Why don't they just shoot him?

Why don't they just shoot him?

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Because if they did Index 3 will never be made.

Is this worth 100eps?

You mean 75 since you should make sure to skip the Railgun fillers unless you want to go through hell itself.
Yes.

The man is just a broken shell of himself now. Someone should just end it all for him. It would be more merciful.

He'll be fine. He just needs a good sniff on a fairy and everything will be better.

IIRC a normal force of vanilla spec ops soldiers easily took him down.

Touma has a plethora of known weaknesses that the antagonists compulsively ignore.

Because he is a nice guy.

He literally has plot armor

>watching for anything other than railgun
get out.

>not watching for accel

>implying element won't shoot him

But he was already shot

Twice, even.

>Element shows up
>Element's members are vampires
>Element shoots Touma and pulls Aleister's life support before sucking his blood

Guns are illegal.

>he gets shot in chapter 1 and is absolutely forced to stay in the hospital
>shit hits the fan in his absence and we get another OT15/NT4 with Element, Kamisato's faction, whoever Mikoto can assemble, Item, etc.

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Why is the Touman so Manly?

This nigga gets it

Touma a fucking shit

Just show him the past few threads for this series and he'd shoot himself.

>butthurt Kamikoto haters shut the fuck up
>thread becomes good
Reminder.

We just kind of ended on a high note right now, maybe there's hope.
There isn't.

I remember once describing it as "Kamachi makes Monogatari not shit". Seems about right to me.

touma a shit
plot armor
horrible character design
stupid hair

>you bringing that shit up
>thread becomes shit
Great job you fucking moron

someone once describing it*
Obviously wasn't me.

Best

Shit like this is why angry Kamikoto haters exist in the first place. Shut the fuck up.

Kamikoto hater will ruin the thread again with this, just shh

More like it got commandeered by people talking about the other Kamachi works instead.

Raildex Checklist
>Waifu/Shipperfags
>Anti-waifufags/Anti-shipperfags
>LRD
>THK
>Normalfags
>Lolifags
>Mikotofags
>Frendafags
>Misakifag/Itsuwafag
>muh anti-Kamikotofags
>Toumafags
>Stiyl Magnus

Touma a shit, can't wait for his dead

Shut up. Sunekosuri a best.

You a shit

Thank god for them. With the way the thread was I'd even take the return of Accelspammer.

You obviously just started lurking these threads today since you lack the godawful morning star shitposters, the 'magic is shit' shitposter and the Haruuefag.

What was her fucking problem?

Kill yourself, Kamisato.

These subs suck

All three of those are probably the same group and they appeared at the same time, namely within the past couple weeks.

I could beat Touma's ass without trying. Bitch nigga

She's psychotic?

Sexual frustration.

>Mikoto cant compare to Accelerator as an esper
>Mikoto cant compare to Accelerator as a tsundere
>Mikoto cant compare to Accelerator in my heart

>the 'magic is shit' shitposter
That's not even a thing..
>Haruuefag
It's just one guy messing around, not even harmful to a thread.

>Can't rail the Stiyl
>Can't bail the Stiyl
>Can't mail the Stiyl
>Can't ail the Stiyl
>Can't fail the Stiyl
>HAIL STIYL
>Can't jail the Stiyl
>Can't nail the Stiyl
>Can't tail the Stiyl
>Can't wail the Stiyl
Which one sounds best lads?

She needs Hamazura's dick.

[K] None of the above.

She's salty she was left out of my harem

Your mean

>That's not even a thing..
Yes it is. See desuarchive.org/a/thread/143142186/#143155089

What about my mean?

Stiyl is ESL shitposter, confirmed.

That faggot still owes me a fucking ouija board curse.

>literallywho isn't useless anymore

FUCK you

Relatively new to this bullshit. What exactly does "ESL" stand for?

She's the modern day's Katejina

Excel Stands aLone

>implying himegami would take off her walking church to help out

If you don't know what ESL stands for you're either ESL and don't live in America or you're extremely sheltered.

Threadly dose of Rakko.

I was there for most of that thread, dude. It's not. It's more like something used to promote discussions that often comes out from magic vs science talk.

Endex Stiyl Laura

Electric Sexual Lady

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Except he kept bringing it up in the next threads like morning star

Everyone Skip London

That reminds me. We need to show more appreciation for Carissa. She may have lost the battle but she won the war.

Eternal Secondary Language

Enticing Spanks Leggings

>Brexit was her doing
Bravo Kamachi

Fuck, I assumed it had something to do with the series, hence my asking.

Nah, that one guy complaining every thread about magic power levels is a shitposter, he keeps bringing it up in other threads. Makes me wonder what would happen if they read Blood Sign.

English as a Second Language

Ethiopian Soccer League

He's small-time and relatively harmless. You seriously can't compare him to more autistic and harmful spammers.

A handful of threads isn't every thread. Again, powerlevels is one of the most used topics to have decent discussion, anyways.

Will he ever be shirtless?

Electric Sparking Logistics

Excellent Saiai legs.

>wanting to see another man shirtless

Fucking faggot

Enlisted Sanctimonious Legend

Unrelated, but just to make sure, you're not the same guy asking that about Shinichi in every Detective Conan thread, are you?
Polite sage.

Last night I had a dream. I dreamed that Kamijou was beating me to a pulp while I screamed and cried for help, then I crawled over to a computer and shitposted on Sup Forums. Then Index came over and stroked my head and kissed my cheek and said I could lay my head on her lap, she had finally regained her memories of me and Kanzaki and was crying because she saw how bruised I was, how I had suffered for her sake and waited all this time. I told her it was all over and said I will stand with her all my life, and Sup Forums gave us their blessing and all was well. Then I woke up

I see this dream many times lately, it must be a sign

Maybe next volume since it's a forced swimsuit one.

Reminder that time travel is just teleportation in a different "direction"

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I think Oriana fucked things up even more then Touma

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RED
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I didn't even know we have DC threads, so that should answer your question.
Sounds great, when is it releasing?

>dark long haired and busty teasing girl

Always the best girl.

But what do you do when there's two?

You forgot backstabbing

Early August. Cover and extended summary in a few days I think.

Eat shit Stiyl

Pick the younger one. I hope she becomes a recurring character, despite her treachery.