>be american
>drink corn syrup coca cola for breakfast alongside some gmo cornflakes in hormone-infused, puss filled milk from the udder of an infected, sick cow
>load ccw pistol with magazine, forget to put safety on, accidentally shoot tv
>have american lard arse rage that can't watch MSNBC anymore to hear about how evil drumpf is
>eat some bacon from a pig that was raised on toxic gmo corn because still hungry
>eat it raw because can't be bothered cooking it, too hungry
>walk to walmart to buy a gun
>shart self
>don't notice
>mexican immigrant cleaner cleans up your shart
>yell at her bout "DRUMPFS WALL"
>mexican cleaner passes out from putrid smell
>shart on her for good measure
>get shot
>survive
>go to medical emergency room
>get charged 100,000 to get bullet removed
>don't have to money
>get a loan from the bank at 21% interest
>pay medical bills
>no money
>bankrupt
>go to vegas to try and win it back
>get shot
LIFE IN AMERICA GREENTEXTS
>be american
>struggle to get out of bed because of all the fat
>grab your AR15
>drive to McDonalds in pickup truck
>eats breakfast with 2 liter of high fructose corn syrup coke
>staff niggers chimps out
>>black lives matter!
>cops come and shoot the rioting niggers
>landwhales in McDonalds gets triggered
>the feminists blames you because you are a white fucking male
>antifa arrives
>starts throwing rocks at you
>you defend yourself by shooting antifas
>cops side with antifa
>get shot
>be american
>get shot
>AYO AYO AYO HOL' UP HOL' UP
>IMMA TELL U WHAT PARTS OF DA WORLD BE WITE NIGGA
The word is "pus"
Come join as on the official Sup Forums discord.
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>be nigger
>be nigger
>be american
>use crane to get out of bed
>vote for tv show host because you think he's right wing but he's actually left wing
>get on your mobility scooter to go outside
>niggers chimp out around your house
>dodge gunfire to get to nearest walmart to stock up on ammo
>pick up 300rds 556 for the night
>ah, that'll hold the niggers at pay
>laughs at eurocucks who can leave their doors unlocked but have 4% muslim population
>go home
>get drive by'd by MS13 on the way back
Fucking kek
>> Be American
>> Muh Second Ammendment
>> Be too cucked to actually overthrow gay nigger government
>> call other countries cucks
>> have niggers riot
>> do nothing
>> eurofags have terrorist attacks
>> call europoors " cucked fags"
You posted the wrong image OP
>be american
>wake up in vegas
>argue people that everyone should keep their guns bc its safer
>guns dont kill people, people kill people
>out of nowhere someone starts shooting
>run away with 3 open carries on me
>die anyways bc of heart attack
>be american
>wake up
>too fat to stand up
GahddamnObama.jpg
>I hope that wall goes up soon so that I'll be safe
>I wish I had some McDonalds right now
>It looks so good in that commercial I keep seeing on t.v every 15 minutes
>new NFL season is starting. I waited all year for these new commercials
>wtf?
>why is this nigger not standing during our national anthem?
