I want to look EXACTLY like Shinka!

I want to look EXACTLY like Shinka!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>tfw shinka

Being a girl isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

I mean would you REALLY want to bleed from your crotch every month? Seems ugly.

How big are Shinka's clots?

slut

I just want to be pretty and dress up in cute clothes.

I want to look EXACTLY like Akebono!

Shinka doesn't do that. Shinka is a Goddess.

The main problem is that your mind would change as well, plus the disadvantages during intercourse. So there needs to be a lot of disclaimers: You need to be a beautiful girl, with your mind being unchanged (so rather male), sensitive enough to easily come from vaginal stimulation and with very light and undisruptive periods. With all this met, life would be so much easier.
Aiming to be a 2D girl solves most of that, though.

Yes, 3D girls suck in most ways. We're all well aware.

I want to fuck you if you look EXACTLY like Shinka

But would he fuck you?

I can safely say that if I looked EXACTLY like Shinka I would fuck any user.

Why would you ruin yourself like that? Anons are not worthy.

I doubt that. There are a lot of ugly anons.

I'm fully convinced the people who always bring up "WHOA BUT PERIODS MAN THEY'RE LIKE THE WORST THING EVER BLEEDING FROM YOUR CROTCH THATS CRAZY LOL" every time this kind of subject comes up are just women trying to trick people into thinking their lives aren't turbo-easy mode and better in just about every single way.

Anons are special. Most other guys are off the table.

I want to be Shinka and take throbbing dog cocks.

Or maybe it's easy to say the grass is always greener when you know you'll never be proven wrong by experience.

>implying lolis menstate

I WILL look EXACTLY like Asuka-senpai!!

Whatever protects your ego, lady.

How does he know for sure? Did he make another male profile?

>male dating profile
>responses
That's a funny joke.

Kyoani, why do you do these things to my penis?

Not that user but I agree with them. How many millions of years have women lived with periods and they managed just fine? It can't be so bad, as if it were natural selection would've weeded out those women a long time ago. Face it, periods have to rank at the level of minor annoyance for the vast majority of women.

And if I ever were a girl I'd want to look exactly like Ryuuko.

>Face it, periods have to rank at the level of minor annoyance for the vast majority of women.
Periods are actually MORE of an annoyance to modern women in the West and Japan than they were in the past, because women spend a lot less time pregnant.

I want to look EXACTLY like Haru

>those abs
Fuck. Why is Haru such a good trouser snake-charmer?

I want to be Sakura and seduce Anons into fucking me.

What the fuck, does everyone in this thread just want to be a cute 2D girl and have sex with everyone else here? It's not j-just me?

They still remain nothing but a minor annoyance.

Compared to the mountain of benefits women get periods are nothing.

Why do you guys even think it's better being a girl though? What makes it worth having stomach pains every month, having to risk bleeding through your clothes, having to go through painful child birth, being physically weaker and therefore at risk of getting injured, raped etc? I don't get it.

Women are not physically weaker, they're better than men at MMA.

This

I want to look EXACTLY like Shinka and get gangbanged!.

I doubt it.

>Get pregnant

wat do?

How do you know when you've never experienced them? For some girls sure, but others have to deal with awful stomach pains one week every month.

...

Why dream about being a girl when you can instead work on becoming a qt trap?

>20x more choice with clothes and accessories
>no society push to be manly, tough and support the family
>it's okay to be lazy and stay at home
>never a chance to get forced into army
>in the West your country literally gives you free shit
>sex feels better
>4x less chance of getting murdered
>half of the society is expected to be nice to you

Being an ugly woman must be quite shit though.

I want to be Kumiko.

You people are misunderstood here, Sup Forums wants to be a 2D girl, not some 3DPD.

I'd take either, honestly

Free shit? Like what? And who says sex feels better, 80% of all women have problems getting an orgasm from sex. This is all just a case of the grass being greener on the other side, I've heard lots of girls who say they wish they'd been born male, but truth is both sexes have it pretty much equally bad. Although it also varies from person to person what sex they'd be happiest with, depending on personality and stuff.

when you're a complete slut you won't have problems reaching orgasm
aka: user

youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU

I fully agree with user you quoted, but that was a good point.

...

>And who says sex feels better, 80% of all women have problems getting an orgasm from sex
It was retarded that he even said it in the first place, but remember where you are. That's not exactly a big boon for people who don't have sex anyways.

And think about it for a moment: for men the most stimulating sexual experience is having sex with a woman. For women it's fucking a vibrating contraption. No people are a match for the hitachi magic wand. That fucking sucks for the opposite sex, not being as good to their partner or potential partners as a little machine.

>For women it's fucking a vibrating contraption. No people are a match for the hitachi magic wand
Is there data to back this up? My readings have taught me that female sexuality responds more to foreplay, technique and sensual contact than >OH YES YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR DICK IN ME SO GOOD

I'm a faggot and that's fucking gay.