What is prison really like? I am going to be sent there for a really long time and I have no idea what to expect

What is prison really like? I am going to be sent there for a really long time and I have no idea what to expect

Has anyone here done hard time? Need stories and general advice

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it was CP wasn't it?

Lots of angry, violent niggers everywhere you go.

What did you do?

obviously

murder but it wasn't meant to happen. basically a huge misunderstanding

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Flee to a country that does not extradict to the US.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_extradition_treaties

STAHP

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can you go into detail? you might as well spill the beans since you're going away forever

I did a stint in county jail for a DUI. 20 days and I lost my liscence for a month. I went to jail so it wasn’t that bad, just very boring. You sit in a cell and stare at a concrete wall. Just you and that wall. You have a lot of time to think and imagine, but that’s basically it. You also think about what you did too. I haven’t drank a drop since that.

did you have to take a dump in front of other people´?

I got into a fight with my stepson and one thing led to another and I shot him. we hadn't been getting along for the past year and he finally just got to me, so I got my gun and threatened to kill him. I honestly thought the gun wasn't loaded but it was and I accidentally shot him. I panicked and left his residence and was arrested because some neighbor wrote down my license plate number. I know fleeing a crime scene isn't the smartest move but I freaked out and wasn't thinking straight

It's not a fun place. Try not to piss anyone off. Never take anything from other prisoners, they don't give gifts. Don't try to be a tough ass, but be defensive. Do not associate with niggers and do not look in other people's cells. Those last two are important things to remember. Never ever go near the niggers. Always hang around your own race. At least the white guys generally won't start shit with you for no reason.

And I know that is joking here but rapes do happen on occasion. Though most of the buttsex is voluntary as a form of payment for past favors, which is why I'm telling you not to take gifts from anyone. There is no such thing as free stuff.

Very bad advice.

you can make an excuse for the murder but you cant really make excuses for the death threats you've made

pretty much just run away, change your name or smth

Become a trap, go to women's prison

How exactly does one use the bathroom in prison. Can't other prisoners see you taking a shit. That's just gross...

I don't know about prison but I bet it's a lot better than fucking jail. I had to spend the whole god damn weekend in local jail which is bullshit because you're stuck in your cell 24/7 with literally nothing to do, no books or anything even. At least in prison you get out, you wander around, play cards, read, fucking watch TV even.

Of course there's also rape and murder so idk

flee the country and take your chances starting a new life somewhere else. you should really consider running to the Mexican border or Canadian border right now

lel

lmfao

>Be American
>Shoot your wifes son

Yes, you're having deja vu

>I killed my wife's son
Lol, I don't believe you and no-one should.

Best advice

SINGLE MOMS; NOT EVEN ONCE

Since OP is larping:
What is prison really like? I am going to be working there for a really long time and I have no idea what to expect

Has anyone here done hard time? Need stories and general advice

You're going to be going away for so long that nothing any of us can tell you will help. You'll learn everything on your own.

If you have enough money to make bail for murder then you might have enough to make a run for it. I suggest Mexico.

Also by the way you might have been able to save his life if you didn't run

My client went to prison, spent eighteen ears there. He says its best to be on the ground floor because you're closer k guards. If you're high up or in the back they can't hear or see you getting beaten robbed and raped. My client got gang raped by three black guys about six months into his sentence and it kept happening until he got himself out in isolation for possessing alcohol. Now he likes fucking men. Good luck

>i shot my own son after threatening to kill him
>it was a misunderstanding

Glad all the white niggers go to jail.

Anyway....Basically OP you are garbage and are being taken to the dump. From what i learned you have to beat the shit out of somebody as soon as possible in prison or you become a target of rape and extortion (people will take your snacks and stuff)

So if a nigger or a spic gives you a dirty look , or says something to you , or does something that you dont undertstand. You immediately beat the fucking shit out of them because your life and butthole depend on it.


Dont worry about parole or any of that. The people who follow the rules for whatever reason and exclude themselves are abused by the prison system the most and denied parole hearings. Good behavior in prison is actually bad. Just dont kill anybody or you will be in there forever.

Why have i seen this thread before?

sup clanton, enjoy your nigger dick

Get a TV in your room, read books, try to make some cool friends.

My first day of federal prison I found a magazine and a wunderbar on my bunk. I ate it and read the magazine, a guy came to my cell and informed me that I owed him, I told him that I had no money and nobody was going to give me any canteen, he said that was a problem but I could work it off in one of several ways.

None of the options presented to me were acceptable, so I threw him off of the tier since it was basically the same as one of his options anyways, just a different victim.
I was walking downstairs rolling up the magazine spine-out to return his property to his face a few times when tact tackled me and preztled me up and dislocated my shoulder.

I then spent 9 months in seg naked with only a canvas babydoll that I could choose to wear, or use as a blanket, or sit on, as my cell had nothing but a toilet.

