Rewrite

This gonna be trainwreck isn't it ?

Nope, AOTS confirmed.

>Key

i fuck your mom

Its not maeda key though

Anyone else hate the OST? I know it's from the game, but I didn't like it there either.

Is this your first KEY show?

You're fucking crazy.

I played the VN and I declare this a trainwreck.

Wtf was going on when they went underground, that isn't supposed to happen like that at all.

That and they didn't play music in a lot of parts and it was just silent conversations, or him talking to himself with no music so it just felt weird.

This is a trainwreck but for some reason I watch it because of how horrid all the other releases have been so far.

>Wtf was going on when they went underground, that isn't supposed to happen like that at all.

You just don't like it because a girl usurped a man. Please don't be sexist.

At least is better than berzerk

why does this season have to be so bad

>This gonna be trainwreck isn't it ?

it isn't a disaster already? I think i blacked out for a few minutes watching this tripe. The mc is utterly detestable, and there isn't a single girl in the harem worth paying more then 20 seconds on for their intro alone. Terrible and annoying.

I remember Key anime being better then this filth.

Should I read the VN before watching this?

Don't watch this
Don't read the VN

It's one of the worst VNs I've read, easily the worst Key VN. Don't waste your time mate

If you'd like.
The anime is gonna be an original route anyway, the worst that could happen is it spoilering you the various routes while also getting you interested in reading the VN. It's a pretty nice VN, especially in comparison to the standard Key titles.

It already is a trainwreck after the first episode, OP. How it is that the first episode was over 40 minutes long and they barely established anything? VNfags will try to defend it by saying "Oh, but it's made specifically for people who read the VN, that's why you don't understand it and it's not by Maeda!"

GARBAGE

I'm a VNfag and I'm condemning it because it made tons of really dumb shit up and did it all wrong. This is not worth defending.

Sad because this was my favorite VN I've read probably. I'll stick with this at least and see if it somehow redeems itself.

At least you're not delusional. I've got attacked in the threads for mentioning it's genuine faults for new viewers. Then I got more replies for saying that an adaption should stand on it's made for new fans and not just for the existing fanbase. And if that's not enough to annoy us, the VN fans are constantly spoiling that shit.

It's hard to say but Rewrite has a love/hate relationship amongst Key fans. It's completely out in left field compared to the rest of their novels but some people obviously loved it. I wouldn't say that there are a lot of Key threads on Sup Forums but Rewritefags always seemed very vocal in defending the VN compared to everything else Key did. Defending the anime will likely be a part of that as well.

The episode was so boring. It had no real sense of flow and I was struggling to stay awake midway through.

It's fine in the context of a VN but feels extremely forced in the anime.

I'm just watching this for Eri Kitaruma. Is the girl she voices best girl?

Even if the show does end up being bad once it's done, I can guarantee those fans will still insist on it being good and will start comparing it to Key's previous works. Actually, I've seen a lot of them get mad already about the scores and feedback the first episode got and they've already started attacking their other works.

That's the same feeling I got as well. The last 10 minutes or so ruined it for me.

Common route was golden
Moon was good as well
Akane route was interesting

40% of the VN was pretty good. Too bad the rest was mediocre at best. Still was fun to read.

I'm just watching it for Kotori.
Shake it now when?

The first half of the episode was such a typical VN bullshit with introducing each girl, worthless best friend and MC having monologues constantly. It made me stop paying attention when shit actually started happening.

Rewrite is the only thing made by Key that I like

One of the best points in VN is various strange things happening but its treated like normal and you subconsciously roll with it because MC does that too.
And then Leaf dragon appears and its fucking hits you its not normal at all and what the fuck where you thinking.

Anime failed in this regard.

It would have been even better if Key wouldn't have spoiled the fact that it was going to be chuuni in the marketing before the VN was released.

this right fucking here, goddamn

I mean the anime kinda tried to do it but it doesn't really work in the timespan of like 20 minutes, as opposed to who knows how much dialog in the vn

Spoiler-free Rewrite synopsis for animeonlyfags:

Rewrite tells the story of Kazamatsuri Bond, a 27 year old agent of U.N. Special Ops (UNSO).
Bond was an edgy kid, he enjoyed killing bratty children's parents in front of them.
He fought the terrorists of the Greenpeace conglomerate with every drop of his blood, no matter how many dinosaurs they had.
Both factions were fighting over a nuclear device called the Lock, which could destroy the world.
During one such battle Bond was defeated, and put into a coma because of the nuclear device.

