Why does Sup Forums hate yuri so much? if you can't self insert as a girl you're obviously a faggot

Why does Sup Forums hate yuri so much? if you can't self insert as a girl you're obviously a faggot.

Imaginationless third worlders and their descendants that would be living in caves without European imperialism.

I can self insert as a girl just fine, I just don't want to be touched by another girl.

Because every yuri faggot should be hung from a tree until dead.

>I just don't want to be touched by another girl.

That's really gay my dude.

I miss Taiga.

But its Sup Forumslacks who perpetuate the "degeneracy" meme

Can dog girls love cat girls?

We don't hate yuri. Who the fuck started this stupid meme anyway?

Because Sup Forums is full of conservative moralfag fucktards that still think there's something wrong with being gay.

Let me tell you

yurishit is made to pander to bottom feeder Otaku, who can only jerk off to girls when no other males exist to make them feel uncomfortable.
Somehow though they're perfectly fine with a girl NTRing them though, because that's just how betamax they are. Truly the worst.
If they can't realistically self insert themselves waifuing an Idol because they're too beta, then just self insert themselves watching two girls fuck. That way no males can NTR them because the girls are lesbians!
Instead of hating their own pathetic depravity they hate all others males who're objectively better than them, so they want all males to not exist. Yet they're too stupid to realize they would be erased in the process. Literally traitors to their own gender.
Though they probably deem themselves as "we're all little girls here" in their deluded minds anyway.

Boring

>Putting your Sup Forums shit into anime

It's amazing a board can more insufferable than /vp/ and /mlp/ combined

Just don't acknowledge it, (you)s are how they thrive.

I'm indifferent to yuri, though I find most of it fairly boring, but yurifags are obnoxious cunts.

>If they can't realistically self insert themselves waifuing an Idol because they're too beta, then just self insert themselves watching two girls fuck.

But sometimes I like to self insert as a girl banging my waifu
Watching would be boring as hell and I'm certain the only ones who do this are the same people who are into straight NTR

I can't decide if I'd want to be Maria or Saki in this situation, fuck

It's pretty gay to want to see men fuck girls you like, but lesbian sex is boring due to the lack of mutually stimulating penetration so I get it. Too bad you can't enjoy yaoi instead, which has none of the gender you're not attracted to, and good sex too. No wonder most girls are fujos.

I feel like the emotional content of yuri makes up for the penetration deal

>What is fingering
Sempai...

Yes. Yes they can.

What do you think mutually stimulating means? Fingering only physically feels good for the receiver, same with strap ons or dildos or whatever alternative there is.

There's a difference between hating yuri and hating /u/.

Two individuals can finger each other.

There's also double-ended dildoes.

I love seeing happy lovers in general. Yuri just feels comfier.

>fapping to yuri
>two fictional characters fucking eachother is somehow NTR
>self inserting ever

It's shit because yuri shows are just a below-average show for their genre, with yuri added to make it 'good'.

It's also fucking heresy, lesbians are absolutely vile race-traitors.

You are a c*ck if you dont self-insert because you are basically watching two people fuck while you jerk off

>because you are basically watching two people fuck while you jerk off
>because you are basically watching two people fuck while you jerk off
>because you are basically watching two people fuck while you jerk off
>because you are basically watching two people fuck while you jerk off

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING WHAT THE HELL

Thats why you self-insert as the guy and imagine fucking the girl yourself

Futas are the future.

This is your brain when you go full meme

wew

Awesome retort

You seem awfully insecure.

Yuri faggots need to take a gun and blow their brains out. Slit your wrists if you cant get a gun. Remember down not across.

Sorry user,you are right, now I'm going to go get cucked by fictional characters while you self-insert into tentacles

Just saying like it is

Yurishits are faggots in denials most of time, thats why they cant stand heterosexual series

Yeah faggots in denial fap to lesbian porn it all makes sense now

Thats because they see themselves as girls

Self-inserters are ruining anime. Anime is about escapism and the annihilation of the self, not about "hurr durr i am cool guy w/ sord and all girls lub me".

It's no surprise that these manchildren can't understand the first thing about yuri.

I hope you're fapping to some hardcore yaoi to prove your masculinity then

I like yuri undertones but shoujo ai is fucking gay

>yaoi

Funny how they always resort to this, even though im talking exclusively about hetero

I can fap if the art's good enough. It's usually pretty boring though so it's not worth checking the tag. Romantic yuri happens to be even more boring, and poorly written. In terms of fetishism and quality content it's all dogshit.

All the best yuri is fanshit from non-yuri shows because the characters are just that well written in comparison to actual yuri characters.

Anti-/u/ sentiment is because most /u/shits barge into threads they aren't wanted in shouting about how men are disgusting and hetshit. They don't contain themselves in their own threads like the faggots do, the spill out and harass everyone. Also going back to the last point, they spill into a non-yuri shows threads to force discussion into being /u/ related.

In summary: Yuri is boring shit for most, but obviously has appeal for some. Majority of the fanbase is sadly absolute fucking cancer though, but it's to be expected.

>If you can't self insert as a dyke you're a faggot.

This is a significant part of the reason why I like futa.

But then why does yaoi exist if gays see themselves as girls and could just self insert as a girl being fucked by a guy?

>shoujo ai is fucking gay

CONGRATS
THATS THE POINT
I LOVE SEEING GAY GIRLS DO GAY THINGS WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE IT FEELS MORE AUTHENTIC THAN MOST HETERO COUPLES IN ANIME/MANGA
I GET OFF TO EMOTIONS BECAUSE IM SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU PLEBS

You forgot your new IP.

