Map thread, the best possible Europe

>Prussia = a vassal of Netherlands, Poland and Bohemia
>Occitania = a free independent state guaranteed by Spain and Italy
>Potato = a buffer zone between Europe and Russian vassal state
>Russian vassal state = a vassal of Fingolia

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How can one country be a vassal of 3 cuntries?

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Prussian War Arena -> battling to death

lol @ yurotrash

failed to conquer and colonize afrika

failed to conquer and colonize the americas

failed to conquer and colonize asia

fuck off and drop dead along with and that trash ridden continent

where is blank map?

post blank map faggot

saxony belongs to us, pepik

This is the map, I edited, there was no blank map
Lusatia is our clay, so fuck off, we´ve given you all of the Wends already

>reindeer fuckers, sami people, russians
those are not finns. If anything real Finland is smaller than this day's finland.

I am sorry?

im saying your map is shitty on finnish part

this

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Now this I like.

Le Celtic Republic maymay

Łużyce are literally one of the most valuable territories in todays gemany
we will fight, pepik

Note: Russia China and USA exists you need as many few states as possible.

Only non negociable states should exist.

What's up with that muh half scandinavia belongs to FInland!" bullshit
I know this is a meme map though

Fine, then, but your women are this 3.14 qts

Berlin is a modern city, it is a payment for Lužice, anyways, Sorbian language is closer to Czech than Polish, so please, don´t try to act as you need more clay in there

are still*

Indo European Europe = Best Europe

Czechia is Czech republic
Bohemia means kingdom (part of the HRE) or the region of Bohemia
You´ve called Slovakia Czechia, you retard

>Bohemia means kingdom (part of the HRE) or the region of Bohemia

Bohemia mean the "home of the Boii", the Boii were a Celtic tribe who inhabited South and Central Germany

>You´ve called Slovakia Czechia, you retard

I don't care

an union between Spain and Portugal is like an union between China and Japan: not gonna happen

Um sweetie already happened

Bohemia is still called the Kingdom of Czechs in the Middle ages.
There were no Celtic states, but rather tribes, therefore, the Boii, Norici, etc... were just called as they were

>There were no Celtic states
False :

Gaul under Ambigatos
Noricum
Raetia
pre-English Ireland
pre-French Britanny
Gallic Empire
Gallo-Roman Dismene

Why the fucking fuck is Estonia NOT part of Fingolia?!?!?!?!? You guys make these "Perfect Europe" maps and NEVER fucking put Eesti with her cousins.

Those were provinces + Gallic Empire was a state, because it had all of the laws implemented by the Romans, Celts by that were already gone in the Central Europe (Bohemia)
Seriously, mate, you really need to check your own history, a sad thing

>Celts by that were already gone in the Central Europe

You wish

Because Estonia is already half Russian

>half Russian
RRRRREEEE only Ida-Viru maakond and Tallinn are infested and they can be dealt with by one Finnish platoon.

Well, if you count minority DNA as a Celtic state, well, then, you could have failed a primary school math class.

Btw. I must also admit, that I am Celtic. My ancestors look like the southern Frenchmen.

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE CROSS ON SPAIN? AAAAAA I FUCKING FORGOT ITS NAME, I KNOW IT HAD TO DO WITH CASTILIAN CRUSADERS.
PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS AN IMBECILE.

Jesus, dude, we must also count in the fact, that Estonia and Finland are not directly connected.
Different influences, like Estonian women having far more fucked up pig noses than their Finnish counterparts

Viro on Suomi! Soome on Eesti!

>prussia
>doesn't own actual prussia

You'll never, I REPEAT, YOU'LL NEVER KILL MY MOTHERLAND!!!!

>Germany called Prussia while it has literally 0 original Prussian land.
Lost me there.

Sorry but Estonians are genetically closer to russians than finns so it's not the same as uniting the scandi countries.

Cross moline, chum.

