Rewrite

Alright, Key, how are you gonna make me cry this time?

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You're going to cry about how shit it is.

:(

1st episode is so horrid. And it looks like it's gonna be trainwreck I think got the point there

there isnt actually much ABLOO that I remember. its mostly dramatic. kotori is probably the only SAD character.

Best Rewrite.

>crying
>over anything Key

Yeah, they didn't do much for character development; just threw them all together and said "Do something!"

fuk u
Air and Clannad After Story were great.

she just wants a friend. you wouldn't take advantage of an autistic chuuni with assburgers, would you?

ghost a SHIT. give her a starfish and send her packing to the planetarium or something.

that milf deserves hard dickings. the redhead foxgirl can get some dickings, too, but only when she's lost her human mind and is reverting to animal form. TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

Hey, most people here cry over K-On! so anything is possible.

She is going to be tenderly loved right? I want to see head pats, hand holding, and only tears of joy.

it's not key it's 8bit

Ah, my bad.
Key made the visual novel of it.

In her route, but the anime is an original route.

They are going to make me cry by not properly adapting Terra.

Obligatory
Spoiler-free Rewrite synopsis for animeonlyfags:

Rewrite tells the story of Kazamatsuri Bond, a 27 year old agent of U.N. Special Ops (UNSO).
Bond was an edgy kid, he enjoyed killing bratty children's parents in front of them.
He fought the terrorists of the Greenpeace conglomerate with every drop of his blood, no matter how many dinosaurs they had.
Both factions were fighting over a nuclear device called the Lock, which could destroy the world.
During one such battle Bond was defeated, and put into a coma because of the nuclear device.

Now at age 27, after waking from his coma, Bond decided fuck it and to enter school again, because he still looked like he was 17 from nuclear radiation.
Well he actually has amnesia as a side effect, but he just wants to live it up at school like he never got to.
He wanted to get a girlfriend, mess with his best friend, join a club, become a TV reporter and grope some girl's tits.
To get all of this, he joined a club where he reported on Paranormal stuff with the other members.

Little did Bond know, the members were all undercover agents of UNSO and Terrorist Greenpeace!
His childhood friend also turned out to be the girl whose parents he killed. Apparently she resurrected them into plant zombies, because she's a magical sage.
One friend is a UNSO top agent, one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self, one friend is literally worse than Hitler, and one friend is a walking biohazard.

If that wasn't enough, the Lock turned up again, starting another war. The Lock is actually a cute deadpan girl, with an obsession for Bond. She sneaks into his bed at night and haunts him.
To top it all off, Bond's blood is now nuclear residue which he can shape at will!

Now Bond must choose a side, but no matter what happens, the earth is fucked either way.
Unless of course he can become a tree, build a canoe with his wood, fly it to the moon and terraform it. That would solve everything.

Written by Romeo Tanaka.

>grope some girl's tits
Can't blame him. Those are quite groppable tits.

Sexualize the rewrites!

When is Harvest Festa getting translated? I wanna finish that damn Kotori route.

Rewrite Quest Plot
Scripts: 0/12 (0%)
Lines: 0/6214 (0%)
KB: 0/187.84 (0%)

Gameplay and Misc
Scripts: 29/46 (63.04%)
Lines: 1464/2707 (54.08%)
KB: 46.76/74.82 (62.5%)


Total Scripts: 35/64 (54.69%)
Total Lines: 22583/30040 (75.18%)
Total KB: 890.55/1106.45 (80.49%)
Translation started on: 2014-10-01

You wake up in the middle of the night, and see a Kagari about to bite your arm. What do?

>TL's
>alive

You really are new.

Pray for Moon Kagari because Earth a shit

I thought I'd be able to watch a Rewrite anime no matter how badly adapted it was, but 8 bit is really going out of their way to make me drop this.

It was until the god awful ending.

I love all of keys work besides Charlotte , but I couldn't finish the first episode of rewrite the animation looks worse than amateur

>I love all of keys work
>couldn't finish the first episode of rewrite

>haven't read the VN's

More like you're a secondary with a shitty opinion.

At least watch the currently airing Key adaptation that has some sort of promise

>spoiler-free rewrite synopsis

this one line from the copypasta gets me every fucking time

What did he mean by this?

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Daily reminder that in another dimension, Rewrite has a much better plot.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8uMYfmOms

"I am a spy: Kazamatsuri Bond."
Wait, does that make
not bullshit, or was that whole concept just some retarded dream sequence?

Why is the animation so shitty?

5 mins

get in here niggas

I just want my oppai route and Kotori's engrish

Bite back. I'll bite her butt.

Finally, time for Akane.

Link for the stream, please

You're in luck.
vaughnlive.tv/neetball

>alienware

>he doesn't know about Kazamatsuri Bond, U.M.A. hunter and protector of the earth
I bet you don't even use CBC reasoning, call your mom "Mama", or knit on weekends.

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>This plot

Jesus and I thought Grisaia was retarded at times...

She does have a handmade computer, too.

That OP was kinda odd.

those stealth spoilers in the OP tho jesus christ

Tiddies not big enough

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OP was pretty cool.

Oh shit, Tomoko is cute.

TOMOKO NO DON'T DIE

The TV series is going to be a fan service material for the vn fans and was produced only to boost Rewrite+ sales.

Fun to watch for those who know what's up, but horrid as a standalone work.

TOMOKOOOO

>was produced only to boost Rewrite+ sales.
I feel like it's gonna put off potential buyers if all episodes are all crampled as the first one.
I like the VN a lot, it doesn't deserve this treatment.

mogumogu

How do you know this?

>phylosophyz
Can't wait for OP2

Are all the episodes going to be as long as the first or was that just a one-time thing?

Here comes plate licking.

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One time thing.

Air made me bitch tears at the end.

>not liking Philosophyz
REWRITE OF THE LIFE is amazing, but both are great.

>13 episodes
>OP2

Both OPs are top tier anyway.

lucia's tiddies

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>13 eps (not enough even for a common arc adaptation)
>premiers 2-3 weeks before the release of Rewrite+
>low quality direction
>a hodgepodge of scenes that the vn readers will remember
>playing a nostalgia / "good memories" card to make them buy the extended edition
Not him, but how the fuck do you not know that?

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the absolute madman

Regularly scheduled reminder

muh dick

i need to know the site for the livestream, pls?

>not bullshit
Since when were you under the impression it was bullshit?
Go watch the first Rewrite anime to find out, pic very related.
Bond fights Dinosaurs in a fucking kilt. he's literally the best spy the world has ever seen.

literally read the thread

read the thread newshit

This episode has been much better so far than the first

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M-maybe there will be Rewrite+ anime later like Persona 4 and it also gonna be shit, just like Persona Golden anime

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>Akane not on top

They're all good, don't be a bully. Some are just less appealing, like Chihaya
And where's Sakuya

Kagari is not a boob spirit

pettan pettan~

muh

Hold on, didn't he massage her in Akane's route?

I want to impregnate Akane

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might as well put it in the common route since they're not doing any routes in this adaptation

houki pls

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But Kagari is shit.

I know, they'll cram everything they can in.

what does it feel like from that surface perception?

Rewrite OP!!!!!
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Is Akane playing a specific game, or just something generic?

>[Chihiro-Amaterasu]_Rewrite_-_01_[720P_Hi10P_AAC]
Professionally translated subs are finally here.

great common route eps