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HEL O HUM AN
Cooper Hill
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Juan Taylor
I favourably consume plain dry toast for fulfilling my daily nourishment requirements
Levi Bell
>*breathes heavily*
>*tastes the air around you*
>I hope I have your support in 2020
Camden Moore
Dune, but with Zuck as a worm
Nathaniel Evans
>>*tastes the air around you*
Topjej
Aaron Anderson
cant wait to become a man-car
Noah Harris
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Aaron Nguyen
Please allow me to clasp your palm against mine in a show of support for my impending action
Please use your vocal dialogue with friends and blood kin to affirm my impending action
Nathaniel Wood
>how does one write a symphony?
Jeremiah Myers
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Jose Fisher
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Kayden Gray
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Elijah Watson
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Joseph Cooper
I am expelling air from my "lungs" while shaping my tongue and mouth to form words that impart meaning.
Caleb Richardson
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Nicholas Sanchez
kant cucc teh zucc
Luis Bell
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Adam Garcia
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Owen Ward
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Blake Johnson
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Matthew Harris
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Josiah Campbell
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Logan Wood
man i hope someone wastes that jew..
Carson Turner
He looks like George Soros in this
Wyatt Roberts
I can see this as being a way to waste time but hardly a hobby.
Connor Taylor
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Easton Nguyen
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Nolan King
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Nathan King
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Justin Cox
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Adam Young
Nathan Stewart
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Bentley Hughes
Inspiring man.
Leo Nguyen
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Aiden Howard
Hunams!
Jordan Allen
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Asher Morgan
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Hudson Gomez
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Levi Martinez
wtf is zuck doing at the war college?
Kevin Jackson
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Nolan Evans
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Bentley Sanchez
>Breaks through your ceiling
>Nothing personnel kid
*Deletes facebook account and all posts*
Kevin Clark
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Brody Reed
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Tyler Johnson
>he's just like other humans!
>he eats ice cream!
>he reads maps!
Bentley Baker
aware me
Hudson Bell
What this guy did was so unremarkable. Facebook is a glorified myspace. It won't last. What has he accomplishe compared to the great innovators of the past? This guy is going to lead the nation in 2020? He's so creepy.
Nathaniel Rogers
He banned me from Facebook from posting a pic of Oswald Mosley
Christian Cox
>awkwardly pics at hem of shirt
Jace Thompson
Z U C C
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C
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Benjamin Taylor
That's actually interesting. Lizards aren't allowed to lie about that sort of thing, they usually just change the subject.
What IS it?
Xavier Morales
If this fucker is even entertained as a possible presidential candidate, then the left have learned nothing from their previous shit-showing and deserve everything they get.
Thomas Lee
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Samuel Edwards
>DESTROYED
These are golden.
Ryan Jenkins
he who controls the delegates controls the presidency
Jacob Ramirez
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Nathaniel Peterson
This dude is autistic as fuck man
Owen Garcia
>*Teleports between you*
>Pishttys, vote for my kiddo
>*unsheathes autism*
>TnkU fellow Living Anthropomorphic being
Dominic Brown
hi
Caleb Thomas
fucking lmao
Kevin James
hay
Jayden Morales
kek
Connor Ramirez
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Leo Cruz
Time to put your human mask on, Zuckerburg.
Thomas Myers
did his wife tell him to pose like this?
Oliver Morales
>88
David Sullivan
>is this how you remove a fish creature's intestines? very interesting. please feed me more data
William Carter
HUMAN AT SIGHT; MONSTER AT HEART
Alexander Foster
>american flag
Thanks for the laugh shart
Parker Myers
That's exactly an article that a lizard would endorse
Owen Collins
DON'T LET IT INSIDE, IT WILL TEAR YOU RIGHT APART
Michael Richardson
This thread is very interesting and full of data. I have learned how much of a positive impact I have on my fellows humans and their day-to-day human activities in which I partake. My organic neural networks are brimming with thousands of terabytes of this newly found data. Please present me more my fellow humans.
Hunter Stewart
how should we name this? zuckposting?
can't wait for 2020
Zachary Cruz
fucking a
Jonathan Sanders
Hello my fellow human. I did mean to cause you any emotional distress. Please continue to interact with fellow humans such as myself in the regular manner we humans socialize. I will absorb and categorize the data you produce while we humans socialize in the culturally acceptable manner.
Jace Diaz
This one is great in its subtlety
Jaxson Cruz
>Sick bloated dog reminds him of America.
>He cannot help the urge to rub his merchant hands inside the dog.
>"I am god" he thinks to himself as he violates the dying creature.
>His assistant being a normal human being throws up to the horrific scene.
>Fires her on the spot for this.
MFW reading last paragraph.
Carson Turner
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Elijah Barnes
When the hell are they going to replace these defective yesterdays models
Henry Bailey
Lt Commander Beta
Aaron Ortiz
i have bee zukked for 30 days. no clue even why
Juan Rivera
These are the good ones and feel almost like they could be real. The others throw the word 'human' around too much and are too obvious. They should be redone in a similar style.
Liam Thompson
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Joshua Morris
Deactivated FB, on day 3. I constantly catch myself about to get on it when not doing anything... Social Media is the wurce
Jeremiah Wilson
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Hunter Allen
Thief
Christopher Flores
GIVE ME MORE DATA HOOMAN
Kevin Wood
Just think about how disappointing it is and distract yourself for 1 minute.
Angel Foster
op or whoever makes me laugh every night with this
Owen Watson
One thing about memes, the human face is the most interesting terrain
Well done, op
Xavier Thompson
sounds like something a lizard would say
Anthony Price
He who controls the memes, controls the universe
Gavin Hill
tran scend
Isaiah Robinson
>let me spend hours photoshopping this man's beautiful lips because I'm totally not a faggot with daddy issues
Owen Thompson
Lost it at posing naturally
Hudson Flores
The left can't meme
Blake Clark
Fixed it.
Isaac Bennett
It's a meme you dip
Nathan Butler
MARK GIBE ME THE ZUCC
Ian Roberts
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