/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAMILY FIRST EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome Thailand PM Yingluck &ladyboy 10/2/17
youtu.be/8u2yIe8f3rI
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/2nd Lady Lead Moment of Silence for LV 10/2/17
youtu.be/Lji7GwSf4tY
>Pres Trump addresses LV shooting 10/2/17
youtu.be/-A0F8akW4Gc
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/2/17
youtu.be/lIA0KT7SqP0
>DoD Update on PR relief 10/2/17
youtu.be/5dwP3LTul0w
>Pres Trump awards trophy @Presidents Cup 10/1/17
youtu.be/hCco2acl-pA
>Pres Trump arriving in NYC 10/1/17
youtu.be/dmMkxybdC-A
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #10 (Lara) 9/30/17
youtu.be/_ynuf1k17DM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #34 9/29/17
youtu.be/98drMIow4Rg
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech to Natl Assoc of Manufacturers 9/29/17
youtu.be/3hRMMsHmiUU
>Pres Trump press gaggle on PR/HHS Sec resigning 9/29/17
youtu.be/3qSB8F0e5Js
>Pres Trump leaves DC for NJ 9/29/17
youtu.be/gI4WAI1B1D0
>Eric Trump on Hannity 9/29/17
youtu.be/EiZiGJTjLUM
>IntSec Zinke on American Energy Dominance 9/29/17
youtu.be/hkEwzNC8l-U
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S Mattis/PooInDaLoo Joint Statement 9/29/17 also fuck poos
youtu.be/u51kaf5kGB8
PREV APPEARANCES
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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SHALL

covfefe

Covfefe

Guys!
Seriously, Why don't we just make Murder itself illegal?

That way the law covers the root of what we are trying to solve and the method doesn't matter?

Just make Murder illegal! This shouldn't be rocket science. That way all the people that are like "durr, well if they can't use a gun, they'll use a knife". MAKE MURDER WITH KNIVES ILLEGAL AS WELL!

Because both knives and guns have other applications besides murder. So they really shouldn't be banned, but I think the spirit of banning guns is that people don't want to see people murdered. So we just cut out the middle man and go straight for the heart of the matter.
So guys
seriously guys
all they have to do is make murder illegal.
Then it covers EVERYTHING in one law.

What do you think?

NOT

Checked

Wew, almost split

Covfefe

so Social Liberalism is the reason why degeneracy is rising right? go have sex, do drugs, be gay right?

Tell me about your family /ptg/

MUH DICK

Ivanka is such a sex toy.

This nigga is gonna get laid

God gas the /x/ conspirafags.

Illinoisfag here, they just tested the state wide alert system
Didn't we already have a national test last week?
This is spoopy, any other states get two tests in the last week?

We should just make violence against your fellow man illegal and then our nation will be utopia

Hey "y'all". You thought you would get this Cali... Georgia Tige... Georgia Bulldog off so easily?

>Just $60M more, and I GUARANTEE Californ... I mean Newt's old Seat back in Socialist..... er Pelosi's.... (ahem) Democrat hands.

To the user that suggested that Paddock was selling guns and the actual shooters killed him, why would they open fire on that crowd. I think it's an interesting theory but I don't understand why they would do it.

Not far enough.

Make life illegal.

NO user, they must also TEACH people not to murder!

They disowned me, on both sides.

Murder is for black people!
Let the interpretation fall where it may.

BE

Just give them a verbal lashing any time you see them and tell them to go back.

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The only Democrat in my family is my grandpa on my mom's side and he voted for Trump

>Just make Murder illegal!
We cant! The NRA wont let us! (;_; )

They want me to talk to them a lot more but I don't

Well /ptg/, what are you listening to?
Me right now.

soundcloud.com/rainbowtripmusic/psychedelicmushroomstripexperience
Psy-trance is the shit

Many sides!

Had a grandfather that was stationed in Germany post WWII as a mechanic that passed back in '11. Like the dumbass teen I was I never asked him for stories growing up.

5 months later she leaves him for Tyrone.

I predict that Trump will say a thing within a week and all media and political resources will be turned on it in the hope that its unconstitutional somehow. Like how deleting Covfefe was the thing that was finally going to do it.... until it wasn't.

INFRINGED

Yeah
I wanna date his daughter

Nice folks.

Betas don't get laid friend

Do they feel in charge?

How does it feel knowing Melania will never look at you like that?

Tucker just shits lolis out his balls, is that a gift or a curse?

#NotAllMurderers
#KillersWelcome

>our

Little girls have grown so fast

Sorry

They're not perfect, but they love me. Which is more than some people get.

Well she's a slut so she'd've done it anyway

Did we ever see a body? How do we know Steve is dead?

Is that Eric? What a fatass he was.

