Starting a new 'murica thread cuz there were too many damn japs in the last one. God bless the USA.
New Murican Thread
>Manifest Breastiny
Ok I admit that one's clever
Allahu Akbar
Sorry but this will forever be the definitive MURRKA girl, and her cute sidekick Nihon-chan.
>Manifest Breastiny
Where are they from? I must read it.
it's one of Tuna Empire's doujins
MINNESOTA checking in
God Bless.
MAINE reporting in
Michigan here
best in the midwest
MONTANA SAYS HELLO
Hello from Oregon
Duluthfag here.
UMD?
Georgia reporting in.
New York reporting in :^3
California being fashionably late as usual.
Kentucky checking in
Quebec here.
Texas here.
Washington state here
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Louisiana reporting in
New york checking in.
Transferred to twin cities for various reasons, but Duluth is still home.
Montreal here.
What are the chances we can annex Vermont?
Ah. I transferred to Duluth. East metro is home for me
NJ reporting
Best State Granite State saying hi
How do Iowans feel, having their ship whored out and used by everyone like this?
Feels great man
Texas
Eye dat ho checking in
Arizona here trying to not melt.
Okinawa checking in
Hi Michigan bro
Ohio checking in
>trying to not melt.
Fuck, I'm going to vegas in a few days. I can already tell I'll be in the hotel all day.
Another Minnesotan here. Feels good.
California o7
Texas here
Illinois exists
>Manifest Breastiny
noice
Battleship Texas here, send umbrellas for the falling bullets please
Florida here. What anime character embodies Florida?
California here
C/a/lifornia reporting
Ayy I lived there when I was a kid.
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Wisconsin reporting for duty
-_-7
Best Carolina here
Missouri Here!
>confederate flag
Fuck off traitor scum. This is an america thread.
VA fag reporting in
Offshore kiddie porn director/producer checking in. (Cabin cruiser registered in MD)
>no flag-pin on lapel
Manchurian ship secret communist sympathizer.
Who /texas/ here?
Ohio here, fuck you
The true best in the midwest is
represent
Iowa is from New York.
Alaska here
This desu senpai
Let's all remember that best girl is an American.
oh damn son. Anchorage or Fairbanks?
Reporting in
Please don't use that bootleg bitch to represent amerifats.
Anchorage
Neo-American here
Califag here. Who's /boomingfireworks/?
It's a fucking warzone out here. My neighbors just lit their god damn tree on fire.
>You
Florida representing.
Do they always pair her with Britain? Because that would be good.
Colorado here. Seconds left in the day
Washington reporting in.
Oregon here, third most weeb state next to Washington and California. Go Best Coast~
>that fine as fuck word play.
ayyyyyyyyyyyy.
go cats.
I'll be down there in a few weeks or so, I've lived in this state for over 20 years and yet I've never visited it.
What with being a Dallasfag and all. I hate this place.
Phx, Arizona checking in.
I've always enjoyed these threads even as an outsider (Sweden) because people generally seem to be more relaxed and less hostile to each other in these, plus burger memes and muh freedoms.
It's hard to believe that even weebs get boners from freedom though.
DC reporting in
MD here, everything I ate tonight had Old Bay in it, some stereotypes are true.
Wisconsin reporting, we have our grievances, you have clay that rightfully belongs to us, but still, you're family. I will defend you to the death against vile coasties.
St Paul>Minneapolis
for the 4th I just climb a hill and watch all the illegal backyard fireworks. It's fun.
O-Ontario here, c-could you guys please just annex us already?
Both suck. If you're not living in the suburbs, you're doing it wrong.
>Trudeau wants to let in Mexicans without a Visa now
thanks weedman
Just realized if you convert 69.92126 inches to millimeters it's 1776. Murica.
But then people would be robbed of the ability to make day trips into your province to buy everything at half price. That's not something I'm willing to sacrifice.
Our fireworks laws suck. We shot a few rinky dink ones. I don't exactly know any black market illegal fireworks dealers.
Check.
maybe it's cuz there's a drought and fires are a big problem here
CT here, just split this failed state between our neighbors so I can stop getting taxed out the bumhole
Don't you fucking think I forgot about you you piece of shit. I'm riding my ethanol powered steamboat upstream as we speak so I can take back my ship.
I lit 3 lawns on fire. I rode my longboard down a park trail while carrying lit fireworks and when I looked back there were three separate fires that I had to douse/stomp out :^/
You personally might be fine, but your state and its retarded local government needs to fuck right off.