Kantai Collection KanColle

How would Iowa celebrate the 4th of July while in Japan?

Find the nearest US military base and go nuts in American nuts.
Not like a bunch of Nips are gonna give her the proper dickings.

I feel bad for her, she probably can't even feel those inferior japanese cocks.

Jealously sit in the corner with Yamato, Musashi and Tirpitz while the US Carriers get all the attention and the Jap Carriers commit suicide.

>Tirpitz
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She'd just spread the love of FREEDOM to Japanese shotas.

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The Tirpitz was more useless than the Bismarck so I thought it the better of the two to mention.

Bismarck would be sitting with Kirishima, Hiei and Taiho - fought one battle, kind of did something, but got BTFO pretty quickly.

Taihou

Technically it's a long O, there's no u in the transliteration.

Sadly 4th of July celebrations were toned back to the point of being canceled in Japan at the moment.

Iowa 'defeating' all of the other kanmusu when?

Derpitz was at least more useful on paper than some of her Japanese counterparts. It took the Brits several attacks with monstrously expensive bombs to put her down while several of them went down as ingloriously as Royal Oak did.

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Tirpitz is not in KanColle.

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Actually she could theoretically be a part of the world that KanColle takes place in, along with every other ship in service during WW2 (and Miyuki).
Of course since there is no girl version of her in the game, there's no real point in bringing her up.

Also meant to reply to as well.

Thank you Freedom Fairy

This is a KanColle thread.

>Shota
Muh dick

Shota is the best

.....and......?

There being no Tirpitz character in KanColle means that bringing up Tripitz in a KanColle thread is dumb.

Thank you freedom fairy.

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Would you date best starter?

The lack of Loli and Female Admiral in the Threads and the community overall is disturbing

Female admirals are the best

Loli is non existent

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Thank you, Freedom Fairy.

Date, fuck, marry, turn into a mother.
Not necessarily in order.

Keep Enterprise, Battleship X when?

Fuck your gay little boys without dicks, this is AMERICA thread

Thank you Freedom Fairy.

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Overrated Battleship.

You want a real American Battleship, give us Washington or Massachusetts

I hate Danbooru translations.

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r8 my battleship

I hope to turn her into a real Shipgirl one day

Reminder South Fatkota shot down many planes when Japanese air power was still a thing.

I beg to differ.

A retard would do that, yes.

I rate this 7.8 DeciChernobyls out of 10.

You seem to be mistaking retardation for not giving a fuck.

I really haven't.

Because there is no way a loli can pass the physical requirements to become an officer, even if she somehow has a degree.

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Whatever you say m8.

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Tell me about Hayasui?

Why is she so cute?

Don't even want to molest her.

Quick suck sucks quick.

inb4
>monkey
>cute

You don't go to other threads on Sup Forums and start bringing up characters that don't actually exist or do you?

You can just filter that retard.

no, I would marry the best starter,

My daughter isn't that kind of a girl.

Your daugtheru a slut.

where can i get the fill picture user?

Only in your fantasies, m8.

Slut.

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Posting more FREEDOMs.

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Have you met your daily burger requirement today?

Guess me and Shigure are allowed to love each other.

Fuck off dyke.

THANK YOU FREEDOM FAIRY

>dyke

Fag.

Correct

No Kaga no life

Eating ice cream and donuts will make you fat, Iowa.

Enterprise a shit, seriously

Why does no one talk about these two?

Fuck multiple times a day to burn the fat and build muscles

Uh I like how big their breasts are.

Fuck off Kagafag.

Don't forget their ass.

>Implying only Kagafans dislike Enterprise

>Kagafans
You are the only one who ever hates Enterprise in these threads.
You are also the only on to ever un-ironically use the term Kagafan. Fuck off.

You first

Couldn't make it any more obvious Kagafag,

Love how he's acting like another person.

Get banned fucktard.
Your waifu is a slut.

The Tirpitz exists.

>not TOO MUCH HIGHPOWER MAN guns

Thank you Freedom Fairy

This is too cute

Show me where Tirpitz, a character in KanColle, exists.

That's Akagi.

Kaga is burning in the background.

>mfw stuck in pastaland on vacation for the fourth

I want to do things to these Germans.

Thank you freedom fairy

>Kaga Akagi Houshou adorable 7
Post 6 you little shit.

This is what freedom looks like
Remember this

When will the sisters be unveiled? I wanna see USS Wisconsin already.

Thank you freedom fairy!

Aw yeah.

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Kissing with Kasumi.