Brit/pol/ - Disgusting fucking northern monkeys edition

Now that the dust has settled, can we please discuss how northerners are fucking cunts?

Seriously, i live in cornwall and i've noticed over the past years fucking chicken shop owners and "wheeler dealer LAHNDAN" types have been moving down here. No one likes them, they're all loud as fuck and the crime rate is increasing as a direct result of their migration southward (likely away from all the muslims in the north). Pathetic.

FUCK OFF NORTHERN MONKEYS!

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HAWL YOU YA CUNT AHL FUCKIN SWING YE BY YER BAWS OOT YER WINDAE

Brightonian here, can confirm northerners are fucking scum. Honestly the south should just break away since we pay all the taxes to subsidise them anyway

HAGGIS = STIRRED

How can this be a Brit/pol/ thread? Where are the links?

Fucking soft southern chutney ferret, had away and shite, cunt

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>Brightonian here,
Move there for the faggage did you?

Here (you) go lad

youtube.com/watch?v=briVKxMcU0c

Speak English you fucking subhuman n*rthern monkey

Cant wait tomorrow for the beer. Oh. Scrumptious. Oh tast-ee nectar. Fabba Fabba! Fabba Fabba!

Ooh aye you lads like a little red nose ooh aye? Ooh aye indeed?

The only thing northerners are good for is going down the mines, turns out the chinks do it better and for less. Consider yourselves outmoded, northern scum.

>Tfw no Trivago gf

>you're trying to leave the EU and this girl trys to stop you, what do you do?

Ee by gum lad, I got my pigeons and t' whippet

wantae tickle ma bawlbag while yer boggin sister gees me a chug?

Are you a sweaty sock mate or is this mere affectation?

It is too late, mom amis.

Too late, too late, but not late enough

Post haste! To the shop! Post haste! To my heart!

Is it time? Was it time? Is it time?

Time is up

aye mate had that scooter wheels fell aff it

*hand shakily hovers over remain*

SNP-san please

The weak become heroes and the stars align

Amen. They provide absolutely nothing of value and leave absolute chaos in their wake. They all act all cocky and 'ard as well just because they come from an area with marginally colder weather and infestations of muslims. Fuck back off up to the north, we're full.

Southerners are all nonces. The only real men in Britain are northerners

>and infestations of muslims
>t. sadiq khan

Are you that Scotch bloke off YouTube with the GTA avatar who slags off feminists? He's good him.

Holy kek lol

express.co.uk/news/world/861033/Catalan-referendum-Mossos-police-Spanish-Civil-Guard

Why such a retarded police system that divides loyalties? I've never seen the British police fighting eachother.

And this is what (((southerners))) export. You going to bid? Help the cause and lose your cherry at the same time...

southerners

>French soldiers shoot dead knife attacker who, shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’, killed 2 in Marseille

rt.com/news/405240-police-shoot-man-train-station/

>he thinks london is the south
>t. disgusting fucking northern monkey

northenrs are all wog paki leeches who let their women get raped and sold

Southerners are actual men who stand up for Britain

Don't have a youtube account.

What has happened to this country?

average poorthener

>t. abdul aziz ansari

....and leaving the eu

treasonous southern wets

Why that flag though?

Orlright mate, up the apples and pears an daaahn the ol kent road an I'll suck yer cock fer a bag of chips, gorblimey

Have Spain totally mishandled this Catalonia business? Have the essentially increased support for a cause by trying to quell it? Is it as if we had banned the Scottish referendum and had to deal with increased SNP support as a result?

Imagine fucking her. Just as you're about to climax she says Hotel? Trivago. The boner is gone.

Yes.

South votes Tory without fail.

Meanwhile inbred northern chavs vote Labour for gibs. Really makes you think doesn't it.

I am a wealth creator.

You are a parasite.

Enjoy your fig and camembert on wheat bread from Pret a Manger, cuck.

>annoying art school homo vs child grooming gangs

HMMM. WHAT A HARD DECISION

South votes Labour under a different name. We have no conservative party in the UK. Only 2 communist parties

Who's WN?