>I haven't been able to stand up or even take a knee for anything in 7 years
>but I'm sure as shit going to let the comment sections of news articles on Facebook know what I think
>be superpower USA
>lose against Vietnam
> be american
> go to school
> get shot
> go shopping
> get shot
> try and relax by going to nightclub
> get shot
> try watch movie, should be safe here
> get shot
> make protest about getting shot all the time
> get shot
> go vegas, heard its nice place
> get shot
>BE AMERICAN
>DIE IN MASS SHOOTING
>BLAME ANTI DEPRESSANTS INSTEAD OF GUNS
>be shot
>get american
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>be ameriburger
>trundle outside on motorised scooter because exercise is 2hard
>it's a glandular problem I swear
>get mugged by a nigger on the way to the train station
>lol just kidding what is public transport
>spend 3 hours in standstill traffic
>finally get to work
>work 10 hours for 50 cents in actual wages, get $12 in tips though so it's ok
>manager calls you into his office
>your mobility scooter trundles through extra-wide door to accommodate natural, healthy american size
>healthy at all sizes guise
>"sorry user you're fired, pablo here can work the same hours for half of what we pay you"
>;_;
>slowly reverse out of the office
>trundle out the front door
>get shot by some random schizophrenic
>m-muh freedums though
>call ambulance
>get driven to hospital, have to tip driver and paramedics exactly 31.21% of the price of fuel plus 15.5923% of their weekly income per freedometre (A.K.A. mile) multiplied by 2.35% of your yearly earnings before tax
>if you don't tip the exact right amount, you commit a horrible social faux pas
>get carried into hospital by a team of 12 stretcher-bearers
>have to tip them all too
>before they put you down they ask for your insurance details
>have to pay $9,000,000,001 for treatment
>finally get out of hospital
>go outside
>mobility scooter got stolen by a nigger, have to walk to car
>fall over panting like a dog in heat after the first block
>finally get to car
>drive home
>get home to find wife banging a nigger
>pour self a ""diet"" pepsi into a red plastic cup
>cry
>Male genital mutilation
>Tipping
>Wear shoes in house
>Invades other countries
>No free healthcare
>No free higher education
>Rampant consumerism and materialism
>Extreme wealth inequality
>Shitty public transportation
>Shitty bike infrastructure
>Shitty roads
>Obesity
>Anti-intellectualism
>Death penalty
>Poor human rights record
>Mass surveillance
>Drugs are highly illegal
>Two party system
>Chains, strip malls, and shopping malls
>College sports
>Countless number of ghettos/gun violence
>Violent Blacks
>Government controlled by Israel/Jews
>Don't wash ass
>Prostitution illegal
>Don't use metric system
>go to pre school
>get shot
>go to high school
>get shot
>go to college
>get shot
>go shopping
>get shot
>go to the movies
>get shot
>go dancing
>get shot
>go gambling
>get shot
>be president
>get shot
just lol at living in America in 2017
heh, we're so lame
>be American
>be envy of the world
>live freely
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>>reddit
nice try, newfag
Are you a croation sjw/leftist? I didnt think you guys existed. I mean usually when a country gets to a certain shit tier, they certainly stop worrying about marxist things like bike infrastructure/free college/consumerism. Wow good on ya cro-nigger.
That pic gave me cancer.
>Americans
>Angle
Not when 90% of white people have Germanic and Irish ancestry.
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>I didnt think you guys existed.
Who do you think has been running the country ever since Tudjman died? Two flavors of the same EU-cucked NWO-supporting colonial governors. Same as all of Eastern Europe.
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>Be Australian
>Love Antidepressants and Muslims
>Enjoy nice evening at a Lindt Cafe
>Shot by a Muslim who has been a catch and release hobby for local cops for years who somehow got a nonexistent gun that doesn't exist because guns are banned and only exist in America
How is Australia even still populated when so many of you get btfo'd so regularly that suicide has GOT to be a serious issue.
Nice straw man, faggot. Vpn some pride in that flag if you’re gonna use it.
>Be American
>complain about Jewish media
>elect media personality with strong Jewish ties
>screech at gun laws
>get shot
>get shot
Wait, so you want us to cuck out to our government? I thought you wanted us to deal with them and get them out of the juden pocket?
I'm getting mixed signals here.
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LOG that JOG
>Claim to be the master race
>never won a war
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>be am
>ge sh
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>me american
>get shot
>get shot again
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>Be American
>Hole up in small, white town
>Have friends you can go full Sup Forums with
>Have cash job not supporting niggers, Jews, or single moms. SJWs cant get you fired. Roasties can't rob you.
>Can spread Hate Facts on social media without fear of arrest
>Check for happenings, its another Truck of Peace and Eurofags making excuses for him
>One muslim is worse than 10 mexiniggers so we are actually less cucked than Europe
>Go to conservative, nationalist church
>Muh Guns
>Know that your state's hunters are 4th largest army in the world and they protect muh freedoms
>Vast, unspoiled wilderness to hide in if things really go to shit
>Feels comfy man
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is that real, are aus that retarded?
