Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fight?

Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fight?

I hope not.

Well, i could always hide and make a Flamethrower out of a lighter and a spray.

So, i'd probably beat Matoi.

Asuming she has her magic from either the main series or Prisma Ilya, no. Otherwise I think I'd be able to easily beat a loli in a fight

Fuck off.

No but it would turn me on if she beat me up so its really a win for me

>Implying I can even see her

Now why in the world would I do that?

id want her to win

>Lighter
>Spray
>Not igniting your flames with JUSTICE.
Your sissy fire won't do shit.

i really want her to kill you

with my 8 inch cock lol

I don't know. Probably.

My waifu can beat up your waifu

I wouldn't want her to actually beat me up, but the fact that she could easily do it turns me on for some reason.

Hell no. But she likes me trying to anyways.

Nah she's around 16.5 meters tall

...

Trope conventions dictate that I would somehow be able to defeat her first simply because she is afraid of hurting me because I'm a human bean, even although I have wet noodle arms.
Then I get to fugg her for a few hours in the butt and ejaculate several times inside her before she then starts getting serious and uses her lightning powers to knock me out cold.

Then she'll apologize to my unconscious body for being so rough to me.

Dunno if that's true.

I don't think so. I would love to have a sparring match with her though.

Are she allowed to have weapons?

I can take her no problem but I'm not shonen here enough to punch back an anti-matter bomb.

But what if I only fall in love with girls that are stronger than me...

Then you are the male equivalent of an Amazon, who must only snu-snu with a male who is stronger than her.

Having a girl that is physically much stronger than you but can't help falling for your cock and acting all submissive as the result is literally the best fetish.

Snake?

It would take Joseph Joestar-tier planning, but I think I can pull it off.

Why am I seeing so many new tripcucks this weekend?

No, and at any rate I'd take a dive and let her dominate me.

No. I would never hurt her. But if it was a sparring, for example, swordfighting (as we both practice do it) Then she would have no chance. She is too cute and weak for that

I'm not gonna fight Tomoko for your enjoyment op.

>her
>she
>She

She would probably enjoy some slaps and punches.

I know, but what's wrong? She''s too cute and innocent to be treated like that everytime I post her anywhere.
inb4: faggot

Nothing wrong with being a faggot.

Finally, adequate user

Why is everyone talking about the possibility of their left hands beating them in a fight?

But...he's a guy

Ricchan would beat me so easily she would look at me like this

Dumb luck then

I know. But I love her (or him if you insist) and can't help it

I've got literally hundreds of waifus, even if a bunch weren't magic, I'd still lose on account of numbers.

you're a bad man

>man
Silly goose, I'm a cute little girl~

She'd massacre me.

She doesn't know how to fight but she would break me with her natural strength

Is it a fist fight? If so then I'd beat her but if she is allowed to use her magic I'm dead

Not a chance.

>Dumb luck then
You wouldn't go full #YOLO plan for your waifu?

No, not even close unless I got magic hero powers for some reason just for being in Flonyard.

Not when she drives her giant robot.

In the manga she knows kung fu but I don't know about the anime.

I would need to be mind broken before I could fight my waifu. I kind of already am, but still.

What do you mean by "kind of already am"?

My brain is hurty.

Still the same question

What kind of fight are we talking about? A fight to the death, wherein she and I are both doing our best to kill one another by any means necessary, a sparring match, a playfight...?

No. Would be down in a moment.

>fight with ryuuko
>she pins you to the ground
>asks if you give up
>kiss her instead
>she spills spaghetti everywhere
>turn the tables and start showering her with kisses

Most likely not

how are you people even considering laying a hand on your waifu
this just proves that you arent worthy of her
you fuckers

>Which one?

I was thinking more of using my dick.

This is sad if they really allow themselve to fight with their waifus, but I suppose, that manypeople are talking about sparring

Yes, I would. She's disabled.
Not posting her because she's off-topic.

I'm not gonna blog here.

My waifu could beat me any day of the week.
as long as she cleans up afterwards.

Fuck. No.

Ok, sorry

It's okay. I would, but other anons get mad about it.

Why? %%Do you have tulpa?%%

No.

So, it's something off-topic then?

>he's stronger than his waifu

she is sadly just a cartoon, cartoons can't fight
so I guess yeah

She knows it

Does this glove allow her to slash her wrist to feed the shirtsleeve uniform?

Come on, is not that hard. Two thirds of the Fate cast already took turns beating her shit out in fights.

Yes.

No

Even without her punch ghost?

I'm pretty sure I can beat the shit out of Rei. Although, why would I ever want to?

She can't

Oh I seen what she can do in the anime. No way in HFIL I could.

No

No, but being punished with telekinetical thorn vines wouldn't be a problem for me.
I indirectly win anyway.

If Saber's not allowed to prana burst, any athletic highschool male could kick her ass.

Holy shit that art. I'm assuming GoA.

I guess if you draw the same character for over a decade you get pretty good at it.

I don't know, what level is she?

All you have to do is deceive her into attacking two people who have nothing to do with the fight. It won't be that hard even if she does have retard strength.

Yes. But I won't fight her. She's pretty harmless without her Mobile Armor.

No even though I'm pretty strong.

She doesn't use prana burst when practicing kendo with Shirou or Taiga.

hell no

I could wrassle her.

She'd out-shoot me, though.

I'd be dead before I realized what happened

You can't fight a concept, user. Unless you're Akemi Homura.

I would never fight her. She is weak enough. Although it's a whole other story, when she gets into unit 00. Then I don't stand a chance.

I'd fear to even fight her

Considering that my waifu is retarded since being raped by an autistic bird, I'd say I could.