Now at age 27, after waking from his coma, Bond decided fuck it and to enter school again, because he still looked like he was 17 from nuclear radiation.
Well he actually has amnesia as a side effect, but he just wants to live it up at school like he never got to.
He wanted to get a girlfriend, mess with his best friend, join a club, become a TV reporter and grope some girl's tits.
To get all of this, he joined a club where he reported on Paranormal stuff with the other members.

Little did Bond know, the members were all undercover agents of UNSO and Terrorist Greenpeace!
His childhood friend also turned out to be the girl whose parents he killed. Apparently she resurrected them into plant zombies, because she's a magical sage.
One friend is a UNSO top agent, one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self, one friend is literally worse than Hitler, and one friend is a walking biohazard.

If that wasn't enough, the Lock turned up again, starting another war. The Lock is actually a cute deadpan girl, with an obsession for Bond. She sneaks into his bed at night and haunts him.
To top it all off, Bond's blood is now nuclear residue which he can shape at will!

Now Bond must choose a side, but no matter what happens, the earth is fucked either way.
Unless of course he can become a tree, build a canoe with his wood, fly it to the moon and terraform it. That would solve everything.

Written by Romeo Tanaka.

Remember to rewrite yourself.

This is all true, isn't it.

not at all

Pretty much.

ReLife was pretty entertaining to watch

Not even best Kotori

BABY NOW?

Whoops, forgot the image. This is a first

>Written by Romeo Tanaka.

Stopped reading there.

Shizuru x Tree doujins when?

>It's a pretty nice VN, especially in comparison to the standard Key titles.
I'd say it's the weakest modern key VN.

Never. Shizuru is a pure angel

It's doing better than expected, not that that's saying much.

Can't help it, they blew quite a bit of budget on the second opening, but at least we got REWRITE OF ZA RIFE out of it.

The slow build up is one of the best thing about the VN

desu you're all pretty dumb

The common route antics were pretty great.

I just got around to watching this.

It feels like a shitty, derivative KEY-inspired fanfiction.

you've seen one episode... please either refrain or read the VN

This

try nekopara instead

>girl upsurped a man
Completely unrealistic.

It's like they decided to just do fanservice for fans of the VN.

>ReZero is getting better
>Tattoo seems like it'll be above average
>The youkai show might have some promise too heartwarming wise
>Daddy and child show is heartwarming
>Soma is Soma

Haven't jumped on ReLife though but so far this season will be like last one.

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DELETE THIS

>forced OST

Just watched the first ep, that was the most convoluted waste of time ever. The dialog was stupid as fuck, long ass monologues proclaiming your first and last name, really? Nothing happened and all the characters are grating. The attempts at comedy were god awful and if Berserk wasn't playing this same season, this would take the shit covered cake.

>Nothing happened and all
That the only thing you got wrong.

Tell me what the hell happened besides a bunch of shitty characters appeared on screen with chunni personalities and said their full name like they have never met each other until now?

The only Key thing I've really cared for. I loved the first episode but that's probably because I know literally everything that's going on. I'd probably dislike it otherwise. If it stays as fun as the first episode I'll be happy.

I'm saying this as an anime-only faggot- I actually enjoyed the first episode and found myself laughing at the MC's antics. !Sasuke trying to act the role of the delinquent but being foiled by the MC was also fun to watch.
Only painful thing is how it feels like it really is a VN adaptation. The narration is jarring and doesn't work well for an anime. The opening scenes made me think this was some sort of post-apocalypse world and the MC is the last person alive but then I realized that it was just the effects of over-forestization, if that is even an acceptable word. Eventually, after I watch the anime I'll play the VN and realize that it is just as shitty but really, I don't know what you faggots are bitching about. It's a weirdly fun anime to go into blindly.

>comparing Godshino to Sasuke

What part of "I'm an anime-only faggot" did you not get? He's got the same hairstyle as that faggot, of course that's who I'm going to compare him with.

Oh things DID happen then they never got brought up again and didn't affect the plot therefore nothing happened and was a waste of time. It was a pretty shit first episode.

Slow down there, it's a joke.

It's not the usual Key VN, not the worst one. People really should stop expecting another Air.

>one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self
I am the wood of my tree
Fiber is my body and cellulose is my blood
I have rewritten over a thousand times
Unknown to Rot, Nor known to Bloom
Have withstood drought to plant many saplings
Yet, those branches will never bear anything
So as I grow, Unlimited Trees Works.

Can you keep up with me?

UMAs happened, pocket dimensions happened, Moontrip happened, mc considering using his superpower happened, battle happened.

Try read vn common route, or Grisaia common route then talk about "nothing happened"