Where can you get one of these creatures?

Where can you get one of these creatures?

Mate with 3D, adopt, or kidnap.

By becoming a productive member of society, getting married and having a child. Sorry.

gross

Your nearest orphanage.

Kill your wife.

commit suicide.

>single male
>being allowed to adopt a child

What kind of shitohole do YouTube live in?

Wife's daughter.
Also called a shit

You want one for the wrong reasons anyways
Keep to your drawings

>want to have a kid one day, maybe
>might get a son instead of a daughter

sons are always better

A son is better in the long run.

You don't want to experience the suffering of seeing your daughter grow up.

Mpreg

Not so sure about that lad. I deal with k-5 kids on a daily basis.

I definitely understand that. It would be cool if she morphed into a boy at age 14 or so.

>morphed into a boy at age 14
Let her visit tumblr

Just fucking kill me senpai

Women betray you. Unstable. Not logical. She'll go with what her husband says

That's not the worst part.

They're cute as fuck until they hit the the 8th grade and start highschool.
Then it all goes downhill unless you're the most lucky man on earth.

I feel like that isn't the worst part.
what about when she inevitably fucks some random guy at like 16?

Kill all her 'friends' of course.

Sure is /r9k/ in this thread, good thing you won't be allowed to reproduce.

It's first world countries that are like that.

This isn't even r9k anymore, it feels like sandniggers are typing in this thread.

You're no better, Sup Forumstard.

>anons talk about how much of a pain it is to raise a daughter
>huur must be r9k in here

Fuck off.

Is this stupid creature shit starting back up?

>complaining about who your daughter wants to fuck like it's your business
>garbage posts like

Yeah, sure /r9k/.
Again, I'm glad you nu males aren't allowed to reproduce.

>>anons talk about how much of a pain it is to raise a daughter

Lel right, the guy talking about how women betray you and you should kill all her friends was cleary talking about the hardship of parenthood, you retard.

The 'pain' they're talking about is that girls eventually grow up and have sex, god fucking forbid.

Of what use is a creature like this?

I hope so

...

Wait for your wife to get trucked or a Japanese cold

This turned into a Sup Forums thread pretty fast.

She'll want your dick in a couple of years

You have to become a normal member of the society.

yay

I suppose this is feminists' fault?
>Let's ignore the female shotacons.
>Women can't be degenerates.
Laughable fantasy.

You actually think they allow single males to adopt children?
Fucking top kek

That guy from Sup Forums that decided to adopt after playing Teaching Feeling managed to get two kids.

Now you really have to explain further.

what do when daughter want to racemix?

When the game came out some guy on Sup Forums was talking about how taking care of Sylvie kicked his paternal instincts in or some shit. Some user joked and told him to go adopt some kids if he really wanted to and he actually did and posted the papers as proof.
Threads were getting deleted instantly after that for a while and even after that anyone who mentioned the incident got the thread instanuked by mods.

He checked up again after a month of two or so. They were doing well. Lat I heard the kids broke a table and they spent the day fixing it together.

>By 10 they start their period
>Their feminine napkins and tampons will be littered in the bathroom
>You touch a rolled up one thinking it was soap

Women are never fun to be in the house especially that time of the month

I really want to read more of this user; feels like that OHB thing again.

What's their age?

Her

Why did I read it with rorschach voice

Someone probably has a screencap since the threads were completely nuked.

Can't remember. I wanna say between 5 and 8

Well I hope he has everything planned out and has some extra resources, those kids won't get any money for themselves for another decade or so

>he actually did
How? Was he married? Which country?