The guy I fucked up was in a bike gang called the Grim Reapers and they were not to be fucked with, but for whatever reason nobody ever did anything to me about it.

When I got out of seg, they transferred me to a native range to fuck with me (I am white), and while there I got brought up on charges by the Native Council. That is a kangaroo court created by native inmates who judge transgressions against them/eachother.

I was up on charge for letting a door slam in the face of a native guy. But another native guy actually stood up for me and saw the whole thing, and truthfully recounted how I had my arms full of a huge stack of books and didn't even see the guy behind me.

So they got mad at the guy who complained about me. I don't know what happened with that. But it was a really shitty situation, I was alone in a room with over a dozen armed chugs, and nobody would have came if they had decided to fuck me up.

The native range was horrible. I actually LIKED it because it wasn't seg, and felt like shangrila in comparison, but seeing all those fetal alcohol bastards, it kind of reformed me, I just felt lucky after that, and grateful to not be them.

So, if someone offers me a soup without telling me what he expects in return, basically setting me up, should I punch him or say fuck off or just no thanks?

Anyone wondering for "cp" most days you're sent to a mental institute or have protective custody in jail.

Only time when pedos are with normal population is if yo're a violent pedo in some of the more harsher prisons.

Cheesepizza images only would be a low security prison, while acting upon and using violence or exploiting a child via recording with video, will yield you time in some of the harshest prisons on earth.

Decided to explain since i know Sup Forums is a big fan of pizzas.

Also im a lawyer

People who go to prison for longer than 10 years need to understand they are probly never going to mentally get out.

The best thing you can do in prison if you are in for a long haul is immediately make it known you wont be a victim.

the whole

>fight somebody on the first day

is good advice

You'll get chauffeured around by the guards and solitary until some of the inmates find out what you did. They'll bribe the guards to leave your cell unlocked, and you're going to die a death reserved for an elite few of both the immoral and unlucky.

Yeah you stole his shit

If somebody who is another race says something weird you dont understand. there is likely a translation problem and your safest bet is beating the shit out of them.

If its the first day and you are confronted make it known you are not a victim

I come from a rich family, so getting those things is not a problem but will tv actually make the time bearable? reading can get boring and I doubt i'd want to mix with the other inmates

>killed my wife's son
THE KEKS ARE REBELLING! THEY'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!

If you get to bring all your gay porn with you im sure you'll have no problems user

Do not pick up the soap.

and do I have to shower with the other inmates? I really don't want to get naked around a bunch of immature violent weirdos. I also just don't shower much as it is

those countries don't extradite you for stuff like esspionagge and corruption... for murder and kiddy-diddling you are literally sent back before you have arrived

don't they have anything to read? can you ask for paper and pencil to compose poems and letters of apology to the victims of your inconsiderate indulgence in post-vice existence?

that's why i have a bicycle and not a car, as you never know when was the last time you load your gun; you can write books in prison i guess. also, murderers are the most respected peeps so that's that

> gifts
i was wondering why mom said i should always refuse gifts
> t. warsaw pact citizen

> pretty much just run away, change your name or smth
good idea, america is a peace of cake compared to the old continent where you have to show ID and there are routine&random checkups
also, he could convert, become a mormon and rub shoulders with some ex-CIA men, plotting to eradicate the gommies

AS PER ABOVE POST. DO NOT PICK UP THE S O A P.

Don't make friends with anyone you'd feel wrong being indebted to. Only take favors from people you're willing to be indebted to. Don't fight unless it's an absolute necessity.

Big spooks if true.

he stole the hard-earned fruit of his mamma's labor, stuff she sweat blood for, day in and day out and he stole it like an ungrateful bitch, a rabid dog that feeds the hand of the starving man that gives of his own blood to feed him

This. OP, I know people who have done this and we still keep in contact. It's not that hard and you are a lot better off a free man in a foreign country than in a prison where you will most likely die or spend a good portion of your life in misery.

make sure you shower naked so other inmates can see what a Big Guy you are. once they see you're a Big Guy they will be intimidated and wont bother you.

Should have listened to the lord, the voice inside you told you it was a bad idea and you didnt listen and now you ended a life.
If your not larping you fucked up good and proper and should start praying and find a way to seek and earn forgiveness

i'm an atheist. I don't believe in religious dogshit

This is really old pasta

Enjoy the diet of pure semen for 25 years then.
>post pics of your shattered asshole when your out

I did 5 years for drug related charges and assault. Prison in America is probably different and more violent.

>shot my stepson

Wow you really are a scumbag aren't you.

Good thing they're putting your away for a long fucking time. Hope they lock the door and throw away the key, and never let you out.

Good luck getting raped by niggers for the rest of your life you worthless degenerate. Hope they turn your ass out.

How did his mom take it?
I guess she was pretty mad, huh?

Fuck off, we're full on fact we're spilling.

Perfect post.