>be american child
>go to school
>sing the national anthem
>oh wait nevermind thats racist and all the niggers are kneeling
>but they'll stand for God Save the Queen (topkek)
>spend morning learning about the holocaust and the world's biggest atrocity (9/11)
>its lunch time
>kid opens lunch box
>high fructose corn syrup in literally every single thing
>eat your mozarella, made in Wisconsin
>also eat your favourite cheddar, made in China
>eat your iberico ham, made in Texas
>eat your favourite , made in Tijuana
>suddenly fire alarm goes off, oh no another school shooting
>get shot
>die
>family go bankrupt from healthcare costs
>all get addicted to opioids
>family die
>Be american
>Fat as fuck
>Go to a music fest
>Tip the singer
>Shooting starts.jpg
>Gets shot
>Tio the shooter
slide
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>are aus that retarded?
go back to faggit
>be american
>get mugged by a nigger
I never really saw an irish saying that.
Yeah that's about right
I always get a laugh from these stories.
>tfw under house arrest because I am underweight
>can't even leave the house to get a burger
Life is hell
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yeah, we dumb.
No one cares what the rest of the world thinks in America except faggy libtards.
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>be american
>struggle to get out of bed because too fat
>eat GMO food, proven to be completely safe by Monsanto's own research, legally enabled by politicians they pay
>realise that you are high on LSD
>WTFImNotEvenAJunkie.png
>realise that the CIA is using you as a lab rat for mind control experiemtns yet again
>go to vote, only 2 parties
>president gets shot by CIA anyway
>go to wallmart
>shart yourself
>get shot
>get shot on the way to the hospital yet again
>charged a million dollars for treatment
>go to university
>get shot
>go to a gay bar
>get shot
>go to vegas
>get shot
>start posting on the internet about ho come all mass shootings come at the politically most convinient time
>get v& by CIA
>get shot for good measure
>spend the rest of your life in an illegal, secret prison complex
>at least you have the constitution
>be 'murrican
>be 43, divorced
>struggle to get out of bed
>make a pbj sandwich
>get a knock on the door
>rush over with my 3 assault rifles with tactical scopes and tripods
>reach the door and open it
>filthy nig
>shout "i can legally kill you!" as I fall through the floor because of the weight of the guns and myself
>land in basement
>notice 5 illegal mexicans have dug into it with a tunnel
>why do I live near the border
>shoot all of them, nig escapes
>taken to court
>can't afford lawyer
>" why did you shoot these people?"
>"because they were on my property and the 2nd amendment allow--"
>life sentence
>whole prison is completely black
>"ay yo look 'is a racis' white boye mang!"
>freedom
>not being shot is getting cucked
I never say bad stuff about americans.
You don't have to say anything bad , just say the truth .kek
Pls stop bullying us
this pls
we're humble mericans just trying to make a white living
Honestly tho, how much better would the world be without America?
>The nazis would have won
>Millions of Japanese baby's wouldn't have been vaporised
>The middle east would be stable
>There wouldn't be nuke scared every 5 seconds from Americans antagonising everyone
>No (((Hollywood))) or American SJWs being retarded
>No Americans being retarded in general
>China and India wouldn't be making every child work in sweatshops to make everything for America
>No divide and conquer all over the god damn world by Americans to weaken every country in a vile attempt to make America better
> be american
> nigger tries to rob me
> its ok we got the 2nd amendment
> be "white"
> shoots nigger
> gets arrested
> goes to prison
> gets shot
The brise of freedom :DDD
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>be American
>be oppressed by government
>fight back with constitutionally-guaranteed firearms
>defeat US army
>continue to live life of freedom unmolested in own home
>be yurocuck
>get beheaded
>headless corpse gets arrested for being intolerant
>taxpayers pay for your murderers new mansion
muh mu muh kinder eggs tho
>No divide and conquer all over the god damn world by Americans to weaken every country in a vile attempt to make America better
>See flag
Nigger are you the one to say this ?
tremr.com
>be burger
>get shot
>be burger
>have heart attack and die
>be burger
>get robbed by niggers
>be burger
>get jewed
Damn burgers, am I right fellow Yurops?