But yuri is written like shit, you just hate men.

You're a traitor to humanity.

not gay like homosexual, i meant gay as in bad, or lame

>Gay people are more authentic.

I guess all animals should be gay then.

why do you think I hate men
personally I think dicks are way more aesthetic than vaginas
but women are way way prettier things as a whole, if I were a girl I'd definitely be exclusively gay.

Irrelevant, I decide to elaborate on my thoughts later on.

My post is still as valid as yours.

Nothing wrong inherently wrong with yuri. Yurifags act like typical Tumblr feminists.

Just look at

You realize they're talking about writing, right?

>Dykes are more authentic than a normal hetero relationship.

I swear yurishitters love to go full retard and make a fool of themselves.

reading comprehension level: -2

I'm pretty sure most of Sup Forums hates /u/fags, not yuri.

Go back to your dildos/tumblr faggot. We dont take your kind here.

Apparently I wasn't clear enough and now everyone's going to rally against my post

I guess it's my own fault since I went all caps to make it more of a humorous insight

If seeing a dick bothers you so much that you can't concentrate on the girl getting fucked, you're probably a repressed homosexual. You have seen your own dick, so why do you care so much if you see another dudes? The point of watching straight hentai is
>seeing the girl being fucked
This is the most crucial thing that yuri lacks, the fucking of the girl. If I just wanted to see the girl be naked and finger herself i'd read an ecchi manga.
>inserting as the guy doing the fucking
you imagine that your duck is going inside the girls. Much superior in this aspect to yuri.
>the idea of impregnation/filling a girl with your semen
Nothing's better than the feeling of the idea of filling a girl with your cum, and impregnating her. Honestly, if you don't want this in your hentai, you probably are gay.

Of course I don't expect to convince you fags, but now you can see clearly why straight hentai is superior. Of course there's nothing wrong with yuri, but it is always an "incomplete" fucking if only one gender is involved.

Do you people actually not understand what the word "authentic" means?

Do you think it means "statistically likely"?

there is a reason you got a board you cancer

You do realize no one is taking eachother seriously in this thread right.

Your premise is false
Dicks don't bother me, I watch both straight and yuri stuff
I don't get why people are so opposed to seeing two passionate girls getting it on when its literally double of the most appealing part of a heterosexual interaction.
Also, my imagination isn't crippled so I can easily self insert as both sexes. In fact, doing it as the girl is somewhat more fun since I have less of a sense of what its actually like and get to guess and experiment in my head.

>heterofag equates all yuri with porn
>heterofag only sees value in things based on how much it makes him masturbate
>heterofag can't even veil his impregnation fetish, which correlates 100% of the time with him having a bad social life and panicking that he will never reproduce irl

heterofags: every fucking time

>heterofags

This is actually a thing among yurishits

Holy fuck

>your duck
boy did I fuck up

Being gay is wrong, user.

Nothing can change that.

>you imagine that your duck is going inside the girls. Much superior in this aspect to yuri.

>being surprised at nonsensical insults on Sup Forums
You have to go back.

Yurishits never cease to surprise me with their delusions

>I watch both straight and yuri stuff
well sure. I said in my post that there's nothing wrong with yuri. It's really the /u/fags themselves we hate
Take your tumblr terminology and shove it up your ass.

You "anime is escapism" fags are the worst. Stop telling people how they're supposed to watch cartoons.

Then why does so much of Sup Forums flip their shit in various threads about various shows whenever its brought up or even hinted?

>not watching duck-on-girl hentai
lmao what a fag

Becuase most people are not gay.

Because gays are mentally ill.

Because you have a board dedicated to tribadism called /u/

Sup Forums is not one person, although many people, I suspect newfags and underage fags, have a hivemind when it comes to things they view as "outsider shit"

It's literally synonymous with DIE CIS SCUM.

>watching a show with yuri goggles:
"Wow, those girls have an interesting dynamic, I wonder what they'd be like as a couple?"
"Oh cute, they're giving a bit of service to fans of that couple, yay!"
"Everyone has such emotional depth if you consider how their feelings are bound up in all these relationships..."

>watching a show without yuri goggles
"Hugnnnghhh when's sumbody gettin FUCKED??"

YVR goggles for real life when

Because it's boring and as retarded as any harem in terms of storytelling. So now back to your containment board

Nice to know, that's the real reason for /u/ retards. Yurifags don't actually watch for stories or characterizations. Just give them cookie cutter girls and see them make out.

...

Calm down a/u/tist.

Yuri is not exclusive to /u/

>watching a show with yuri goggles
"Hugnnnghhh when are they gonna FUCK??"
Fixed.

So basically the same end game. Rather than hungry nerds, hungry dykes

Actually if you were a girl getting touched by a girl then you'd be the gay one, fagwad.

What about yuri that is technically hetero?

I'm a yurifag and I'm straight, you people generalize too much

Its not gay if I'm self inserting as the girl, retard.

#redpillarmy strikes again

Sup Forums just hates on yuri lovers because they know we're the superior race
Hate quickly accompanies success

>yuri goggles
Non-canon imagination

>no yuri goggles
Investment in canon relationships

>Watching ecchi with or without
"Hugnnnghhh when's sumbody gettin FUCKED??"

ftfy

I'm going to make an appeal for hiro to filter "hetshit" and all variations to "yuri is shit"

Yuri is alright but I don't limit myself to just yuri. I like hetero too.

>literally gay by definition
>calling someone a retard
What a true retard you are.

>Why does Sup Forums hates this
>Oh if you don't like this you're a faggot