and she's acting like a fucking kid

PLZ RESPOND

Chicks love Trump fans. She probably wanted a hatefuck. The anchor baby chirp was top knotch lulz though. Fair trade.

fucking obvious she's a degenerate shitlib who just wants to get fucked by somebody who isnt a cuck, if she genuinely didnt want somebody who voted trump, she would be swiping left

I woke up to post this

U MAD NIGGA LMAO?
THIS TRIGGERED YOU SO MUCH YOU CAME ON POL TO GET SUCKED OFF BY YOUR FELLOW COMMISERATING FAGGOTS?
HOLY SHIT BUCK UP MAN GET SOME FUCKING MOXY.

is she even a spic?

Ok

Fixing typos? Fuck Man.

Can I walk you through this user, so you can demoralize her until she cries?

FUCKING TAKE MY ADVICE

Just smash

I know I fucked up but I don't give a flying fuck

...

You asked THREE question in a row. You don't get women interested in you by asking fucking QUESTIONS.

Especially more than 2 right off the bat. You make STATEMENTS.

Fuck man, this is amateur hour

write PLZ RESPOND

Come to Sup Forums with your next victim. I'll walk you through it. And you will get them both interested in you, AND make them shake with anger simultaneously.

she went to UCF, that alone proves shes got mental illness

That should've have been your first line (without the gay smiley) after her comment.

Ya blew it.

booooo. OP sux

Saw this the other day, can't tell if it's sincere or sarcastic

I've gotten girls like this to come over to my house within 24 hours, repeatedly. She literally contacted you so she could 'talk shit'...and she's in 'mental health'..

Those 2 points of info basically GAVE you her brain in your hand.

Lol guys, I only use tinder to talk to people. I have a gf and I don't really care that I fucked up. It's a tinder for fuck sake, it's full of dumb women

YOU:

"So you contacted me to 'talk shit', and you're in the 'mental health' field. A classic Masochist. Interesting. Must be what you do for fun."

YOU:

"Can't wait till you update your Bio to include "Kicks Puppies"....unironically."

YOU:

"They say people in the Mental Health field suffer disproportionately from mental illness. Glad you're here to dispel the myth"

Put me n muh aaaayyyyyy in the cap. This could be epic bread

This

>graduate

making a lot of assumptions there leaf

...

Why would mental health be an indicator?

Because women involved in mental health are 8/10 completely fragile and nuts, and wicked in bed.

male: guess you wouldn't like me since I voted for Trump
Translation: I want to see if this goes anywhere because I'm lonely

Female: I just rightswiped to talk show about you
Translation: I rightswipe everybody without reading their profiles because I thrive on male attention and validation, and I didn't expect you to message me, so now I'll act hard. My life is actually unfulfilling and lonely for reasons I can't figure out

really makes you think

>manager at Hollister

>'assistant' manager

OP:

"You swiped to talk shit? Cool, so did I. Get started"

assistant 'to' the manager

shakespearian pediatry

You fucking idiot

there it is

Hollister refuses to hire ugmos and fatties, she must be cute.

It's ghetto slang for being unemployed yet bragging about the clothes they wear. Look up any hoodrat on faceberg and you'll see "Manager at True Religion," "Manager at Gucci," etc.

lol. good try, though

Reply "You seem to be mentally well adjusted. Why are you on here?"

>I'm going to push my political view in my sex life.
No wonder why she still hasn't found a match yet

If you want any chance of reply from this mental shelf professional don't send anymore messages. If you get nothing back by tomorrow send her the punchline to a joke that's slightly derogatory to women and has the addendum "You're so cute." or some bullshit, then say, ""Sorry, wrong convo" and ignore her again.

>Just looking for Jim
>actually thinks she's a Pam
I guarantee that's actually sincere. Jesus Christ

Shoulda just called her a god damn idiot and left it alone