New Murican Thread

Starting a new 'murica thread cuz there were too many damn japs in the last one. God bless the USA.

>Manifest Breastiny
Ok I admit that one's clever

Allahu Akbar

Sorry but this will forever be the definitive MURRKA girl, and her cute sidekick Nihon-chan.

>Manifest Breastiny

Where are they from? I must read it.

it's one of Tuna Empire's doujins

MINNESOTA checking in

God Bless.

MAINE reporting in

Michigan here
best in the midwest

MONTANA SAYS HELLO

Hello from Oregon

Duluthfag here.

UMD?

Georgia reporting in.

New York reporting in :^3

California being fashionably late as usual.

Kentucky checking in

Quebec here.

Texas here.

Washington state here

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Louisiana reporting in

New york checking in.

Transferred to twin cities for various reasons, but Duluth is still home.

Montreal here.
What are the chances we can annex Vermont?

Ah. I transferred to Duluth. East metro is home for me

NJ reporting

Best State Granite State saying hi

How do Iowans feel, having their ship whored out and used by everyone like this?

Feels great man

Texas

Eye dat ho checking in

Arizona here trying to not melt.

Okinawa checking in

Hi Michigan bro

Ohio checking in

>trying to not melt.
Fuck, I'm going to vegas in a few days. I can already tell I'll be in the hotel all day.

Another Minnesotan here. Feels good.

California o7

Texas here

Illinois exists

>Manifest Breastiny

noice

Battleship Texas here, send umbrellas for the falling bullets please

Florida here. What anime character embodies Florida?

California here

C/a/lifornia reporting

Ayy I lived there when I was a kid.

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Wisconsin reporting for duty
-_-7

Best Carolina here

Missouri Here!

>confederate flag
Fuck off traitor scum. This is an america thread.

VA fag reporting in

Offshore kiddie porn director/producer checking in. (Cabin cruiser registered in MD)

>no flag-pin on lapel

Manchurian ship secret communist sympathizer.

Who /texas/ here?

Ohio here, fuck you

The true best in the midwest is

represent

Iowa is from New York.

Alaska here

This desu senpai

Let's all remember that best girl is an American.

oh damn son. Anchorage or Fairbanks?

Reporting in

Please don't use that bootleg bitch to represent amerifats.

Anchorage

Neo-American here

Califag here. Who's /boomingfireworks/?

It's a fucking warzone out here. My neighbors just lit their god damn tree on fire.

>You

Florida representing.

Do they always pair her with Britain? Because that would be good.

Colorado here. Seconds left in the day

Washington reporting in.

Oregon here, third most weeb state next to Washington and California. Go Best Coast~

>that fine as fuck word play.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

go cats.

I'll be down there in a few weeks or so, I've lived in this state for over 20 years and yet I've never visited it.

What with being a Dallasfag and all. I hate this place.

Phx, Arizona checking in.

I've always enjoyed these threads even as an outsider (Sweden) because people generally seem to be more relaxed and less hostile to each other in these, plus burger memes and muh freedoms.

It's hard to believe that even weebs get boners from freedom though.

DC reporting in

MD here, everything I ate tonight had Old Bay in it, some stereotypes are true.

Wisconsin reporting, we have our grievances, you have clay that rightfully belongs to us, but still, you're family. I will defend you to the death against vile coasties.

St Paul>Minneapolis

for the 4th I just climb a hill and watch all the illegal backyard fireworks. It's fun.

O-Ontario here, c-could you guys please just annex us already?

Both suck. If you're not living in the suburbs, you're doing it wrong.

>Trudeau wants to let in Mexicans without a Visa now

thanks weedman

Just realized if you convert 69.92126 inches to millimeters it's 1776. Murica.

But then people would be robbed of the ability to make day trips into your province to buy everything at half price. That's not something I'm willing to sacrifice.

Our fireworks laws suck. We shot a few rinky dink ones. I don't exactly know any black market illegal fireworks dealers.

Check.

maybe it's cuz there's a drought and fires are a big problem here

CT here, just split this failed state between our neighbors so I can stop getting taxed out the bumhole

Don't you fucking think I forgot about you you piece of shit. I'm riding my ethanol powered steamboat upstream as we speak so I can take back my ship.

I lit 3 lawns on fire. I rode my longboard down a park trail while carrying lit fireworks and when I looked back there were three separate fires that I had to douse/stomp out :^/

You personally might be fine, but your state and its retarded local government needs to fuck right off.