You are a "high schooler" and try to use the toilet only to be blocked by this wood be hall monitor girl

You are a "high schooler" and try to use the toilet only to be blocked by this wood be hall monitor girl.

What do you do?

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Pull back her eyepatch and let it smack her in the face
Chunni little shit

make like a tree and leaf

You need to respect her she has a whistle.

I'll make her blow my whistle if you know what I mean

Bribe her with Saury.

It's spelled would-be.

pretty sure its woodbe

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Distract her by pointing in a random direction and shout "LOOK AT THOSE 2 STUDENTS HOLDING HANDS!!!"

While she's distracted with that, go to the toilet and do my business.

i'd shit on her face of course

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"What do you think you're doing?"

How does she respond?

"Catching dumbass delinquent retards like you who ask stupid ass questions like 'what does a hall monitor do?' you brain-dead shit monkey. Were you homeschooled or something you dumbass?"

"I didn't ask you what a hall monitor does, but if you're going to continue acting like it's to prevent students from using the bathrooms instead of pissing in the hallways then it has long since stopped being a stupid ass question."

Kiss my waifu Shizuru.

Pick her up and proceed directly to the toilet stall with her

Then I do "THAT"

Lift her up in the air and drink her fresh piss?

If you are going to drink it it is better to drink it fresh.

I'd rather drink Akane's strong-smelling NEET piss tbqh

Why is the school allowing her to dress as a chunni?

That's the standard uniform. unless you want her to wear the boy's uniform.

I'll take that whistle and shove it up her ass.

Pull down my pants to reveal a diaper, then do my business in it right in front of her. That should show her.

Drag her inside and make her a human toilet.

Strangle her to death with her twintails then piss on her corpse.

Pick her up, and bring her into the washroom with me. I'll have her sit in my lap and cuddle with me as I take a dump.

"Sorry, i mistook that glazed over look in your eyes for tiredness when in reality in was just stupidity. I'm the fucking hall monitor and if you dont produce a bathroom or hall pass in the next 30 seconds im going to slap your shit into next week, bitch. Don't fuck with me because there ain't no way you can hang with this boss ass bitch. You've got 20 seconds to produce that pass or you'd better be getting your ass back to class."

pee on her

*Teleports behind*
Nothin personnel, kid.
*shits on her head*