Monster Musume

SLIMY SLIMY WITH SUU

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I would lay eggs inside of Suu~

Are you a burd/snek or even worse a mantis-man?

>Implying Suu wouldn't lay inside you first.

Wasp plz.

First for delicious snek

>not eating deep fried snake every night and washing it down with cobra whiskey

Pussy

I wanna slimy slimy with Suu

I want to FUCK this snake!

She'll an affectionate little Jello cup.

Get in line

Snek worst girl, Slime best

I'm sure snek is enough of a slut to suck all your dicks in a row.

Does that make me third in line?

Suu's greatest advantage comes from her ability to have Beer tits
>you will never suckle your favorite beverage straight from Suu's inverted nipples on her beverage swollen tits
>why live

Bucket Suu is the best Suu

Yes
Too bad the line doesn't move

Slime a no personality shit. Cerea a besto.

>You will never see Miia tenderly loved

THANKS user, LETS GET SLIMY IN MY ROOM!

Bucket Suu is a cutie. If I found a Bucket Suu at my door stop, I would take her in and invite her into my home as a new family member.

Pot calling the kettle black

Suu in her most deceptive form.

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I want to marry this snake.

> Not dorks.png

>Too bad the line doesn't move
I'm sad now

I want to do illegal things with this snake

Like buy her Kinder Eggs?

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What kind of legal things would you do with that snake?

JUST

Meant to spoiler but w/e

Those aren't illegal in Japan are they?

File my taxes
LEWDLY

Oh baby

Eating snake isn't manly, it's just delicious.

Best Suu cosplay that I have seen yet.

I want to kidnap and brutally rape Papi while purposefully leaving clues to her location after I've taken her.

Then I'll wait until I hear SWAT banging on my door to rape her one last time while stuffing her panties into my mouth, the last thing I ever taste being her dirty underwear sweat as I take my own life.

Someone arrest this man.

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I want a Darling

I'd go to a fireworks show and sit on a large blanket with her as we hold hands

That Cerea is short, but okay. Who the fuck left the bucket of tallow for Suu?

>PDA
>legal

Why don't you just whip it out and start jerking off while you're at it?

Colored Miia villain when?

Jappy 4th of Huly.

When you ask the guy who's coloring those pictures.

God helps those who help themselves.

>first we had meme snake spam
>now we have Mary Suu spam

Can you guys control yourselves? Give it a rest for a few hours.

Happy Undie/Pantsless Day.

Shut up before I turn you into glue.

>This IS what the founding fathers had in mind.

t. horsefucker

Nice shitpost.

Kill yourself.

>it's another autism hour
Oh well, more productivity at work for me then.

Will give it a try.

Humans are the real monsters

I said I'd leave clues to her whereabouts after I took her.

I wouldn't let her suffering continue forever, I'm not selfish enough to steal her light away from this world forever, leaving it to freeze and die.

You know you're only saying that so you can tell people to make room for "Cerea > everyone else" shitposting, right?

Yeah but SWAT can't unrape her

No but they can take her away from me before she's reduced to a broken, battered, and semen covered corpse.

Re-requesting a better resolution of this image or at least the Miia if anyone has it.

Would you still love your favorite girl if she made animal noises instead of talking?
i.e. Miia hissing, Cerea neighs, Papi chirps, Mero making fish sounds or whatever.

But she's mentally scarred for life now

>Miia hissing
Hot
>Cerea neighs
Weird
>Papi chirps
Cute
>Mero making fish sounds or whatever
???

Not if she chirped, no.

If she squawked or clucked then yes.

She is being stolen from me.

I'm the victim here.

Crab may have just been shot at comic con. Turn on any news station

I would fucking love Miia even if she could only speaking in sensual hisses

Reminder that Suu is the only Monster Musume that has defeated all of the others 1v1.

>fish sounds
youtube.com/watch?v=vd0EFSEK74g
on yo dick

>I'm the victim here
You fucking wot m8

Vagrant was subdued quickly. Nice try though.

Yukio.

I've had thoughts about my snake daughters learning to hiss for the first time, being amazed with themselves, and then refusing to stop unless I give them attention or pick them up.

I'd be up for it.

No, another one is there apparently.

Fuck off Mero

Post proof or get out.

Someone with a hose or in a pool.

I told you I would protect the crab

'Murica

My sweet little bird is being stolen away from me, I'll never know the sweet caress of her tongue against my erect penis ever again.

No more nights cuddling up against her arms which have long since been stripped of feathers, relegating her to simply sitting on the ground like a sad, crippled chicken.

It's just endless suffering in either prison or hell.

How am I not the victim?

Probably an edgy Lalafag trying to impress him.

What if Cerea made that "harrumph" sound? Around my dick.

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Yukio defeated 4/6 without even trying.

user are you okay?

I want to spread Cerea's lips and give her some good head.

Jesus

Did they get "Polt" to sit on him until the cops arrived? Or did she save Crabman with her thunder thighs?

Imagine how much more he would love Cerea, if it turns out the bullet shot a Cerea cosplayer in the costume's ass.

Please don't use Polt's name when referring to that mass of lard.

Don't talk bad about Crabman. He's not even that fat.

>insulting the crabman
get out.

Speaking of chickens.

Theoretically speaking, if a man were to have kidnapped a girl and locked her up in his basement, how would he go about controlling her diet to give her a physiology similar to that of those delightful dinosaurs?

This is your date tonight.

Appears to be an asuka fan.

No
Just no

Not really, no.

user you misunderstand; there was a 6' whale cosplaying as Polt.

Crabman is 100% lean kobe-beef.