Fuck yes, the garda civil fighting the local cops, fire brigade (esp), and civilians will generate enormous sympathy. The one thing the catalans really lacked was foreign support, pressure the govt - but they'll get it now..

South?

Its art user

If you consider inbred manlets as "real men" then sure

Rate my autistic OC.

Tory = austerity + "multiculturalism"

Labour = no austerity + "multiculturalism"

acting like the Torys are any better you fuckin idiot

>not getting all your food from farms in somerset.
Trust a northern plebian to comeout out with such nonsense
youtu.be/jXGP1GGLDe4?t=4m54s

Clayton, a native Londonder vs Abdul ibn diddler a foreign invader. Really makes you...

Going to London? Better take these

What's that, white nationalist?

>Not being a republican
100% of all Monarchists are cucks, hence the term monarcuck. Monarcucks obviously would support a foreign institution ruling over Britain, be that the house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha or the EU.

Bait.

>some posh CATH LICK

The brother lives in London and wears Chelsea boots. I wear brown brogues.

"No user, it only cost me £350,000"

It's actual fact, German cummies boy. Slurpy slurpy!

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
I think the north is such a farce
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
I always take it up the arse...

Imagine the convenience though.

Every Remoaner on Twatter seems to be a social media manager

Does he also wear a tampon? Fuck him and his windswept hair. I bet he closes his eyes when he's making a point

Comfy. You could piss in the sink without getting out of bed

>When London are Northeners!

You inbred Cornish Twat, get out and see the world, just stay away from all major population centres.

Kind of hesitant buying this as I already have the PDF. But the PDF will never be read, because I can't reading books from a screen.

£23 is the cheapest I've found. And that's for them to print it themselves.
This isn't even in print, and there are barely any second hand copies being sold. It's sold out on counter-currents, but even they were charging shit loads for it.

First response decides if I buy or not.

How do you feel about ticket inspectors, brit/pol/?

Thespian appreciation thread?

welcome to democracy

>I bet he closes his eyes when he's making a point
kek

FUCK I WANT A HOB ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE NOW. London wins again. Back down lads, brexit cancelled

>i've noticed over the past years fucking chicken shop owners
Why have you been fucking chicken shop owners these past years?
>3322
awesome dubble trubble btwfamalam

Eh up mi duck there all fancy and posh in London I eard

I always just spend 10 minutes looking for my "ticket". they usually fuck off

>public transport
ew

Additional rooms are just a waste that needs cleaning.

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>i live in cornwall
sympathies

made me kek lad, thank(you)

Now it's time for me to educate you lads on what the north south divide looks like. Pic related, some OC

So are anglos but you don't see me complaining

The absolute state of northerners and southerners.

North - votes Labour
South - votes pro EU Tories
Midlands - votes pro Brexit Tories, West Midlands is the most pro Brexit region and Boston is the most pro Brexit town

>literallywheretherners
KEK

Boston isn't in the west midlands

Presbytery is no religion for a gentleman.

>Recucklican

>Wales promoted from principality to country
>Much less God's own country
You are messing with forces you cannot possibly control!

In fact the west midlands doesn't even have a Stump

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How it work there? here they carry handcuffs and can handcuff you if you don't co-operate or throw you off the bus/train etc

The only good thing that ever came out of the midlands was Fred Dibnah

Nice

>midlands

Muslim detected.

Toppest kek

You either get a fine or have to buy a ticket from the inspector. Happened to me one time when I was skint and had to get to work. Only have a few £ in my bank so skipped buying a ticket. The inspector came and I just pretended like I couldn't find it then had to buy one. Luckily I had just enough in my bank

Not sure about him- would much have preferred based Ann Marie.

Can aynone explain to me how London makes all it's money?
I know they have a big stock exchange and banks, but I just dont get it.
How do you make that much of a surplus with financial services and insurances? Is it literally just washing oligarch money?

Found out my ex of 13 years is in a relationship with someone else now after a year of us talking about maybe getting back together.
Relationship status changed a day after she asked me to borrow £300, which I lent her.

This is a really odd mix of rage and despair. I've not felt like this since my brother died.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Do it.

What site is that?