>Estonian women having more fucked up pig noses

First time hearing this bs

>if you count minority DNA as a Celtic state

I was mostly speaking about Southern Germany buy you can be mainly Celtic without being 50% + R1b, as an example, if a state is 25% I1 35% R1a and 45% R1b then it is mainly Celtic and Y-DNA rarely reach more than 50%, it does so only in places were endogamy and polygamy were practiced or are still practicied

I can take it off your hands.

>not turning Berlin into a lake
I've been there, it's disgusting

>Weak in the knees
TAKE IT

Thanks

Eesti belongs to Viro

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A unified Europa with a racial-socioeconomic hierarchy with white Germanics at the top would be an ideal nation state.

Prussian Rhineland ;) ;)
All the pics the Eesti posted have women with fucked up noses
Southern Germany, yeah...
But Bohemia though is not a name for a Celtic state, but a Slavic one

>prussia
>nowhere near prussia
are you retarded?

>Põlva, Võru and Valga makkonnad go to Potato.

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grob Germaniums
Grob Italiums
Grob (Norwegian) Nordic Imperiums
Grob Serbiums
Grob Netherlandiums

>Modern Sudetenland
>"German"
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

We are in Central Bohemia already, Saupreiss
Come get us, if you want an ethnical HRE

I told the guy about my planAtleast give me a sign, where the hell are those
>GrossDeutschland
>No Luxemburg
kys

REEEEEEEEEE
Leave us alone

luxembourg is dutch

Gas yourself.

>Disgusting Kraut blob on the map.

Don´t you mean this?

You got one thing right.

That map is gross.

>autism

Krauts are the only effective deterrent against Russians

Also slid thread, abandon.
Move over to Happening bread

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourgish
Why though?

>livonia
>includes lithuania
>doesn't include estonia
top fucking kek

luxembourg is dutch

>where the hell are those
IF YOU DON'T KNOW ESTONIAN GEOGRAPHY, FUCK OFF!!!

How the flying fuck can someone not know all the parishes of Estonia?!?!

That's like 3rd grade shit. I should throw you from a cliff of Saaremaa into the fucking Baltic and watch you drown.

>Sweden and Norway belonging to Germany
no.

>b-but muh germanic blood

>(Krauts) only effective deterrent against Russians

There's about 5.5 million autists that have something to say about your theory.

>He doesn't know what Poland or Finland is
G*rmans lost most humiliatingly to russians in WW2, proving that slavs are superior to Germanics.

Poland won against rysskis several times and Commonwealth managed to take Moscow.

For being a memelord.

Thanks for drawing Yugoslavia south of the Kolpa river, brate.

I fucking hate this excuse
>b-b-but you guys are Germanic >:c pls blob us

>hungary
>not hungarist

Flanders is more Dutch
>Gopnica
>Estonian
Good shit, Vlad
You should kys for being a potato

Your country is a worthless shithole and is part & parcel responsible for the downfall of Europe along with Germany.

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>le 50% faec
and you're responsible for everything you fucking faggot. Go die in a hole.

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I'll only die after I see another Finnish Gold in the IIHF.

(So, I'm going to live forever.)

How would you know? Not all national flags have to be party flags.

Thoroughly enjoyed, thank you

When i see this map, i always wonder, just how the fuck can you imagine this shit???

Here, i improved your meme map.

And i thought HRE border autism was the worst.

>tfw, living in Võru county

Are you Seto?

No, half-Võro and half-Tallinn

Neat. Have you ever been to Elva in Tartu maakond? I kinda want to own a bar there (I won't touch you womens, I promise).

FUCKING FINALLY, Jämtland IS NOT sami/mongolian-rapebaby soil. Thank you!

I haven't. also, w-wtf, I know someone from Elva that has a burger e-bf. hmmm

I've never dated an Estonian. I would not wish to taint their genetics with my Spuroburger DNA. The Estonian race must remain pure, perfect and whole.

I will admire their beauty at laulupidu, but never touch.

very good.

>tfw I'm the only American who knows my place

I just hope to have a Karaoke night at my bar in Elva when Kerli Kõiv is visiting her parents and get her to sing "Sa Kuldseks Jää." I absolutely love that song.