>be american
>weigh 200 pounds
>slip in piss and fall in walmart bathroom
>sue walmart and win $2 million settlement
>spend money on burgers
>weigh 250 pounds
>have stroke
>sue mcdonalds and win $3 million settlement
>spend money on amphetamines and radical cosmetic surgeries
>weigh 170 pounds
>have another stroke
>sue bayer for selling you amphetamines
>win $4 million settlement
>spend money on ar-15
>your kid accidentally gets your gun
>get shot
>kid sues armalite
>wins $5 million settlement
the land of opportunity
Underrated
>live in LA
seriously it's the worst
You are just waiting to do this green text shit
this guy gets it, amber rudd can lick prolapsed anus
Good, more freedom now!
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Where do people get 56%?
We're 61% nonhispanic white.
>Be burger
>Hand to mouth existence
>Cash in hand non-job
>No healthcare
>I got a rifle tho
>Get cancer
>Shoot tumour
>Get shot
Who the hell do you think we learned these tactics from?!
You forgot the most important of all things m8
>no jews
>implying Nam was a conventional war
The US could eat any army on the planet. It's pretty hard to fight off shore against a bunch of guerrilla fighters in a freaking jungle.
>be envy of the world
Americans are brainwashed to non-ironically believe this
this triggers the American
>No Jews
They'd operate out of the replacement world super power, the Soviet Union.
> be american kid
> dad shoots you
> asks dad why
> dad says you have to learn how to live
Make merica great agen : DDD
Kek
>be american
>get shot by uncle
>eat burger
>go to school
>sniffed by drug doggos and metal scanned by police
>today they catched a real crip nigga
>sit down in class
Teacher: "Today class we're in for a documentary about North Korea, It's called the interview"
>finally a trusted unbiased documentary about a country we all hate for no apparent reason
>they forgot to mention that NK is under trillion dollars worth of rare earth
>great movie 10/10 very real
He looks too thin to have sharted
Are they all just sitting in muddy puddles? Surely a whole nation can't routinely shit themselves...?
>We can beat anyone
>Except in their own country
>They had lots of plants and trees, it was too hard
>They hid their fighters amongst civilians
>It's almost as if they didn't like us
Nobody gets life sentence in America for shooting intruders. Otherwise pretty funny meme.
>the US could eat any army on the planet.
Never dared to invade the soviet to put a end to communism and liberate east europe.
> be american
> believes jewish propaganda
> gets shot
You guys can be the new refugees broski
>be American
>have freedom
>live at top of hierarchy
>can own firearms, speak mind, be ALPHA, surrounded by white women the most beautiful
>go on Sup Forums to find a bunch of need betafags from other countries (ie 3rd world shitholes) have a thread about your great nation
>don't know your flag but you sure as hell know mine
>make comment about great nation and how they are obviously jealous
>tell them to kill themselves else we do it via our nuke stockpile
>tfw feels good to be proud and American
>suck it fags
>be american
>wake up in the home of the free
>20 million dollar college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes. still unemployed...
>house is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time, since the last one just flew away in a hurricane like the rest of my cardboard town
>look out of the window, sky is blackened out by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile
>drink diet corn syrup out of a Jerrycan, because glasses or bottles are signs of european high-handedness
>grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge V8 Truck
>drive down a straight road with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All houses look exactly the same
>accidentaly accelerate to 61mph
>get pulled over and harrased by a 16 year old illiterate cop who just finished his 6-week training at police school after dropping out high school
>butthole gets examined
>endless straight road ends at 1000 square miles large mall
>buy more jerrycans of genetic engineered corn syrup
>drive home, stop at RAM tent to get teeth fixed and grab a new pair of 2nd hand charity glasses
>slowly drive down another endless straight road, get harrassed by a 600lb cop
>more drones follow your truck
>attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist nazi
>Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because of praying Muslims in front of the capitol
>drive back home, more harrasment by unskilled cops
>arrive at front yard, sherriff arrives in black helicopter with a Distraint notice
>try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere
>grab tent, drive endless straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings
>go to Sup Forums, talk about my freedom, wealth and how jelly europoors are
>choose words wisely, because the FBI is monitoring everything
>Sleep in tent crying, because I know those poor souls won't ever experience what it's like to be as free as I am
>14 year old cop enters my tent to butt-search me one last time. More drones videotape the action