YAAAS QUEEN

Murderers are disproportionately minorities, it's clear user is a racist pushing a white supremacist agenda

>parents divorced
>mom is insane catwoman who don't need no man and lives in ghetto
>dad lives in commiefornia and is hardcore cuckservative boomer
>brother failed college three times and went to military because he had no more options
>sister went into arts
>haven't spoken to half-sister in nine years
not too good kouhai

youtu.be/fu15KtZB8y4

It's complicated.

All the two of them?

W..why does Ivanka-chan look so thirsty for daddy?

DEAR GOD MUELLER PLEASE HURRY

To be fair feminism is pushing towards national background checks before a man can take a woman home

youtube.com/watch?v=m7Knc3l8l9o

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That and welfare state. Also chemicals in environment affecting brain development and hormones. And porn.

Your the user whos mom left your dad because she watched that retarded marxist show didnt she?

Lmao Google released a statement cuz last night a thread here making up lies about the shooter was a top result for related searches

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Apparently this ad is from 2005; what does it mean?

Man, that gun free zone really saved Vegas last night.

The first thing my grandfather asked one of my cousins upon hearing that he got a girlfriend was whether or not she was black. That should tell you everything you need to know about him.

>Tucker is living his life to the fullest and I’m a human waste

Anyone know how to download a Moonman synthesizer?

>every American will be able to own any woman if they spend enough money
But that dream is already a reality.

We all know....

I hate almost every single one of them but i got out early and don't think about them actively anymore >tfw

thick skinned

>illegal to be exposed in public
>proper to secure in a safe in your home
>safety locks installed to prevent unauthorized usage by strangers
I'm all for it, except that particular woman's arms look like giant wads of uncooked bread dough.

Why are women so politically retarded? This isn't even funny.

My family is a blast

Probably. Why it's not worth it being chivalrous anymore.

(That's kind of ? it works)
What did he mean by this?

>mom made her do this while unironically supporting planned parenthood
Liberals.

All detergent kills Trump's erection.

divorced, 3 kids i never see, brother hates me, parents ignore me, i live alone

Having amassed more wealth than most could spend in a hundred lifetimes, Paddock had indulged in all the exquisite pleasures existence could offer. He had tasted the finest cuisine, watched the sunset over the African Savannah, laid with the most beautiful lady boys in Taiwan, and even once had front row seats for Celine Dions third farewell tour. Yet... Only two experiences still alluded him.

Like any fool with more money than sense, he over planned. Twenty Three guns was what he paid Pablo to slowly carry to his penthouse accommodations in the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. Three trips from the rental porsche to the 32nd floor. It was a lot of work for the minimum wage migrant worker; but just like manual labor, reloading was for peasants. With this much hardware, he could shoot for almost an hour and half nonstop. An extra two dollar tip ensued Pablo's silence.

Finally... the day had come. Soon, he would know what it was like to hunt the most dangerous game. They did not hear the glass shattering, but what they heard next would never be forgotten. Like a Porky Pig impersonation performed by god almighty himself, thousands of little stuttering thunder bolts blazed holes through the flesh of his prey.

Alas... after more than an hour of pure orgasmic bliss, and not unlike his shriveled penis in 1987, the last rifle had run dry.

But rejoice! For There was one experience yet to be had!

Paddock waited patiently for the police to arrive. Far too late for the work they were assigned, our connoisseur of tiny brown asian trolls had one job left for the men in blue. As the door of the pent house room was kicked open, Paddock smiled one last time. The grin of a job well done, and a life well lived.

Then his head exploded. And he pooped himself. Because that's what happens when you die. Look it up.

Because leftists tried to put the blame on a conservative website and the website, in turn, blamed them or something around those terms.

What do you win?

SHE

HAS

SPOKEN

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It means that trump was so high test that even after all the estrogen mimicking chemical in the detergent that he still is a alpha male

What's this I hear about an Israeli company building the wall?

kek

>Women no longer allowed in schools, hospitals, or places of worship.

>guns have no rights
Is she a Muslim convert?

>gematrix.org/?word=Softness fit for a trump
>president hillary clinton
>secrets revealed
>interplanetary alignment
>you are the anointed one

I thinks it's a relic from an alternate timeline

Will that prevent those darn nail bombs at her concerts?

What about bomb control?

Oh, you were THAT kid. The one that everyone thought he was going to shoot up the school.

people who base their political opinions on what their celebrities have to say shouldn't be allowed to vote

Mom and Dad are conservatives living on a farm. Boomer-cucked half of the time, but more recently ...

My sister lives out on the Coast. It doesn't matter which one. She's a pink-haired fae creature of the night, convinced there are a ton of jackbooted brownshirts out to kill her PoC friends. Marches with antifa on occasion.

As for me, I'm amassing a great collection of boots and brown shirts!

I think it`s strange, I`ve heard one of them was from TN but didn`t checked too much into it.

She should spend more time doing concerts in the UK if she wants to prevent her concerts from being shot up

So what you're saying is women's suffrage was a mistake

nonwhite opinion or career matters
she thought she was a white girl once

Hm?