You shouldn't pick on the flat chested

You shouldn't pick on the flat chested.

That's right. Whoever makes fun of justice is an enemy of mankind!

I rather cuddle with them.

Pure flat is boring though. Budding mounds of fat is where it's at.

It can't be helped.

Excuse me sir but don't you think it's a bit odd for a man to wear his hair in twin tails?

You should ask Tail Red that.

That's literally the only thing they're good for though.

Marry Shizuku and enjoy fresh milk for the rest of my life

Flat is justice and love.

>look for flat chests
>only find loli and boys

Does no one else desire non-loli non-gay flat other than me?

Nonsense. Cute DFC girls is what I dream about every day.

Maybe one or two more anons are with you.

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The flattest isn't even flat

Can I hit on them, instead, then?

A - Acceptable
B - Tolerable
C and up - Disgusting

>Aika is flatter than the boy

dfc exists to be bullied

Yeah dude, I agree. Flat girls aren't that great. Of course her flat chest doesn't complement her petite lithe body. I bet you wouldn't even look down her shirt as she's yelling at you, admiring that you can see all the way down to her tight, fit stomach. I bet it wouldn't even turn you on to rub her sensitive breasts as her nipples harden and she eaks out cute moans. And who could even get off holding onto her distinctly feminine hips while plunging yourself inside of her, watching her modest chest heave up and down as she experiences a woman's pleasure for the first time. And it would be so annoying to have her want you to rub her breasts in the post coital glow so that "her breasts can get bigger." But yeah, flat girls have no appeal.

Her large tits will get saggy once she gets old

S ranked cup

You're grasping at straws there, flatfag.

Nay. Remove cowtits.

Why does your kind always try to apply real world problems to fictional characters? Anime girls will never age, get saggy breasts, or grow fat unless the creator wants that and draws it.

It's the only thing flatfags can say against cowtits.

Flat girls usually have fantastic vagina bones

Aesthetically, dfc is the better option. dfc is consistent. It will always look the way it is no matter the artist. Cowtits harbors a broad, arguable definition that ranges from pleasing to atrocious. Those who are disinterested with uncertainty such as myself should not like cowtits.

Semantically, cowtits are implied to be negative. No decent person would want to be associated with a cow. However, delicious flat chest is quite the compliment. This is because though flat chests are understood to be a bad thing in some cultures, adding the delicious prefix gives it a positive meaning. Therefore, if one has no complimentary way of addressing it whereas the other one does, I would assume the one with the better moniker is the better option.

Practically, dfc once again is the better option. Cowtits get in the way of everything where it's only benefit is to be groped. There is a culture of women who have the breast near their dominant arm removed for the sake of improved archery. Female runners aren't known for their large breasts as well because those things will weigh them down and tire them quicker. By that logic, cowtit girls are more vulnerable targets when being chased down by orcs/rapists (and in some instances ntr.)

In many scenarios, dfc trumps over cowtits. What shit taste this thread is when they cannot value what is better in many ways.

tl;dr: dfc

Big tittied girls who pick on flat chicks with superior legs and asses have no idea how hilariously out of their league they really are.

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>Flat girls automatically have better legs or asses
You're retarded

>pears

The absolute best.

But teasing is fun.
As is dicking them.

>Dicking

This here ain't great for that despite being totally flat.

Why would I do that? My waifu is flat-chested, I love that shit.

>Hori

You got patrician taste in girls user.

Good one, user. I'm not talking Hori.
I'm talking about a Prince, and her name is Yu Kashima.

>Kashima
Best prince for Hori.
Too bad Hori wouldn't accept the skirt and matching shoes that Kashima set out for the senpai.

I know I would've, and I would have tried them on in front of her.
Goddammit, Hori, why do you have to fuck everything up with the best girl?

But they're very self-conscious

Cute.

Froleytia is easily the least attractive Object.

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PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

It's called perflat for a reason

But they're so fun to bully.

What if the flat chested picks on you?

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>You shouldn't pick the flat chested.
FTFY

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Then she can fuck off back to Flatistan. I don't need to take her bullshit.

> virgin detected

all tits sag when women get old. Even the girls with small chests

> being a nigger

I like how this guy never answered my question from because he obviously doesn't have a valid response.

How do you prounce her name?