Can you join the Aryan Union and participate in race wars?

nope

>Grim Reapers
grimreapersmc.com/
These guys look so scary OP. They are just waiting for the right time to get some revenge.

>I have no idea what to expect
me neither but it can't hurt to start lifting
don't choke on fleece johnson's porridge

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If min security it isn't bad. You just work out, read books and play improvised board games.

>those countries don't extradite you for stuff like esspionagge and corruption... for murder and kiddy-diddling you are literally sent back before you have arrived
well japan would give you a tv show and israel a seat in the knesset but yeah everyone else and yer fucked

>Prison
>for a really long time
Pic related?

its not so bad in there. plenty of time to read and work out. heaps of opportunities to fight if you like, its hard to get into good fights on the outside. its a real alpha male environment.

Learn practical martial arts. You will be fighting troublemakers a lot.

>Never ever go near the niggers.
So how do nigs act in prison is it exactly how people think they act?

when USA sends their people they don't send the best ones; they send the rapist, the junkies, and the killers. They are some bad dudes.

Good idea user, mexico sends plenty of their criminal scum into your country, you should return the favour.

Prison is the absolute worst thing in the world. Avoid it all costs and never romanticize going there.

If you are a white male you are stunting your growth and the rest of your life you have to overcome your criminal record when life is already hard enough.

If you're a nigger/non-white, idgaf go rot in prison.

Stop being a bitch.

Start building muscle and loosening your sphincter

kek

Question...

What would happen if you went to jail, acted normal for a bit, then one day go batshit crazy? Like sitting in chow hall, then out of nowhere just began screaming inhuman noises, attacking random inmates, clawing at their eyes, biting at their neck and to top it all off, scream absolute horrific sounds right in peoples faces as you kept doing so?

Im talking demonic possession, self mutilation, no regard for anything batshit crazy? The kind where someone ALWAYS attacks anyone that even come into view?

^this right here dude
if you do come from a wealthy family like you say. take the chance and bolt!
sounds like you already have a life lag ahead of you. so why not take the gamble and bug out!
the worlds your oyster, take this as a blessing to throw off the chains of modern man.
fly you fool

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Different mc, the one I am talking to patched over to the machine in the 90's

Felon here ;w; 6'3 100% white. I dindu nuffin ;w;

They act like niggers. What else would you expect. Don't be a coward bitch weakling and don't escalate shit that you don't intend to finish.

You still with the mom?

Underrated

Of you're calm and strong people don't mess with you.

>one thing led to another
>he just got to me
>honestly thought it was unloaded
>accidentally pointed it at him and pulled the trigger
>i panicked
>I wasn't thinking straight
Oh well it was obviously all just a huge misunderstanding then, just show the judge this post and it'll all blow over

OP, this is what you need to do

1.introduce yourself to the white guys as soon as possible (if your white)
2.say you would like to ride with them, or accept their invitation to join. this means you get their protection in exchange for you being part of the group. you can try doing some lone wolf shit but it's most likely not going to be pretty. it also means that you might have to protect some of your own.
3. occasionally they might try to make you do "work". this means selling drugs, hurting snitches or rivals, or participating in a riot for the whites. if you don't do these things you will be a target yourself. so you have to find the right mix of doing enough but not doing so much you'll get extra time
4. the most important thing though is to not get into debt in prison, and do not snitch.

all in all prison isn't as bad as it seems. you can get high, you can get drunk, you can get tatted, and if you have someone putting money on your books you'll even be eating alright. you might even make some good friends because living together for a long time and protecting one another yields powerful relationships.

source: i've been in the system

>accidentally shoot my wife's son during an argument
Possibly the most 'Murican thing I've ever read.

Might as well prep your ass now

>good behavior in prisonis actually bad
Do you think you're in a movie or something

Do you think he's going to prison in France or something?

you'll be labeled as a j cat and most likely the staff will put you with the real psychotic inmates, the ones that talk to themselves for hours on end in their single cell. you don't want that.

and if you somehow didn't end up in the psych ward? you'd be dealt with. gangs aren't afraid to kill someone with mental issues.

They look like a bunch of fucking inbred redneck trash.

>Mexico
>prison
Ummm

What were the options?

What were you in for? How did you avoid getting dragged into it for life? Is it usual that they'll expect people to do things for them on the outside if you get paroled?

What do you do with your hands when you are talking? It gets to be so awkward just haging my arms limply by my side so I like to hold on to things and what is more natural than a loaded firearm with the safety off? I mean jeez, a cabbage wilts on you and I'll keep smacking things and breaking windows if I use a shillelagh.

>I accidentally shot and killed my wife's son after intentionally pulling the trigger of a loaded gun pointed directly at him
Well damn dude, if you're telling the truth I can't say you don't deserve prison for that, full retard. Maybe you'll learn to not murder your children after a few years behind bars with Tyrone.

I don't have any advice I just wanted to say it's probably for your own good to do some time, you need to work some shit out.

Gay for the stay